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The Strictly No Dancing Thread(unless you're me) numero 6
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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twirls in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well hello again..fancy meeting you here  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"twirls in "
Mmm...lovely twirl...scuse me...need a wee.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"twirls in "
Stop that funny fellow at the door  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
hands out twirls the choclate ones |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Well hello again..fancy meeting you here "
Hello  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides " ties laces together so cant run away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello again..fancy meeting you here
Hello "
I hope you've stamped your feet  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"hands out twirls the choclate ones "
Mmm..just gone and got a kit kat. Got the munchies!  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
ive got te munchies too i fancy something meaty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hands out twirls the choclate ones
Mmm..just gone and got a kit kat. Got the munchies! "
I've just had a galaxy bar...need to watch my figure  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away"
I used to like those red liquorice laces.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive got te munchies too i fancy something meaty"
Pepperoni  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away"
Falls face down in the sand  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Well hello again..fancy meeting you here
Hello
I hope you've stamped your feet "
Yes, you do that in the Paso Doble......oops..now I'm in trouble.....  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"ive got te munchies too i fancy something meaty"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive got te munchies too i fancy something meaty"
I might have something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand "
Watched that randy wolf behind you  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand " rushes over to assist |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"hands out twirls the choclate ones
Mmm..just gone and got a kit kat. Got the munchies!
I've just had a galaxy bar...need to watch my figure "
You do, I'm not making a bigger size now......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Need to take my tablets |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Well hello again..fancy meeting you here
Hello
I hope you've stamped your feet
Yes, you do that in the Paso Doble......oops..now I'm in trouble..... " oooooo eemons wife is doing that |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you "
Haha!  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Need to take my tablets"
Well done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you "
Hope it's a lady wolf  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Well hello again..fancy meeting you here
Hello
I hope you've stamped your feet
Yes, you do that in the Paso Doble......oops..now I'm in trouble..... oooooo eemons wife is doing that"
Hmmm...I love her, but not sure how far she will go. |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf "
Whooooooo....  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Need to take my tablets
Well done " tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand rushes over to assist"
Awww thank you...
Ohhhhhh thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need to take my tablets
Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones"
Thought they stopped making blue Smarties...
Hand on I'll go and ask Jo... she will know  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Need to take my tablets
Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones
Thought they stopped making blue Smarties...
Hand on I'll go and ask Jo... she will know " thinks he wont need em yes you still get blue smarties |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf "
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon " hes up now  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon "
Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need to take my tablets
Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones"
Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again.... "
I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Need to take my tablets
Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones
Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock "
Been there recently lovely xx |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....
I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it "
Haha! No a fiver will do and I have change!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need to take my tablets
Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones
Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock
Been there recently lovely xx"
Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....
I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it
Haha! No a fiver will do and I have change! "
For washing the sheets?
Hey have them two buggered off to his cave  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Need to take my tablets
Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones
Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock
Been there recently lovely xx
Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier "
They are, but hopefully you'll feel better soon. Was on 2 types of AB's recently, knocked me for six.  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....
I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it
Haha! No a fiver will do and I have change!
For washing the sheets?
Hey have them two buggered off to his cave "
Hmmmm..Maybe...hope he's got a torch...
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Ok lovelies, off to noddyland...thanks for the memories! Hasta luego..catchya later. Mwah.xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need to take my tablets
Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones
Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock
Been there recently lovely xx
Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier
They are, but hopefully you'll feel better soon. Was on 2 types of AB's recently, knocked me for six. "
Yeah I started off on amoxicillin..but had to start erythromycin too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok lovelies, off to noddyland...thanks for the memories! Hasta luego..catchya later. Mwah.xxx" night night my lovely xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....
I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it
Haha! No a fiver will do and I have change!
For washing the sheets?
Hey have them two buggered off to his cave
Hmmmm..Maybe...hope he's got a torch...
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No torch... I'll just have to feel my way around  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....
I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it
Haha! No a fiver will do and I have change!
For washing the sheets?
Hey have them two buggered off to his cave
Hmmmm..Maybe...hope he's got a torch...
No torch... I'll just have to feel my way around "
You need solar power mate  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Need to take my tablets
Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones
Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock
Been there recently lovely xx
Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier
They are, but hopefully you'll feel better soon. Was on 2 types of AB's recently, knocked me for six.
Yeah I started off on amoxicillin..but had to start erythromycin too "
Morning lovely Gosh hope they work for you. You must be poorly to be on those 2 ABs.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need to take my tablets
Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones
Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock
Been there recently lovely xx
Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier
They are, but hopefully you'll feel better soon. Was on 2 types of AB's recently, knocked me for six.
