It was a dark & stormy night, and there were two men sat in a lighthouse. One turns to the other and says "Tell us a story", and this is how it began.......
It was a dark & stormy night, and there were two men sat in a lighthouse. One turns to the other and says "Tell us a story", and this is how it began.......
It was a dark & stormy night, and there were two men sat in a lighthouse. One turns to the other and says "Tell us a story", and this is how it began.......
It was a dark & stormy night, and there were two men sat in a lighthouse. One turns to the other and says "Tell us a story", and this is how it began.......
It was a dark & stormy night, and there were two men sat in a lighthouse. One turns to the other and says "Tell us a story", and this is how it began.......
It was a dark & stormy night, and there were two men sat in a lighthouse. One turns to the other and says "Tell us a story", and this is how it began....... |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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once upon a time there was a ghost in the OPs house, it was clanking around with chains and really annoying, the OP could not even sleep it was that loud.
'shut the fuck up i'm trying to sleep here'
the ghost dropped it's chains in shock. nobody had ever heard it before this day. this was no ordinary ghost but a sexy poltergheist wanting sex.
it pokes it's hard on through the wall. but the OP did not touch it. and so the ghost knew he had to lull him to sleep for some sexy time and starting singing a lullaby.
'you are the first one to ever hear me, my love.
i want to caress you but can only float above,
you bed while you sleep, you have nothing to fear,
i am not gonna molest you, just sit over here.'
the OP was soothed and dropped his eyelids. |
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