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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on folks. Let's have some fun.

Give us your best, most fantastical dear Deidre letters.

Advice always welcome.

I'll start...

Dear Deidre,

Over the past few years I seem to have developed an allergy to attractive women. Especially those with very little clothing on. When I see an attractive woman my penis swells and tends to leak a little clear liquid. I'm In extreme cases an explosion of a white puss like substance exudes in large volumes from the tip and I am left feeling weak at the knees.

Is there anyway of curing this terrible affliction?

Regards

Anon (ok...its me)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear Diedrie,

I met this man, he's not very good looking but he has a nice cock. We were playing nicely until some silly Welsh woman pinched him. He pretends he's rich but he's nearly bankrupt. I think about his cock all day long and its very frustrating coz now I got nobody to have sex with. I am thinking about going to his house, and throwing myself at his feet and cling to his ankles pleading for a shag. What should I do? XXX

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Dear dierdre

I am currently in gdansk in Poland, and I have taken a like to polish blonde women, is it wrong that I find out the polish for fancy a fuck and does your friend play as well, and work my charming English behaviour

Answers by wizzair

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By *lbi niceMan over a year ago

romsley

Dear Deirdre

I am currently in a desperate situation, met a wonderful lady who took me back to my home.

She asked if I'd mind being tied up to bed as it's something she loves to do and I would get great pleasure in return ..well I did and she promptly tied me up , then fucked off with my wallet.

Should I ask for a second date .

Writing this with a pen between my toes

Your ..idiot

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By *unguya2zMan over a year ago

coventry..ish

"Dear Diedrie,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear dierdre

Answers by wizzair"

ochote pieprzyc i czy twój przyjaciel gra równiez?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear Deirdre,

Even you can't make sense of this, so I'll spare you the detail.

Have a great day!

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By *unguya2zMan over a year ago

coventry..ish

Dear Deirdre

I was recently made bankrupt,I met this wonderful lady but thought she was only interested in my cock,so I decided to end it and get together with a more gullible lady who thinks I'm a millionaire,I can't decide to either let her down gently and go back to the cock crazy one or just stick it out with miss gullible.

Please help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear Diedrie,

Well. That is a quandary. But I'm sure there are plenty more fish in the sea. Ones whom are more affluent...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear Deirdre

Please help."

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