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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

I didn't realise it was me. My apologies.

Welcome one and all, lurkers, pervs and pervettes. Anyone and everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger - put my porridge in the microwave for too long

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Bugger - put my porridge in the microwave for too long

Got any wallpapering you need doing?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bugger - put my porridge in the microwave for too long

Got any wallpapering you need doing?"

No but I have a new frisbee

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

You strumpet

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Bugger - put my porridge in the microwave for too long

Got any wallpapering you need doing?

No but I have a new frisbee

See ya at the park then. I can't catch great though, I always end up boshing my finger tip and "I don't wanna play amymore"

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Morning folks

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Morning folks

Morning x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

You strumpet

You have no idea. I have demands.

Someone to do laundry and make me coffee. Maybe I need a maid

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Is anyone ever too tired for sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

You're too far far away

Fuzz

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Very much so, which I why I want want meet.

Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Is anyone ever too tired for sex?

Nope never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Is anyone ever too tired for sex?

Nope never

My kind of girl.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Very much so, which I why I want want meet.

Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed.

Get them to pick up a couple of mcmuffins on the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Very much so, which I why I want want meet.

Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed.

You must be tired your spelling is atrocious

Fuzz

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Is anyone ever too tired for sex?

I am currently unless my white knight had eaten his porridge and I could be lavished with attention. I'd soon find some energy then I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Is anyone ever too tired for sex?

Nope never

Morning you. Come here

Fuzz

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Very much so, which I why I want want meet.

Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed.

You must be tired your spelling is atrocious

Fuzz"

It has been all morning. I will lose my spelling mistress title.

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By *orkshire ladyWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Who mentioned muffins?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Who mentioned muffins? "

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Is anyone ever too tired for sex?

I am currently unless my white knight had eaten his porridge and I could be lavished with attention. I'd soon find some energy then I think

Try a red bull.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Who mentioned muffins?

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

Who will bring me muffins?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Very much so, which I why I want want meet.

Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed.

You must be tired your spelling is atrocious

Fuzz

It has been all morning. I will lose my spelling mistress title.

I would give you a spelling test but i don't think it'll work via messages

Fuzz

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Who mentioned muffins?

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

Who will bring me muffins?"

Your maid meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who mentioned muffins?

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who mentioned muffins?

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

Who will stuff me muffin?"

FTFY

Fuzz

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Very much so, which I why I want want meet.

Someone to go the jobs so I may lie in bed.

You must be tired your spelling is atrocious

Fuzz

It has been all morning. I will lose my spelling mistress title.

I would give you a spelling test but i don't think it'll work via messages

Fuzz"

We can play spelling bee soon enough

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Who mentioned muffins?

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

Who will bring me muffins?

Your maid meet "

It won't happen, I'll have to do it myself.

I need to move to a better fab populated area

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Who mentioned muffins?

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day

Fuzz"

Beef monster munch. That is my brekkie

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Is anyone ever too tired for sex?

I am currently unless my white knight had eaten his porridge and I could be lavished with attention. I'd soon find some energy then I think

Try a red bull.

I think my white knight would revive me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Who mentioned muffins?

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day

Fuzz

Beef monster munch. That is my brekkie "

Coffee for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who mentioned muffins?

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day

Fuzz

Beef monster munch. That is my brekkie "

Breakfast of champions

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who mentioned muffins?

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day

Fuzz

Beef monster munch. That is my brekkie

Coffee for me

Caffeine and nicotine

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Is anyone ever too tired for sex?

Nope never

My kind of girl.

Hehe

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Who mentioned muffins?

I'm starving. I may be food fantasizing all day

I'll cook you a full English. That'll keep you going all day

Fuzz

Beef monster munch. That is my brekkie

Coffee for me

Caffeine and nicotine

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need breakfast, I need to get work stuff done and I need food shopping and maybe sex if I can fit it in later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need breakfast, I need to get work stuff done and I need food shopping and maybe sex if I can fit it in later

You need a serious thrashing

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need breakfast, I need to get work stuff done and I need food shopping and maybe sex if I can fit it in later

You need a serious thrashing

Fuzz"

Yeah and that too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need breakfast, I need to get work stuff done and I need food shopping and maybe sex if I can fit it in later

You need a serious thrashing

Fuzz

Yeah and that too!

