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GUYS: what women do to try to impress us.. but fail
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sticking fake dog noses and ears on their pics (filters)"
Unfortunately mate, lots of them look better with dog ears & big floppy tongues hanging out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wear heels that they cant even walk in
But I thought the 'Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost' walk was sexy! 
Every days a school day
Piling all my heels onto a big bonfire as we speak! "
lol I'll bring some marshmallows |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Just to even up the balance of the other thread started....
I'll kick off....
POUTING in photos!!! Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!
STOP!"
oh my god the list is endless on fab
look look i have tits
look look i have a fanny
look look i have a arse
look at my conquests
look at what i let them do to me
need i go on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makeup/cakeup! A little decoration like shadow, glitter etc. is fine but the heavy facecake.. not needed. Too much perfume.
Complaining about your body! A beluga whale that's splashing water all about, breaching the surface of the water and doing tricks and flips is sexier than a beached dolphin saying  I need to lose weeeight. |
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Describing that their type or after is 6ft plus totally ripped drive a flash car on 100k a year looking like tom hardy 12 inch plud cock only...when infact the woman is the shape of a tesco bag full of sand on benefits out every weekend #yolo selfys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Close up pics of stretched open pussy. Uuggg!"
Yeah, as though that's what we're going to greet at the door. Not to mention the pics with dildos and butt plugs. |
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"Close up pics of stretched open pussy. Uuggg!
Yeah, as though that's what we're going to greet at the door. Not to mention the pics with dildos and butt plugs. "
Methinks you're taking this a little to seriously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Describing that their type or after is 6ft plus totally ripped drive a flash car on 100k a year looking like tom hardy 12 inch plud cock only...when infact the woman is the shape of a tesco bag full of sand on benefits out every weekend #yolo selfys."
 do you think that's to much to ask for then ?!?! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the close up, wide open fanny pics... it I wanted to see that I’d bring a speculum! "
I've had guys say they hate wide open fanny pictures blah blah blah, get to messaging them on kik and they're wanking over a video of me inserting a tampax or having a pee, very contradicting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the close up, wide open fanny pics... it I wanted to see that I’d bring a speculum!
I've had guys say they hate wide open fanny pictures blah blah blah, get to messaging them on kik and they're wanking over a video of me inserting a tampax or having a pee, very contradicting. "
Did they wank over a close-up, wide open fanny pic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the close up, wide open fanny pics... it I wanted to see that I’d bring a speculum!
I've had guys say they hate wide open fanny pictures blah blah blah, get to messaging them on kik and they're wanking over a video of me inserting a tampax or having a pee, very contradicting. "
not all men are the same, that sounds pretty strange if you ask me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticking fake dog noses and ears on their pics (filters)
Unfortunately mate, lots of them look better with dog ears & big floppy tongues hanging out "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Close up pics of stretched open pussy. Uuggg!
Yeah, as though that's what we're going to greet at the door. Not to mention the pics with dildos and butt plugs.
Methinks you're taking this a little to seriously "
Hah, what makes you think that?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the close up, wide open fanny pics... it I wanted to see that I’d bring a speculum!
I've had guys say they hate wide open fanny pictures blah blah blah, get to messaging them on kik and they're wanking over a video of me inserting a tampax or having a pee, very contradicting. "
Hmmm yes that is contradictory |
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By *aranelloMan
over a year ago
Sittingbourne |
It does depend on the biscuits ! I mean if you are serving up plain old Digestives, then on your bike lady, but it we are talking jammy dodgers, or a custard cream, then count me in 
"Buscuits? Biscuits!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticking fake dog noses and ears on their pics (filters)
Unfortunately mate, lots of them look better with dog ears & big floppy tongues hanging out "
It's preferable to naked men pretending to do the ironing, we all know men can't iron XXX |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
What gets on my tits is when a woman is after a real man yet she has
hair extensions,
mouthful of implants / crowns,
boob job,
botox lips & arse,
fake nails,
fake tan,
fake eye brows,
caked in make up etc etc etc
A "real mans" type for sure!!
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"What gets on my tits is when a woman is after a real man yet she has
hair extensions,
mouthful of implants / crowns,
boob job,
botox lips & arse,
fake nails,
fake tan,
fake eye brows,
caked in make up etc etc etc
A "real mans" type for sure!!
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I haven't got any of those things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wear heels that they cant even walk in
But I thought the 'Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost' walk was sexy!
Every days a school day
Piling all my heels onto a big bonfire as we speak!
lol I'll bring some marshmallows "
Ha ha ha  |
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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago
S West |
Pouting
Fake eyelashes
snapchat filters
I'm not stck thin so if you don't like real curves jog on
1 line profile, yet they want a first message like the works of Shakespeare
Open pussy shots, or just pussy pics, especially if it's not a nice one
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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago
S West |
"Sticking fake dog noses and ears on their pics (filters)
Unfortunately mate, lots of them look better with dog ears & big floppy tongues hanging out
It's preferable to naked men pretending to do the ironing, we all know men can't iron XXX"
I can iron, and use a washing machine  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
A lass I spoke to at cupids last, smiled and had a bit of a joke and piss take out of each other didn't play but will keep in contact
TBH if a lass has got a sense of humour that's a massive tick. Some lasses are amazingly good looking but like talking to a dead dodo
A smile, banter a cute bum, is a winner, I don't mind the odd big boobs from time to time
But not many have a cute bum and huge boobs so it's normally one or the other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What gets on my tits is when a woman is after a real man yet she has
hair extensions,
mouthful of implants / crowns,
boob job,
botox lips & arse,
fake nails,
fake tan,
fake eye brows,
caked in make up etc etc etc
A "real mans" type for sure!!
