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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

Here we go...where were we, I'm lost!

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Here we go...where were we, I'm lost!"

Should be BBC 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

Right where were we on that foreign language thing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

comes in with frothy hot chocs cream and mallows covered in choccie sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

Feck I never thought of that

can I bar the op?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

"
pssst pauly she dont own any knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

Right where were we on that foreign language thing?

I only speak English,

Apart from "hello, how are you?" In Polish, Latvian & Turkish

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

Feck I never thought of that

can I bar the op?

"
not if you want the dress finished

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

Haha, I'll be watching it on my own, as I've put the wrong channel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

Right where were we on that foreign language thing?

I only speak English,

Apart from "hello, how are you?" In Polish, Latvian & Turkish

All with a scunny accent

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

Feck I never thought of that

can I bar the op?

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

pssst pauly she dont own any knickers

Pssst _oddy neither do I

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

Haha, I'll be watching it on my own, as I've put the wrong channel

"
crazy chick

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"comes in with frothy hot chocs cream and mallows covered in choccie sprinkles "

Nom nom!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

pssst pauly she dont own any knickers

Pssst _oddy neither do I

"
faints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

Feck I never thought of that

can I bar the op?

not if you want the dress finished"

Oh I need it for next weekend

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

pssst pauly she dont own any knickers

Pssst _oddy neither do I

Haha saves on the washing!

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

Haha, I'll be watching it on my own, as I've put the wrong channel

crazy chick"

That's me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

pssst pauly she dont own any knickers

Pssst _oddy neither do I

I have a few spare

fair trade for a dress?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

Right where were we on that foreign language thing?

I only speak English,

Apart from "hello, how are you?" In Polish, Latvian & Turkish

All with a scunny accent

You all know me so well!

Is that a good thing?

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night

Feck I never thought of that

can I bar the op?

not if you want the dress finished

Oh I need it for next weekend

Why, are you going d******?

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

Right where were we on that foreign language thing?

I only speak English,

Apart from "hello, how are you?" In Polish, Latvian & Turkish

All with a scunny accent

You all know me so well!

Is that a good thing?

"
it's gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"comes in with frothy hot chocs cream and mallows covered in choccie sprinkles "

Wipe your mouth dear, you look like a bad blowjob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff

I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!

Right where were we on that foreign language thing?

I only speak English,

Apart from "hello, how are you?" In Polish, Latvian & Turkish

All with a scunny accent

You all know me so well!

Is that a good thing?

it's gorgeous

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we human? Cos I'm not d****r.

And I've got human needs

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Are we human? Cos I'm not d****r.

And I've got human needs

Like it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we human? Cos I'm not d****r.

And I've got human needs

Have you had your meds dear?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we human? Cos I'm not d****r.

And I've got human needs

Have you had your meds dear?"

Just

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we human? Cos I'm not d****r.

And I've got human needs

Have you had your meds dear?

Just

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"comes in with frothy hot chocs cream and mallows covered in choccie sprinkles

Wipe your mouth dear, you look like a bad blowjob

"
cheeky young pup

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sorry was chatting to A B on fb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well it's unwind with an episode of tin star before bed.

So I'll wish you all a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will somebody please tell me what these threads are about because im still baffled.....ta

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Will somebody please tell me what these threads are about because im still baffled.....ta"
dont worry ur male you will be baffled

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Well it's unwind with an episode of tin star before bed.

So I'll wish you all a "
night night sweetcheeks xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will somebody please tell me what these threads are about because im still baffled.....tadont worry ur male you will be baffled

Plus im thick ,which doesnt help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will somebody please tell me what these threads are about because im still baffled.....tadont worry ur male you will be baffled

Cheeky young pup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it's unwind with an episode of tin star before bed.

So I'll wish you all a "

And a to you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna crawl into my pit and have a kip.

can the last to bed kick the cat out, don't want it to do a whoopsie on the carpet as Frank would say to betty.

Nanite, see ya morra.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna crawl into my pit and have a kip.

can the last to bed kick the cat out, don't want it to do a whoopsie on the carpet as Frank would say to betty.

Nanite, see ya morra."

You nicked cosmos's cat?

Night night all, and you thick fecker dash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna crawl into my pit and have a kip.

can the last to bed kick the cat out, don't want it to do a whoopsie on the carpet as Frank would say to betty.

Nanite, see ya morra.

You nicked cosmos's cat?

Night night all, and you thick fecker dash

Yw*t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna crawl into my pit and have a kip.

can the last to bed kick the cat out, don't want it to do a whoopsie on the carpet as Frank would say to betty.

Nanite, see ya morra.

You nicked cosmos's cat?

Night night all, and you thick fecker dash

Yw*t"

Still up?

I'm struggling to sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna crawl into my pit and have a kip.

can the last to bed kick the cat out, don't want it to do a whoopsie on the carpet as Frank would say to betty.

Nanite, see ya morra.

You nicked cosmos's cat?

Night night all, and you thick fecker dash

I think Dash dragged it in, although it's an evil looking thing so it may have dragged him in?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In my best robin Williams voice...

Gooooood Morninggggg Everyyyyone!

Why the feck am I up so early?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning Paul

Morning all

Just off to the gym

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning Paul

Morning all

Just off to the gym

Morning lexi

, how have you got the energy at this time?

I can barely lift my pint of coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning Paul

Morning all

Just off to the gym

Morning lexi

, how have you got the energy at this time?

I can barely lift my pint of coffee

Morning all...just making my first latte of the day...I'll be back

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning Paul

Morning all

Just off to the gym

Morning lexi

, how have you got the energy at this time?

