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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just do what you want really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just do what you want really "

Strange that as I've just watched pointless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm gonna do a naked truffle shuffle

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter "

Come land near me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just do what you want really "

Generally do what I want usually, anyway, but thanks for the permission.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan  over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it OK if I pee in the corner?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Can I say I'm not posting for a bit but just post later down the thread?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cunt cunt starship

Excuse me; I have Space-Tourettes

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I can't cope I tell thee..

I NEED STRUCTURE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I say I'm not posting for a bit but just post later down the thread? "

No, you've got to start a thread announcing it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i wanna give a sexy guy a dance x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll be a grumpy git on a bus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I say I'm not posting for a bit but just post later down the thread? "

Meeeeeli. Be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

CAKE and POPCORN!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.


"Can I say I'm not posting for a bit but just post later down the thread?

Meeeeeli. Be nice."

Whaaaaaat?

I am being nice. So nice.

The angel emoji immediately makes me nice and cute when I stick it on the end of something.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan  over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

DEEZ NUTS !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I say I'm not posting for a bit but just post later down the thread?

Meeeeeli. Be nice.

Whaaaaaat?

I am being nice. So nice.

The angel emoji immediately makes me nice and cute when I stick it on the end of something. "

I'll test that out.

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I say I'm not posting for a bit but just post later down the thread?

Meeeeeli. Be nice."

yeah be nice meeeeeli

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rasssssssssssssssp....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm gonna do a naked truffle shuffle"

I'm gona watch you do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ding dong

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By *ineMan  over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Dancing on the beach

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By *earandmonkeyCouple  over a year ago

uxbridge


"Is it OK if I pee in the corner?"

Can i watch

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By *earandmonkeyCouple  over a year ago

uxbridge

Maple syrup between my toes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY"

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I know something that you know that I don't know that you might know that I can't know but I think I might know that you could know ahhh fuck it I can't be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i wanna give a sexy guy a dance x "

Me please!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I predict a Labour Landslide.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i wanna give a sexy guy a dance x

Me please! "

pull up a chair and let my hips & curves hypnotise you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round "

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm just going to try a tight rope walk on my washing line

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.


"Can I say I'm not posting for a bit but just post later down the thread?

Meeeeeli. Be nice.

Whaaaaaat?

I am being nice. So nice.

The angel emoji immediately makes me nice and cute when I stick it on the end of something.

I'll test that out.

Fancy a fuck? "

It shoulda been a snuggle! It read weird. Not cool Yvaine. Not cool.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I say I'm not posting for a bit but just post later down the thread?

Meeeeeli. Be nice.

Whaaaaaat?

I am being nice. So nice.

The angel emoji immediately makes me nice and cute when I stick it on the end of something.

I'll test that out.

Fancy a fuck?

It shoulda been a snuggle! It read weird. Not cool Yvaine. Not cool. "

Snugglefuck?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm gonna do a naked truffle shuffle

I'm gona watch you do it "

You really don't wanna see that

I can't provide trauma counselling for the psychological damage caused.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies "

Dude... share ffs

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.


"Fancy a fuck?

It shoulda been a snuggle! It read weird. Not cool Yvaine. Not cool.

Snugglefuck? "

Snugglefuck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want too per standing up just like a man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?

It shoulda been a snuggle! It read weird. Not cool Yvaine. Not cool.

Snugglefuck?

Snugglefuck. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room "

I'm wincing - we need a wincing emoji

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want too per standing up just like a man "

Pee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room

I'm wincing - we need a wincing emoji "

Soz

Shall I kiss it better?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I predict a Labour Landslide."

Bugger why didn't I think of that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter "

Best way to dry it after a shower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room

I'm wincing - we need a wincing emoji

Soz

Shall I kiss it better?"

If it's flown across the room, how good are your stitching skills?

You can kiss Frankencock when he's reattached

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Best way to dry it after a shower "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies

Dude... share ffs "

Malteasers for all, throws bowl in the air so it's raining chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room

I'm wincing - we need a wincing emoji

Soz

Shall I kiss it better?

If it's flown across the room, how good are your stitching skills?

You can kiss Frankencock when he's reattached "

Frankencock

Good enough, but I have better skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies

Dude... share ffs

Malteasers for all, throws bowl in the air so it's raining chocolate. "

runs in opens wide and munches the lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I predict a Labour Landslide."

I predict another thread off him before the nights out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room

I'm wincing - we need a wincing emoji

Soz

Shall I kiss it better?

If it's flown across the room, how good are your stitching skills?

You can kiss Frankencock when he's reattached

Frankencock

Good enough, but I have better skills "

Let me guess? You tighten nuts really well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want too per standing up just like a man

Pee "

You can! My friend did it once, she let me watch

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By *AA123Couple  over a year ago

Lichfield

Can i go home yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room

I'm wincing - we need a wincing emoji

Soz

Shall I kiss it better?

If it's flown across the room, how good are your stitching skills?

You can kiss Frankencock when he's reattached

Frankencock

Good enough, but I have better skills

Let me guess? You tighten nuts really well "

Something like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies

Dude... share ffs

Malteasers for all, throws bowl in the air so it's raining chocolate. "

Grabs a handful of maltesers before squeezing rebels bottom x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room

I'm wincing - we need a wincing emoji

Soz

Shall I kiss it better?

