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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is apparently waiting until you're really hungry before ordering a Domino's then having the little tracking device tease you as you wait.
Hangry is a real thing.  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Well Harley, or whatever you wanna call yerself these days, I would say it's starting to prepare a meal and then realise that you've forgotten to buy a crucial ingredient  "
Yes! And worse when you've had a cooking wine so can't nip out to buy it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooo did you get Hassan the transporter? I always get him!"
Nah, someone called Jordan apparently.
There's a driver who always thanks me for waiting with my front door open. Whenever he remembers me that's a sign I've been eating too much pizza  |
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"Ooooo did you get Hassan the transporter? I always get him!
Nah, someone called Jordan apparently.
There's a driver who always thanks me for waiting with my front door open. Whenever he remembers me that's a sign I've been eating too much pizza "
It seems to take 1 minute from order being processed to on its way, then about a year to travel 2 miles. I think Hassan must walk to my house... very slowly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ooooo did you get Hassan the transporter? I always get him!
Nah, someone called Jordan apparently.
There's a driver who always thanks me for waiting with my front door open. Whenever he remembers me that's a sign I've been eating too much pizza
It seems to take 1 minute from order being processed to on its way, then about a year to travel 2 miles. I think Hassan must walk to my house... very slowly "
Don't even. I could actually walk there quicker than it takes for them to drive here sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now I want pizza.
I'm meant to be getting slim and fit but yeah. Give me carbs and cheesy goodness! "
Dooooo ittttttt! Then just fuck the calories off later.
And you're already fit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've ordered, now I feel the same pain 
Now I just feel like a beached whale 
Gimme an hour and I'll be on the beach alongside ya. "
*flails in a fat manner* |
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