I haven't got any of those things "
me neither |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the close up, wide open fanny pics... it I wanted to see that I’d bring a speculum! "
Totally agree, it's not as if we don't know what one looks like..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the close up, wide open fanny pics... it I wanted to see that I’d bring a speculum!
Totally agree, it's not as if we don't know what one looks like..
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Haha I know. Same as the gaping open ass pics. I ant help thinking they must crap themselves haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to even up the balance of the other thread started....
I'll kick off....
POUTING in photos!!! Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!
STOP!
oh my god the list is endless on fab
look look i have tits
look look i have a fanny
look look i have a arse
look at my conquests
look at what i let them do to me
need i go on "
Laughing out loud here!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to even up the balance of the other thread started....
I'll kick off....
POUTING in photos!!! Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!
STOP!
oh my god the list is endless on fab
look look i have tits
look look i have a fanny
look look i have a arse
look at my conquests
look at what i let them do to me
need i go on "
That might appeal to single men on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are lots ways to attract the opposite sex aren't there? Chances are that if you don't like how someone comes across it's working. You're not their type? "
....and you probably won't recongmise them unless they have a remote up their minge anyway... am i right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Describing that their type or after is 6ft plus totally ripped drive a flash car on 100k a year looking like tom hardy 12 inch plud cock only...when infact the woman is the shape of a tesco bag full of sand on benefits out every weekend #yolo selfys."
Tom Hardy is 5'8" ... Just saying |
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A woman in my local is all fake hair,tits,eyelashes a bit like a barbie doll with such a shit attitude that guys still fall over to chat to her.
Me, I prefer to talk to the tom boy nurse who is funny and friendly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the close up, wide open fanny pics... it I wanted to see that I’d bring a speculum!
I've had guys say they hate wide open fanny pictures blah blah blah, get to messaging them on kik and they're wanking over a video of me inserting a tampax or having a pee, very contradicting. "
you have video's like that???
Asking for a "friend" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the close up, wide open fanny pics... it I wanted to see that I’d bring a speculum!
I've had guys say they hate wide open fanny pictures blah blah blah, get to messaging them on kik and they're wanking over a video of me inserting a tampax or having a pee, very contradicting.
you have video's like that???
Asking for a "friend" "
I do! |
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"A woman in my local is all fake hair,tits,eyelashes a bit like a barbie doll with such a shit attitude that guys still fall over to chat to her.
Me, I prefer to talk to the tom boy nurse who is funny and friendly"
I usually go for the quiet one, at the back of the group, they're usually the vixens in the bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Describing that their type or after is 6ft plus totally ripped drive a flash car on 100k a year looking like tom hardy 12 inch plud cock only...when infact the woman is the shape of a tesco bag full of sand on benefits out every weekend #yolo selfys.
Tom Hardy is 5'8" ... Just saying "
Sorry I am guilty of the Tom Hardy crush
But I seriously don't find the ripped body, flash car etc etc a thing, infact a total turn off for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Describing that their type or after is 6ft plus totally ripped drive a flash car on 100k a year looking like tom hardy 12 inch plud cock only...when infact the woman is the shape of a tesco bag full of sand on benefits out every weekend #yolo selfys."
I'm more of a Sainsbury's bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Describing that their type or after is 6ft plus totally ripped drive a flash car on 100k a year looking like tom hardy 12 inch plud cock only...when infact the woman is the shape of a tesco bag full of sand on benefits out every weekend #yolo selfys.
I'm more of a Sainsbury's bag "
Poundland. What can I say I'm a cheap date! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Describing that their type or after is 6ft plus totally ripped drive a flash car on 100k a year looking like tom hardy 12 inch plud cock only...when infact the woman is the shape of a tesco bag full of sand on benefits out every weekend #yolo selfys.
I'm more of a Sainsbury's bag
Poundland. What can I say I'm a cheap date!"
Nah the bags are 5p wherever you shop . I was just trying to big myself up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Describing that their type or after is 6ft plus totally ripped drive a flash car on 100k a year looking like tom hardy 12 inch plud cock only...when infact the woman is the shape of a tesco bag full of sand on benefits out every weekend #yolo selfys.
I'm more of a Sainsbury's bag
Poundland. What can I say I'm a cheap date!
Nah the bags are 5p wherever you shop . I was just trying to big myself up "
Good point well presented but in that case isn't waitrose posher? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Makeup/cakeup! A little decoration like shadow, glitter etc. is fine but the heavy facecake.. not needed. Too much perfume.
Complaining about your body! A beluga whale that's splashing water all about, breaching the surface of the water and doing tricks and flips is sexier than a beached dolphin saying I need to lose weeeight. "
Awww we're just paranoid !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Describing that their type or after is 6ft plus totally ripped drive a flash car on 100k a year looking like tom hardy 12 inch plud cock only...when infact the woman is the shape of a tesco bag full of sand on benefits out every weekend #yolo selfys.
I'm more of a Sainsbury's bag
Poundland. What can I say I'm a cheap date!
Nah the bags are 5p wherever you shop . I was just trying to big myself up
Good point well presented but in that case isn't waitrose posher? X"
Didn't want to push my luck |
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