All in good time lady

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need breakfast, I need to get work stuff done and I need food shopping and maybe sex if I can fit it in later

You need a serious thrashing

Fuzz

Yeah and that too!

All in good time lady

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Is anyone ever too tired for sex?

I am currently unless my white knight had eaten his porridge and I could be lavished with attention. I'd soon find some energy then I think

Try a red bull.

I think my white knight would revive me

Clippety clop clippety clop

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Morning. I'm looking for a meet today

Jeez aren't you tired?

Is anyone ever too tired for sex?

I am currently unless my white knight had eaten his porridge and I could be lavished with attention. I'd soon find some energy then I think

Try a red bull.

I think my white knight would revive me

Clippety clop clippety clop

Ooooft

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Good evening folks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening folks

Good evening baby cakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home -

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening folks

Good evening baby cakes

Ohh, you guys

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By *ild PhoenixMan over a year ago

London

Good evening horny ladies and gents

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Good evening folks

Good evening baby cakes

Ohh, you guys

Oh I've had jelly babies today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening folks

Good evening baby cakes

Ohh, you guys

Oh I've had jelly babies today

oooo did ya save me a green one

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Good evening folks

Good evening baby cakes

Ohh, you guys

Oh I've had jelly babies today

oooo did ya save me a green one"

Oh no I'm ever so sorry

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Good morning loungers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"howdo y'all - hows the day been then - i had a lovely day in town - coffee at the cosy club to catch up with mummy/daughter gossip - then shopping for various odds and sods - then lunch at V-Rev (vegan child) - - bit more mooching - a walk to collect conkers to keep away the spiders and then home - "

Conkers? It's August.

I've got some conkers in my pocket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Starbucks are out of chai latte!! Jeez what's the world coming to?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Conkers? It's August.

I've got some conkers in my pocket

Aren't they nuts?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Starbucks are out of chai latte!! Jeez what's the world coming to?"

I've seen that stuff it looks vile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conkers? It's August.

I've got some conkers in my pocket

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Conkers? It's August.

I've got some conkers in my pocket

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

You can say the "L" word, I can take it

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm cold!

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x "

You nearly swallowed me then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x

You nearly swallowed me then

Ooopps, sorry pink x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Morning. I've got workmen over in 15 and I'm still in my pjs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x

You nearly swallowed me then

Ooopps, sorry pink x "

Can I watch next time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning loungers

G'morning Punky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning everyone x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!

Oh oh this all sounds very Fab

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!

Hide your sex toys, nickers, and porn

But 6 of them you greedy mare

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x

You nearly swallowed me then

Ooopps, sorry pink x

Can I watch next time?

You never miss an opportunity

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm still cold!

Brrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!

Oh oh this all sounds very Fab

Yep! This isn't the story section y'know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x

You nearly swallowed me then

Ooopps, sorry pink x

Can I watch next time?

You never TRY TO miss an opportunity

FIFY

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!

Oh oh this all sounds very Fab

Yep! This isn't the story section y'know?

I was in my pjs too. I made them drinks

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x

You nearly swallowed me then

Ooopps, sorry pink x

Can I watch next time?

You never TRY TO miss an opportunity

FIFY

You're very trying

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

[Removed by poster at 31/08/17 08:35:40]

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!

Oh oh this all sounds very Fab

Yep! This isn't the story section y'know?

I was in my pjs too. I made them drinks

Is that code for they made you squirt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all you sleepy heads.....some of us are on our lunch break

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning all. Sorry for the yawning I'm still tired x

You nearly swallowed me then

Ooopps, sorry pink x

Can I watch next time?

