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So on this beautiful sunny Monday tell me; what amazing,funny,sexy thing you would love to see, but know that it's really very unlikely?!
Randomly, I would like to see all you fabbers naked in a huge swimming pool full of strawberry jelly.... 
Use your imagination and go.....
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead.
It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead.
It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet... "
My loo seat has come loose and I'm skint....probably only cost me a wink... |
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"So on this beautiful sunny Monday tell me; what amazing,funny,sexy thing you would love to see, but know that it's really very unlikely?!
Randomly, I would like to see all you fabbers naked in a huge swimming pool full of strawberry jelly....
Use your imagination and go.....
Peach x"
I'd like to be able to look at myself in a mirror and genuinely think 'yep, you're an amazing, funny, sexy, thing'! 
Failing that, I'd be very happy to see Simon Neil fully naked in close proximity ... |
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"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now  "
Morning bunny I can stretch to a cuppa and some chocolate digestives, maybe cold by the time I get to you though!
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So on this beautiful sunny Monday tell me; what amazing,funny,sexy thing you would love to see, but know that it's really very unlikely?!
Randomly, I would like to see all you fabbers naked in a huge swimming pool full of strawberry jelly....
Use your imagination and go.....
Peach x
I'd like to be able to look at myself in a mirror and genuinely think 'yep, you're an amazing, funny, sexy, thing'!
Failing that, I'd be very happy to see Simon Neil fully naked in close proximity ..."
You are a beautiful, sexy woman lfv, don't let anyone tell you otherwise 
As for Simon Neil.... Leave it to me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now "
The offer is there! I just hope you can wait for delivery... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead.
It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet...
My loo seat has come loose and I'm skint....probably only cost me a wink... "
(Sucks air through teeth) "it's gonna cost you!"  |
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By *obitoutMan
over a year ago
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"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead.
It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet... "
Keep in there.. my mates a heating engineer and this actually did happen to him just the other week ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For one of my customers to say they can't afford to pay me and offer me sexual favours instead.
It's the only reason I got into plumbing. Not seen any action yet...
Keep in there.. my mates a heating engineer and this actually did happen to him just the other week ! "
Ha! Thanks for the encouragement brother!!! I'll persevere!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to have a nap, when I wake my house is clean, tidy and being decorated by lots of stunning naked bodies."
I love cleaning! Ill bring friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now
The offer is there! I just hope you can wait for delivery... "
Erm...you can make it when you get here? Bringing it from the kitchen still counts |
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"I would like to have a nap, when I wake my house is clean, tidy and being decorated by lots of stunning naked bodies.
I love cleaning! Ill bring friends "
I'll neck a couple of sleeping pills. You lot better be here when I wake! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would like to have a nap, when I wake my house is clean, tidy and being decorated by lots of stunning naked bodies.
I love cleaning! Ill bring friends
I'll neck a couple of sleeping pills. You lot better be here when I wake!"
Got a feeling not much work will be done....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For someone super sexy to bring me a cup of tea and offer me a massage. My imagination is too tired for more than that right now
The offer is there! I just hope you can wait for delivery...
Erm...you can make it when you get here? Bringing it from the kitchen still counts "
You want tea and massage before or after dessert? |
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