If it's flown across the room, how good are your stitching skills?

You can kiss Frankencock when he's reattached

Frankencock

Good enough, but I have better skills

Let me guess? You tighten nuts really well

Something like that "

Oof you've made a good start

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room

I'm wincing - we need a wincing emoji

Soz

Shall I kiss it better?

If it's flown across the room, how good are your stitching skills?

You can kiss Frankencock when he's reattached

Frankencock

Good enough, but I have better skills

Let me guess? You tighten nuts really well

Something like that

Oof you've made a good start "

Well my hands and mouth work better than my mouth alone

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies

Dude... share ffs

Malteasers for all, throws bowl in the air so it's raining chocolate. "

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strangely I'm imagining which forumites would make a good eggheads team, so far I've got

Estella

Hatter

_eli

View

Sexyspecs

Don't ask what I've based any of this on they're probably all shite at quizzing I just think they'd look impressive behind the desk thingy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strangely I'm imagining which forumites would make a good eggheads team, so far I've got

Estella

Hatter

_eli

View

Sexyspecs

Don't ask what I've based any of this on they're probably all shite at quizzing I just think they'd look impressive behind the desk thingy "

Worst University Challenge team ever, though...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies

Dude... share ffs "

Erm....this is my pee corner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies

Dude... share ffs

Erm....this is my pee corner "

The 5 second rule does not apply to that corner!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dons tin hat.

Gets popcorn.

I like popcorn.

I think I look good in my hat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watching the smug egg heads

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.


"Strangely I'm imagining which forumites would make a good eggheads team, so far I've got

Estella

Hatter

_eli

View

Sexyspecs

Don't ask what I've based any of this on they're probably all shite at quizzing I just think they'd look impressive behind the desk thingy "

I do look like an egghead to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies

Dude... share ffs

Erm....this is my pee corner

The 5 second rule does not apply to that corner! "

It probably does to some

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies

Dude... share ffs

Erm....this is my pee corner

The 5 second rule does not apply to that corner!

It probably does to some "

Good! It would be a shame to waste malteasers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I say I'm not posting for a bit but just post later down the thread?

Meeeeeli. Be nice.

Whaaaaaat?

I am being nice. So nice.

The angel emoji immediately makes me nice and cute when I stick it on the end of something. "

you need me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Why is life so screwed up at time's.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watching the smug egg heads "

Not so smug now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room

I'm wincing - we need a wincing emoji

Soz

Shall I kiss it better?

If it's flown across the room, how good are your stitching skills?

You can kiss Frankencock when he's reattached

Frankencock

Good enough, but I have better skills

Let me guess? You tighten nuts really well

Something like that

Oof you've made a good start

Well my hands and mouth work better than my mouth alone "

Sold to the lovely lady with the striking blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want too per standing up just like a man

Pee

You can! My friend did it once, she let me watch "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't until Friday, so I'm going to sympathy eat till then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need someone to feed me and stroke me please!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm eating "soup"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deciding whether to wear latex or a corset and stockings for the bdsm event Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want too per standing up just like a man

Pee

You can! My friend did it once, she let me watch

lol"

I want to kiss that arse xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Deciding whether to wear latex or a corset and stockings for the bdsm event Saturday "

You rock a corset

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Deciding whether to wear latex or a corset and stockings for the bdsm event Saturday

You rock a corset "

Thanks

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm eating "soup" "

Pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm eating "soup"

Pot noodle"

Well I do have a kind of "fork"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Left testicles hang lower than the right. I've been studying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Left testicles hang lower than the right. I've been studying

"

I always thought this was caused by something else, thank god it wasn't

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By *imandHerNottsCouple  over a year ago

North Notts

Shammone mother f***ers!!!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Left testicles hang lower than the right. I've been studying

"

Cough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weeeeeeeee I'm a helicopter

Come land on me FIFY

Say wha?

I'm only waving my willy round and round

I have the most excellent mental image of it coming loose and flying across the room

I'm wincing - we need a wincing emoji

Soz

Shall I kiss it better?

If it's flown across the room, how good are your stitching skills?

You can kiss Frankencock when he's reattached

Frankencock

Good enough, but I have better skills

Let me guess? You tighten nuts really well

Something like that

Oof you've made a good start

Well my hands and mouth work better than my mouth alone

Sold to the lovely lady with the striking blue eyes "

Yeah!

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

1. Dig a hole. Pole beans should be planted so that there is one seed per hole, and each seed is at least 6-inches away from the next.

2. Place the seeds.

3. Water your seeds regularly.

4. Put down a layer of mulch after the seeds sprout.

5. Fertilize your garden every four weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Dig a hole. Pole beans should be planted so that there is one seed per hole, and each seed is at least 6-inches away from the next.

2. Place the seeds.

3. Water your seeds regularly.

4. Put down a layer of mulch after the seeds sprout.

5. Fertilize your garden every four weeks."

Are you 420-ing in the forum?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sits in corner throwing malteasers in air and catching them in mouth whilst slyly checking out the ladies

Dude... share ffs

Erm....this is my pee corner "

Not just yours

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