Yeah I started off on amoxicillin..but had to start erythromycin too
Morning lovely Gosh hope they work for you. You must be poorly to be on those 2 ABs. "
Just 2 more doses to go...so can have a lie in tomorrow  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Need to take my tablets
Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6
wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones
Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock
Been there recently lovely xx
Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier
They are, but hopefully you'll feel better soon. Was on 2 types of AB's recently, knocked me for six.
Yeah I started off on amoxicillin..but had to start erythromycin too
Morning lovely Gosh hope they work for you. You must be poorly to be on those 2 ABs.
Just 2 more doses to go...so can have a lie in tomorrow "
Aah, bless you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Morning everybody,
Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.
I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent
So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning everybody,
Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.
I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent
So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult "
But was the dandelion and burdock worth it?  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Morning everybody,
Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.
I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent
So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult "
Morning Paul Hope you're well recharged now! Have a good day!  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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Have a great day everyone. Got to get my slap on, popping out soon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a great day everyone. Got to get my slap on, popping out soon!"
Give that beard a trim too xx |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Have a great day everyone. Got to get my slap on, popping out soon!
Give that beard a trim too xx"
Haha, will do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning everybody,
Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.
I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent
So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult
But was the dandelion and burdock worth it? "
I didn't have the energy to walk to Asda never mind run back, rozzers are back in their Protons now the Dodgems have moved on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all
Morning Paul chin up mate, today’s a new day and can be what you you want it to be "
Morning Lexi
My chin is up... I'm swigging my 1st coffee of the day
Hope you're fine & dandy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning everybody,
Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.
I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent
So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult
But was the dandelion and burdock worth it?
I didn't have the energy to walk to Asda never mind run back, rozzers are back in their Protons now the Dodgems have moved on "
Haha...but a 3 bottles for a quid it's not worth nicking But at 50p a bottle at tesco. Well on the other hand. ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning everybody,
Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.
I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent
So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult
Morning Paul Hope you're well recharged now! Have a good day! "
Morning _amiss
All that fresh air yesterday must have wiped me out?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon "
Starts to run...away...again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning everybody,
Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.
I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent
So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult
But was the dandelion and burdock worth it?
I didn't have the energy to walk to Asda never mind run back, rozzers are back in their Protons now the Dodgems have moved on
Haha...but a 3 bottles for a quid it's not worth nicking But at 50p a bottle at tesco. Well on the other hand. .. "
Feck that! Tesco is 3 times further to walk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Starts to run...away...again "
I hope you've chained the bitch up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning everybody,
Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.
I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent
So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult
But was the dandelion and burdock worth it?
I didn't have the energy to walk to Asda never mind run back, rozzers are back in their Protons now the Dodgems have moved on
Haha...but a 3 bottles for a quid it's not worth nicking But at 50p a bottle at tesco. Well on the other hand. ..
Feck that! Tesco is 3 times further to walk "
Club card points  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Starts to run...away...again "
*trips hine*
Sorry mate! Didn't see you there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning everybody,
Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.
I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent
So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult
But was the dandelion and burdock worth it?
I didn't have the energy to walk to Asda never mind run back, rozzers are back in their Protons now the Dodgems have moved on
Haha...but a 3 bottles for a quid it's not worth nicking But at 50p a bottle at tesco. Well on the other hand. ..
