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I started to slowly slide in the cucumber
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Given the option I'm always happier for reasons unknown due to the nature of my employment to smile whole heartedly while tucking into cold burnt toast with butter spread thick enough to leave teeth marks in it...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like cheese and coleslaw
Peanut butter and banana
And roast beef with sweet onion chutney.
Also partial to a sausage and tomatoe baguette. Cold sausage. Pork variety.
Not all at the same time obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can't chose between.
Chicken and bacon with sweet onion relish and salad
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Sliced roast beef and horseradish sauce.
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Tuna and cucumber with lots of vinegar x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like cheese and coleslaw
Peanut butter and banana
And roast beef with sweet onion chutney.
Also partial to a sausage and tomatoe baguette. Cold sausage. Pork variety.
Not all at the same time obviously "
Peanut butter and banana? Lol ewwwwwwww x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crispy bacon, goats cheese and red onion chutney panini
Or a fish finger sandwich on doorstep granary with tarter sauce
That's if I'm out but at home I'm happy with jam on bread  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Crispy bacon, goats cheese and red onion chutney panini
Or a fish finger sandwich on doorstep granary with tarter sauce
That's if I'm out but at home I'm happy with jam on bread "
Crispy bacon and goats cheese is stunning x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Crispy bacon all the way, I'm a bit of a heretic though, lots of butter and tomato and brown sauce.
You'll struggle to beat a crisp barm cake though."
What's a barm cake? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon and egg or a crisp sandwich, any flavour Walkers apart from ready salted  "
Crisp Sandwich absolutely..... just had a roast chicken version... was absolutely delish! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crispy bacon all the way, I'm a bit of a heretic though, lots of butter and tomato and brown sauce.
You'll struggle to beat a crisp barm cake though."
It's a bread roll muffin type affair from Lancashire my county of birth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you have a sandwich maker.Put lots of cheese in bread and beans and tomato and some paprika.omg it's so nice but it burns your mouth out at 10000000 degrees but you can't stop eating it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crispy bacon all the way, I'm a bit of a heretic though, lots of butter and tomato and brown sauce.
You'll struggle to beat a crisp barm cake though."
Crisp barm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hot sandwich got to be
sausage bacon BBQ pulled pork and cheese on toasted bread, ummm
Or
Minute steak with ether fried onions or red onion chutney with bit of salad make it healthy lol
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Pastrami, emmental cheese, dill pickles, Dijon mustard dressing on rye bread, makes my tastebuds tingle just thinking about it 
Or tuna and cucumber, just don't bastardise it with fucking sweet corn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pastrami, emmental cheese, dill pickles, Dijon mustard dressing on rye bread, makes my tastebuds tingle just thinking about it
Or tuna and cucumber, just don't bastardise it with fucking sweet corn "
Yes to this
Salt beef bagel with all of the above accompaniments. Love a dill pickle. |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
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Sweet chilli chicken, bit of lettuce, mixed peppers and a grating of extra mature cheese for the tang.. All wrapped up in a seeded brown baguette..
shit I'm suddenly starving. Now |
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"Pastrami, emmental cheese, dill pickles, Dijon mustard dressing on rye bread, makes my tastebuds tingle just thinking about it
Or tuna and cucumber, just don't bastardise it with fucking sweet corn
Yes to this
Salt beef bagel with all of the above accompaniments. Love a dill pickle. "
Ohhh me too, on a bagel for the win |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just had a chicken salad sandwich with garlic mayo so I'm a little bit smelly at the moment lol x
No snogging for you then "
I've just brushed my teeth so he's having minty fresh kisses when he gets back here x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also started to have the cucumber slowly inserted, then I realised why masturbate with vegetables when I've got a perfectly good dildo collection! "
Hahahahaha your profile picture was perfectly made for this post lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also started to have the cucumber slowly inserted, then I realised why masturbate with vegetables when I've got a perfectly good dildo collection!
Hahahahaha your profile picture was perfectly made for this post lol x "
I changed my profile pic purely in honour of this thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Into the veg slicer then i added some vinegar and I made myself a tuna sandwich.
What's your favourite sandwich? x "
Lacey loves tuna.
Egg mayo and cress for me
I'm a simple guy, very simple. |
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