You never TRY TO miss an opportunity

FIFY

You're very trying

One day someone might take pity on me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning wafflers

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!

Oh oh this all sounds very Fab

Yep! This isn't the story section y'know?

I was in my pjs too. I made them drinks

Is that code for they made you squirt?

You are filthy. Actual drinks pink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!

Oh oh this all sounds very Fab

Yep! This isn't the story section y'know?

I was in my pjs too. I made them drinks

Is that code for they made you squirt?

She said she made them drinks. Not made them drink her. Blimey! What's got in to you all this morning?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"They arrived early! 6 of them invading my house!

Oh oh this all sounds very Fab

Yep! This isn't the story section y'know?

I was in my pjs too. I made them drinks

Is that code for they made you squirt?

She said she made them drinks. Not made them drink her. Blimey! What's got in to you all this morning?

What kind of girl do they think I am? I don't squirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

Did you not put your ring on her finger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

Did you not put your ring on her finger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Starbucks are out of chai latte!! Jeez what's the world coming to?

I've seen that stuff it looks vile

Let's just say its an aquired taste. After the initial 'oh my god! It sort of becomes addictive.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

Did you not put your ring on her finger?

I need punishment

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

Did you not put your ring on her finger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

Did you not put your ring on her finger?

What? It's the Beyoncé song thing.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Ello

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By *inxy777Woman over a year ago

essex

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

Did you not put your ring on her finger?

I need punishment

You will get punishment

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

Did you not put your ring on her finger?

What? It's the Beyoncé song thing.

Hmmmm yeah right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ello

Where have you been?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FAF?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

Did you not put your ring on her finger?

What? It's the Beyoncé song thing.

Hmmmm yeah right

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

FAF? "

If only you knew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

Did you not put your ring on her finger?

What? It's the Beyoncé song thing.

Hmmmm yeah right

Echo echo echo

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry, I woke up late and she's been left to her own devices

I think we ended up engaged on a previous one of these threads last time I did that

Did you not put your ring on her finger?

What? It's the Beyoncé song thing.

Hmmmm yeah right

Echo echo echo"

Hello cuddle bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FAF? "

Nooo thanks cobber

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Ello

Where have you been? "

I took a break from the pissing on a beach threads for a bit

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Ello

Where have you been?

I took a break from the pissing on a beach threads for a bit

You actually were pissing on the beach instead?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Ello

Where have you been?

I took a break from the pissing on a beach threads for a bit

You actually were pissing on the beach instead?

I thought about it but some dodgie looking fit kept following me

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Ello

Where have you been?

I took a break from the pissing on a beach threads for a bit

You actually were pissing on the beach instead?

I thought about it but some dodgie looking fit kept following me

Git

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FAF?

If only you knew

I feel like I'm outside a personal joke?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ello

Where have you been?

I took a break from the pissing on a beach threads for a bit

You actually were pissing on the beach instead?

I thought about it but some dodgie looking fit kept following me

Git

Good to see you back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conkers? It's August.

I've got some conkers in my pocket

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit moist out today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conkers? It's August.

I've got some conkers in my pocket

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away"

Do you throw them at them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conkers? It's August.

I've got some conkers in my pocket

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them "

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Conkers? It's August.

I've got some conkers in my pocket

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect "

Is that right? Hate spiders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conkers? It's August.

I've got some conkers in my pocket

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So instead of watching spiders go about their business doing what spiders do best...catch annoying flies.

You have conkers everywhere?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So instead of watching spiders go about their business doing what spiders do best...catch annoying flies.

You have conkers everywhere?

you got it - flies bugger off by themselves and dont scare me witless - and not everywhere

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Conkers? It's August.

I've got some conkers in my pocket

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use"

Conkers it is then. Everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use

Conkers it is then. Everywhere!

Every woman's dream on Fab.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Morning. I've just woken up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use

Conkers it is then. Everywhere!