Feck that! Tesco is 3 times further to walk
Club card points "
Pfft not even for a Brucey bonus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X
Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home
Just don't mention the D word "
Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X
Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home
Just don't mention the D word
Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x "
Still to find out on that Day thing....oh and have I not mentioned that I have a bean to cup coffee machine  |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X
Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home
Just don't mention the D word
Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x "
Beverages and snacks are to your left, meds are to the right,
Help yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X
Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home
Just don't mention the D word
The D word? What the feck wrong with D? It's my name "
Does it rhyme with prance?  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X
Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home
Just don't mention the D word
Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x
Still to find out on that Day thing....oh and have I not mentioned that I have a bean to cup coffee machine "
Ah your wondrous coffee machine... I was going to mention that on my TV Robot thread...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X
Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home
Just don't mention the D word
The D word? What the feck wrong with D? It's my name
Does it rhyme with prance? "
Oh yeah bugger forgot about that one  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X
Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home
Just don't mention the D word
Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x
Still to find out on that Day thing....oh and have I not mentioned that I have a bean to cup coffee machine
Ah your wondrous coffee machine... I was going to mention that on my TV Robot thread... "
It's like a proper robot though...and the latte's fecking great  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X
Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home
Just don't mention the D word
Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x
Beverages and snacks are to your left, meds are to the right,
Help yourself "
Hmm, choices, choices. Tea it is,thank you. And oh that D word x  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks |
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over a year ago
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"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks "
Don't work too hard!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks "
I'll make you a 2 shot latte  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks
I'll make you a 2 shot latte "
Shouldn't that be 2-shot? (Double barrelled)  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks
I'll make you a 2 shot latte " 1/2 shot latte please no Paul I won't as I'm shift leader today so it's meds and cooking dinner for me to do nice and easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks
I'll make you a 2 shot latte
Shouldn't that be 2-shot? (Double barrelled) "
Bugger off
I'm signing off for a bit now...no AWOL for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks
I'll make you a 2 shot latte 1/2 shot latte please no Paul I won't as I'm shift leader today so it's meds and cooking dinner for me to do nice and easy "
That's good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks
I'll make you a 2 shot latte
Shouldn't that be 2-shot? (Double barrelled)
Bugger off
I'm signing off for a bit now...no AWOL for me "
Enjoy your R&R  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Afternoon all
Just checking in on my lunch break  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Just checking in on my lunch break "
Just about to bugger off again...but good afternoon lexie  |
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over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Just checking in on my lunch break "
Afternoon lexi
Anything nice for lunch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Just checking in on my lunch break
Just about to bugger off again...but good afternoon lexie "
Hi mistress... bye mistress... was that a twirl or a flamboyant u-turn?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheese and mayo roll, a mr Kipling lemon slice, cup of tea and a bag of Pom bears  |
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Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheese and mayo roll, a mr Kipling lemon slice, cup of tea and a bag of Pom bears "
Sounds nicer than my wotsit sarny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today. "
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky  |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky "
I think you doth protest too much |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks "
Have a good one sweetie!  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much "
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx"
Mmm...that sounds yummy!  |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals! "
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Just checking in on my lunch break
Just about to bugger off again...but good afternoon lexie
Hi mistress... bye mistress... was that a twirl or a flamboyant u-turn? "
Deffo wasn't a fecking twirl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today. "
And a good afternoon to you cosmos  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much "
And I'm in agreement  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals! "
Keep you mitts off it you hussy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx
Mmm...that sounds yummy! "
I'm still trying to fecking decipher it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though. "
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?  |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress? "
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led "
And I've just got the right lead for you  |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
And I've just got the right lead for you "
Oh goody  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Starts to run...away...again
I hope you've chained the bitch up "
Chains I wish...
Gaffa tape  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much "
I'm a moaner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
And I've just got the right lead for you
Oh goody "
I'm just getting a little practice in whipping the cream for my dessert  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Starts to run...away...again
I hope you've chained the bitch up
Chains I wish...
Gaffa tape "
Little tip....stick some over your bum too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner "
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx"
That sounds lush!
Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. .. "
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho... "
Same here mate
Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word  |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
And I've just got the right lead for you
Oh goody
I'm just getting a little practice in whipping the cream for my dessert "
Mmmmmmmm, whipping....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...
Same here mate
Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word "
Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
And I've just got the right lead for you
Oh goody
I'm just getting a little practice in whipping the cream for my dessert
Mmmmmmmm, whipping......."
So I'll take it your not a lover of cream  |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...
Same here mate
Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word
Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle? "
Or starts with d and ends with ing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...
Same here mate
Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word
Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle? "
Nah...not that fecker soxy...it's worse then that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...
Same here mate
Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word
Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?
Or starts with d and ends with ing "
Just don't fill the fecking gaps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...
Same here mate
Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word
Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?
Or starts with d and ends with ing
Just don't fill the fecking gaps "
Been a while since I've filled any kind of gap  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Afternoon all
Just checking in on my lunch break
Just about to bugger off again...but good afternoon lexie
Hi mistress... bye mistress... was that a twirl or a flamboyant u-turn?
Deffo wasn't a fecking twirl "
Yes it was...you've been practicing twirling, in case you get the call up..!  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Keep you mitts off it you hussy "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...
Same here mate
Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word
Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?
Or starts with d and ends with ing
Just don't fill the fecking gaps
Been a while since I've filled any kind of gap "
You filled a few on these threads  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led "
Stop creeping!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Just checking in on my lunch break
Just about to bugger off again...but good afternoon lexie
Hi mistress... bye mistress... was that a twirl or a flamboyant u-turn?
