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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm offering custard slices to everyone.  now where would you like me to place them? Oh and NO hands! Place your custard slice anywhere on my body n dive in face first. 
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"glad your feeling better lovely x x "
it's been a tuff few weeks tbh and I've questioned a hell of a lot of stuff spinning round in my head but it's clearing up now. Got a differcult funeral ahead of me, life really does suck. Dispite my wobble last week I still do whole heartedly believe that we do stay with our loved ones after death.
How are you now? Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Glad you're feeling better lovely but I don't like custard slices, can I have something else please?  "
a chocolate ripple or limited addition pride skittles. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So glad you're feeling better. But agree can we have something else. A nice fresh cream sponge cake would work well for me x "
ohhhhh good plan. Shall I leave it whole or cut it? Xxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put it on a plate please. I don't want crumbs everywhere, I just hovered up there will be no crumbs once you have finished licking.....  xxx"
Lick the plate? I'm not an animal  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put it on a plate please. I don't want crumbs everywhere, I just hovered up there will be no crumbs once you have finished licking..... xxx
Lick the plate? I'm not an animal "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please  ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick "
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble.  xxx"
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out |
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one "
I'm not really the sharing kind to be honest |
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out"
Excellent,can I have his as well please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not keen on custard slices. Can I have something else instead? a chocolate ripple? xxx"
Why is it that my kind immediately turns to dirty thoughts when I think of ripples or chocolate fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please? "
People are always using me for my cake
Well played |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please? "
of course xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out"
fussy bugger xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not keen on custard slices. Can I have something else instead? a chocolate ripple? xxx
Why is it that my kind immediately turns to dirty thoughts when I think of ripples or chocolate fingers "
xxx |
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please? of course xxx"
Thankyou |
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please?
People are always using me for my cake
Well played "
I'm not slow at coming forward where custard slices are concerned! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glad you're feeling better lovely but I don't like custard slices, can I have something else please? a chocolate ripple or limited addition pride skittles. xxx"
Chocolate always works well xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please?
People are always using me for my cake
Well played
I'm not slow at coming forward where custard slices are concerned!"
This would have been a different story if Jaffa Cakes were involved  |
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please?
People are always using me for my cake
Well played
I'm not slow at coming forward where custard slices are concerned!
This would have been a different story if Jaffa Cakes were involved "
Nar I wouldn't fight you for those |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Glad your feeling better.
I'm on a diet so I'll decline the cake. Thank you anyway. would you like a granny Smith? xxx
Oh yes please.. Between your breaststroke "
sliced? xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please?
People are always using me for my cake
Well played
I'm not slow at coming forward where custard slices are concerned!
This would have been a different story if Jaffa Cakes were involved "
*adds Jaffa cakes to shopping list. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please?
People are always using me for my cake
Well played
I'm not slow at coming forward where custard slices are concerned!
This would have been a different story if Jaffa Cakes were involved *adds Jaffa cakes to shopping list. xxx"
Jaffa cakes are so yummy that I would actually eat them off the floor, even after 5 seconds! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please?
People are always using me for my cake
Well played
I'm not slow at coming forward where custard slices are concerned!
This would have been a different story if Jaffa Cakes were involved *adds Jaffa cakes to shopping list. xxx
Jaffa cakes are so yummy that I would actually eat them off the floor, even after 5 seconds! "
ohhhhh you bad girl! xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please?
People are always using me for my cake
Well played
I'm not slow at coming forward where custard slices are concerned!
This would have been a different story if Jaffa Cakes were involved *adds Jaffa cakes to shopping list. xxx
Jaffa cakes are so yummy that I would actually eat them off the floor, even after 5 seconds! "
I'd eat you off the floor any time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please?
People are always using me for my cake
Well played
I'm not slow at coming forward where custard slices are concerned!
This would have been a different story if Jaffa Cakes were involved *adds Jaffa cakes to shopping list. xxx
Jaffa cakes are so yummy that I would actually eat them off the floor, even after 5 seconds!
I'd eat you off the floor any time "
Even after five seconds? I would be a very dirty girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please?
People are always using me for my cake
Well played
I'm not slow at coming forward where custard slices are concerned!
This would have been a different story if Jaffa Cakes were involved *adds Jaffa cakes to shopping list. xxx
Jaffa cakes are so yummy that I would actually eat them off the floor, even after 5 seconds!
I'd eat you off the floor any time
Even after five seconds? I would be a very dirty girl "
I would hope so |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love custard slices,can I just have it on a plate please ahhh go on as it's you. xxx
Thanks chick
Would you mind sharing a plate. Apparently I'm not allowed one just shut up n gobble. xxx
I just came in for a custard slice. Didn't realise there were so many terms and conditions.
As the dragons would say, I'm out
Excellent,can I have his as well please?
People are always using me for my cake
Well played
I'm not slow at coming forward where custard slices are concerned!
This would have been a different story if Jaffa Cakes were involved *adds Jaffa cakes to shopping list. xxx
Jaffa cakes are so yummy that I would actually eat them off the floor, even after 5 seconds! ohhhhh you bad girl! xxx"
Using only my tongue to lick them up with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So glad you're feeling better. But agree can we have something else. A nice fresh cream sponge cake would work well for me x ohhhhh good plan. Shall I leave it whole or cut it? Xxx"
Sliced please, on my boobs would be good x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love a custard slice....flaky pastry and custard get everywhere mmmmmmmm xxx
In between ass cheeks, ready for beimg ate out....every last crumb"
dirty boi. xxx |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Glad your feeling better.
I'm on a diet so I'll decline the cake. Thank you anyway. would you like a granny Smith? xxx
Oh yes please.. Between your breaststroke sliced? xxx"
Yes please and it's should have said breasts  |
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