Every woman's dream on Fab.

cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I've just woken up

ive not been awake very long - was still awake at 4 am though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use

Conkers it is then. Everywhere!

Every woman's dream on Fab.

cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno

They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I've just woken up

Morning sleepy head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use

Conkers it is then. Everywhere!

Every woman's dream on Fab.

cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno

They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno

plonk them on my window sill

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Morning. I've just woken up

Morning sleepy head.

Morning. What have I missed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use

Conkers it is then. Everywhere!

Every woman's dream on Fab.

cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno

They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno

plonk them on my window sill

Will you rub son lotion on them first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I've just woken up

Morning sleepy head.

Morning. What have I missed?

Honey squirted on some workmen and the merits of conkers for scaring away spiders

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning. I've just woken up

Morning sleepy head.

Morning. What have I missed?

You really really don't want to know or at least not if you've been on a beach lately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I've just woken up

Morning sleepy head.

Morning. What have I missed?

Me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use

Conkers it is then. Everywhere!

Every woman's dream on Fab.

cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno

They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno

plonk them on my window sill

Will you rub son lotion on them first?

if you want

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

I have a parcel arriving today. Yay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use

Conkers it is then. Everywhere!

Every woman's dream on Fab.

cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno

They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno

plonk them on my window sill

Will you rub son lotion on them first?

if you want

I'll bring the cream, you bring your hands.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use

Conkers it is then. Everywhere!

Every woman's dream on Fab.

cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno

They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno

plonk them on my window sill

Will you rub son lotion on them first?

if you want

I'll bring the cream, you bring your hands.

i couldnt come without them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't they nuts?

They're a little crazy for someone I suppose ....

yes conkers in august - outside my daughters flat - got about a dozen spread about various windows and dorrways to keep mr spider away

Do you throw them at them

- nope - they dont like conker oil so fresh conkers are perfect

Is that right? Hate spiders

yep - place on window sills and on the floor by doorways - i used to get loads but just the occasional one now - need to get new conkers though - old dried out ones no use

Conkers it is then. Everywhere!

Every woman's dream on Fab.

cannot beat a couple of fresh conkers in your hand yanno

They're always in my hand, they're good enought to share, yanno

plonk them on my window sill

Will you rub son lotion on them first?

if you want

I'll bring the cream, you bring your hands.

i couldnt come without them

I'm hoping the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a parcel arriving today. Yay "

You mean you're having a shit don't you?

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Morning. I've just woken up

Morning sleepy head.

Morning. What have I missed?

Me?

Haha. I always miss you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark. "

Firebox do a unicorn onesie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark.

Firebox do a unicorn onesie

I can't wear onesies. I get claustrophobic in them . Stupid, I know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark. "

Asda and Tesco do a nice range and by size as well x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"I have a parcel arriving today. Yay

You mean you're having a shit don't you?"

For once I don't. Though now you've mentioned it, it would be rude of me not to inform you when I need one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a parcel arriving today. Yay

You mean you're having a shit don't you?

For once I don't. Though now you've mentioned it, it would be rude of me not to inform you when I need one

I'm never opening a message from you again

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"I have a parcel arriving today. Yay

You mean you're having a shit don't you?

For once I don't. Though now you've mentioned it, it would be rude of me not to inform you when I need one

I'm never opening a message from you again

Oohhh come on swing. You know you wanna see a selfie of me and my produce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark.

Asda and Tesco do a nice range and by size as well x "

I'll have to go to the bigger stores and have a look. Want an snugly ones that aren't button up or ¾ length.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bonjour. I'm in need of some new winter pyjamas. Any suggestions? I don't do Primark.

Asda and Tesco do a nice range and by size as well x

I'll have to go to the bigger stores and have a look. Want an snugly ones that aren't button up or ¾ length."

Yes, I get them for my daughter. I don't do pj's but they always have some nice ones and not too expensive x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aren't bacon and sausage butties great.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great. "

With red or brown sauce? X

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great. "

Together? As in bacon and sausage in one butty?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great.