Deffo wasn't a fecking twirl
Yes it was...you've been practicing twirling, in case you get the call up..! "
Closest I get to it is a cadbury's...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping! "
I like her creeping  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx
That sounds lush!
Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings "
Mmm...now I am salivating...that doesn't happen often...  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...
Same here mate
Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word
Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle? "
Hahaha!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx
That sounds lush!
Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings
Mmm...now I am salivating...that doesn't happen often... "
You want to see the great big fishcakes I'm having with mushy peas  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...
Same here mate
Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word
Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?
Or starts with d and ends with ing
Just don't fill the fecking gaps "
*anc***  |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping "
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx
That sounds lush!
Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings
Mmm...now I am salivating...that doesn't happen often...
You want to see the great big fishcakes I'm having with mushy peas "
Mmmm....fishcakes...  |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
I'm a moaner
Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..
Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...
Same here mate
Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word
Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?
Or starts with d and ends with ing
Just don't fill the fecking gaps
*anc*** "
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished "
Hmmm...and that would be a problem for you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished "
Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished
Hmmm...and that would be a problem for you? "
Yes....um......no.....um.... |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished
Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away "
Hehe...feeling norty.....he seems to be enjoying it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished
Hmmm...and that would be a problem for you?
Yes....um......no.....um...."
Oi...now is not the time to hesitate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Starts to run...away...again
I hope you've chained the bitch up
Chains I wish...
Gaffa tape
Little tip....stick some over your bum too "
That _oddy.... I can barely walk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't beat the perfect twirl...
Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away
Falls face down in the sand
Watched that randy wolf behind you
Hope it's a lady wolf
Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon
Starts to run...away...again
I hope you've chained the bitch up
Chains I wish...
Gaffa tape
Little tip....stick some over your bum too
That _oddy.... I can barely walk "
Your safe over the weekend as she's got loads of overtime booked in at work |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished
Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away
Hehe...feeling norty.....he seems to be enjoying it! "
Careful, you might get punished. I seem to have got away with it...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished
Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away
Hehe...feeling norty.....he seems to be enjoying it!
Careful, you might get punished. I seem to have got away with it......"
That's what you think eh  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished
Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away
Hehe...feeling norty.....he seems to be enjoying it!
Careful, you might get punished. I seem to have got away with it......"
Haha, don't bank on it!  |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished
Hmmm...and that would be a problem for you?
Yes....um......no.....um....
Oi...now is not the time to hesitate "
This is why I need a firm hand. I'm so indecisive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx
That sounds lush!
Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings
Mmm...now I am salivating...that doesn't happen often...
You want to see the great big fishcakes I'm having with mushy peas "
Who's this mushy peas... off to fab search  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!  |
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"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished
Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away
Hehe...feeling norty.....he seems to be enjoying it!
Careful, you might get punished. I seem to have got away with it......
That's what you think eh "
Gulp |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.
Hi Cosmos
Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky
I think you doth protest too much
Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!
Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.
Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?
Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led
Stop creeping!
I like her creeping
He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished
Hmmm...and that would be a problem for you?
Yes....um......no.....um....
Oi...now is not the time to hesitate
This is why I need a firm hand. I'm so indecisive "
Are you two flirting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here! "
Not me... I'm taking a leave of absence for an hour or so.
I'll be back...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here! "
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
Not me... I'm taking a leave of absence for an hour or so.
I'll be back... "
Cya later Paul  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment "
Yes but...what about #7....  |
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"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment "
I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment
I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title "
You have time!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment
I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title "
Oi...no bloody egg on my face now!  |
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"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment
I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title
You have time! "
The responsibility is weighing heavy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
Not me... I'm taking a leave of absence for an hour or so.
I'll be back... "
See you later mate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx
That sounds lush!
Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings
Mmm...now I am salivating...that doesn't happen often...
You want to see the great big fishcakes I'm having with mushy peas
Who's this mushy peas... off to fab search "
Dish off the day  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment
I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title
You have time!
The responsibility is weighing heavy. "
Big breaths...you'll be fine  |
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"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment
I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title
You have time!
The responsibility is weighing heavy.
Big breaths...you'll be fine "
Thank you for holding my hand during this very difficult time. It's much appreciated. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment
I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title
You have time!
The responsibility is weighing heavy.
Big breaths...you'll be fine "
Don't labour the point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment
I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title
You have time!
The responsibility is weighing heavy.
Big breaths...you'll be fine
Thank you for holding my hand during this very difficult time. It's much appreciated. Xxx"
Aw just get on with it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!
I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment
I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title
You have time! "
It's ran out now |
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