With red or brown sauce? X "

English mustard and red.

Dont knock it before you try it, its genius!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great.

Together? As in bacon and sausage in one butty?"

No, i mean you use the bacon as bread and have the sau... yes, in one butty.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great.

Together? As in bacon and sausage in one butty?

No, i mean you use the bacon as bread and have the sau... yes, in one butty.

Sounds like a pork fest. I'd rather have one or the other...maybe push it and add an egg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great.

Together? As in bacon and sausage in one butty?

No, i mean you use the bacon as bread and have the sau... yes, in one butty.

Sounds like a pork fest. I'd rather have one or the other...maybe push it and add an egg "

Soft or hard?

The yolk, you filth bag.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi. Today I went to work wearing one red shoe and one blue shoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi. Today I went to work wearing one red shoe and one blue shoe

Haha outstanding!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi. Today I went to work wearing one red shoe and one blue shoe

How the fuck do you do that??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi. Today I went to work wearing one red shoe and one blue shoe

Do you work in a bowling alley?

Hello.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great.

Together? As in bacon and sausage in one butty?

No, i mean you use the bacon as bread and have the sau... yes, in one butty.

Sounds like a pork fest. I'd rather have one or the other...maybe push it and add an egg

Soft or hard?

The yolk, you filth bag."

Always hard. Don't like a soft one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great.

Together? As in bacon and sausage in one butty?

No, i mean you use the bacon as bread and have the sau... yes, in one butty.

Sounds like a pork fest. I'd rather have one or the other...maybe push it and add an egg

Soft or hard?

The yolk, you filth bag.

Always hard. Don't like a soft one"

You women never do. High standards or what

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

Shit flinging. That's funny

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

Shit flinging. That's funny "

It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

Shit flinging. That's funny

It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop

Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

Shit flinging. That's funny

It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop

Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh. "

We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

Shit flinging. That's funny

It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop

Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.

We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars

Did they show their arses off?

Give a wiggle and act all enticing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aren't bacon and sausage butties great.

With red or brown sauce? X

English mustard and red.

Dont knock it before you try it, its genius!

That's just so wrong x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

Shit flinging. That's funny

It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop

Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.

We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars

Did they show their arses off?

Give a wiggle and act all enticing? "

*shake that ass for me*

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By *rincess peach OP Woman over a year ago

shits creek

"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

Shit flinging. That's funny

It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop

Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.

We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars

Did they show their arses off?

Give a wiggle and act all enticing?

*shake that ass for me*"

Have you seen monkey bums? I reckon the baboon ones need a good wax if you look closely.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

Shit flinging. That's funny

It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop

Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.

We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars

Did they show their arses off?

Give a wiggle and act all enticing?

*shake that ass for me*

Have you seen monkey bums? I reckon the baboon ones need a good wax if you look closely. "

Can't say I have ever got that close

I will Google

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

Shit flinging. That's funny

It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop

Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.

We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars

Did they show their arses off?

Give a wiggle and act all enticing?

*shake that ass for me*

Have you seen monkey bums? I reckon the baboon ones need a good wax if you look closely.

Can't say I have ever got that close

I will Google "

No need, I have pics, Dan taught me no pics or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's Peach? I have seen pooh in epic proportions, you would have loved it

. The animals at the safari park really know how to poop and they sure know how to fling it around

Shit flinging. That's funny

It wouldn't have been if there hadn't been a window between myself and the poop

Good job it wasn't a soft top with the roof down eh.

We went on the baboon bus and enjoyed watching the baboons ripping things of other cars

Did they show their arses off?

Give a wiggle and act all enticing?

*shake that ass for me*

Have you seen monkey bums? I reckon the baboon ones need a good wax if you look closely.

Can't say I have ever got that close

I will Google

No need, I have pics, Dan taught me no pics or it didn't happen

I think we'll just believe you

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