I can barely lift my pint of coffee

Morning all...just making my first latte of the day...I'll be back

Smashing it out this morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?"

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning Paul

Morning all

Just off to the gym

Morning lexi

, how have you got the energy at this time?

I can barely lift my pint of coffee

Morning all...just making my first latte of the day...I'll be back

Smashing it out this morning

A double shot...it has hit the spot

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......"

Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......

Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?

I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie

I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......

Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?

I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie

I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed

Put out?

Was it on fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......

Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?

I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie

I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed

Put out?

Was it on fire

Nah it was flirting with your wolf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......

Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?

I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie

I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed

Oi settle down with them soxy eyes...they will be banned when I get back as op

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......

Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?

I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie

I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed

Put out?

Was it on fire

Nooooooo, my poor pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......

Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?

I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie

I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed

Oi settle down with them soxy eyes...they will be banned when I get back as op

Sorry mu... da... mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......

Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?

I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie

I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed

Oi settle down with them soxy eyes...they will be banned when I get back as op

Sorry mu... da... mate

I like them eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Signing off for a while...I'll be back

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

'Lo

How are we all this fine day? Are we ready for tonight. Got me sparkly shoes ready...but no sparkly handbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......

Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?

I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie

I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed

Put out?

Was it on fire

Nooooooo, my poor pussy.

Give it a wee rub...it will soon feel bettet

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat "

Aah, how lovely!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat

Aah, how lovely!

"
there now purring to the blue danube

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat

Aah, how lovely!

there now purring to the blue danube

That must sound lovely, love a purring pussy!

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat "

Oh there she is. Little monkey sneaking into your house. I hope she hasn't been an inconvenience

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat

Oh there she is. Little monkey sneaking into your house. I hope she hasn't been an inconvenience

"
they shared tomorrow's dinner then told me your secrets

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat

Oh there she is. Little monkey sneaking into your house. I hope she hasn't been an inconvenience

they shared tomorrow's dinner then told me your secrets

Oh no, the little tell tale. I hope you weren't too shocked

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?

I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers

To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......

Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?

I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie

I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed

Put out?

Was it on fire

Nooooooo, my poor pussy.

Give it a wee rub...it will soon feel bettet

Thanks for the advice. She seems much happier now although a night with Voddy's pussy seems to have perked her up too.

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"'Lo

How are we all this fine day? Are we ready for tonight. Got me sparkly shoes ready...but no sparkly handbag

Hang on, I'll pop round mine. I will need it back for Mistress though.

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"'Lo

How are we all this fine day? Are we ready for tonight. Got me sparkly shoes ready...but no sparkly handbag

Hang on, I'll pop round mine. I will need it back for Mistress though.

Ah bless you, you can have it back, when that d******program has finished, I will have done enough twirling by then!

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"'Lo

How are we all this fine day? Are we ready for tonight. Got me sparkly shoes ready...but no sparkly handbag

Hang on, I'll pop round mine. I will need it back for Mistress though.

Ah bless you, you can have it back, when that d******program has finished, I will have done enough twirling by then!

Super

I'm sure Mistress won't mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just to let you all know I won't be online tonight as got family here.

Nanite, see ya morra

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"Just to let you all know I won't be online tonight as got family here.

Nanite, see ya morra

Cheerio Paul. Have a good night.

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"'Lo

How are we all this fine day? Are we ready for tonight. Got me sparkly shoes ready...but no sparkly handbag

Hang on, I'll pop round mine. I will need it back for Mistress though.

Ah bless you, you can have it back, when that d******program has finished, I will have done enough twirling by then!

Super

I'm sure Mistress won't mind.

No she won't, she loves me really!

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Just to let you all know I won't be online tonight as got family here.

Nanite, see ya morra

Ok Paul, enjoy your evening, cya the morrow!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Have a good time Pauly xx

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

Borrowing the sparkly handbag tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

How are we?

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening all

How are we?"

Good Lexie! How are you this evening?

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

Catch you all later, there's something I need to watch on tv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

How are we?

Good Lexie! How are you this evening?

Very good thanks, getting ready to watch the darts

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Evening all

How are we?

Good Lexie! How are you this evening?

Very good thanks, getting ready to watch the darts

"
one hundred and eightyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

Good evening y'all. Apologies for my lateness. I've just been watching stric.....um......XFactor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Borrowing the sparkly handbag tonight

Oh no your fecking not

Keep your mitts off it until I see that dress

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"Borrowing the sparkly handbag tonight

Oh no your fecking not

Keep your mitts off it until I see that dress

Oh, good evening Mistress. How lovely to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Borrowing the sparkly handbag tonight

Oh no your fecking not

Keep your mitts off it until I see that dress

Oh, good evening Mistress. How lovely to see you.

And I'm all the better for seeing you here

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

pours mistress a large sherry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry "

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

"
oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it"

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

Someone making coffee..

The twirly stuff must have finished

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

"
dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard"

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

Someone making coffee..

The twirly stuff must have finished "

I thought I was too...but that's too long a story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard"

Oh I'll have I little of both please

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

Someone making coffee..

The twirly stuff must have finished

I thought I was too...but that's too long a story

"
giggles

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Oh I'll have I little of both please

"
seeeeeee i knew you would go for both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Oh I'll have I little of both please

seeeeeee i knew you would go for both"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

Oh ffs

Voddy! Come back!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

Oh ffs

Voddy! Come back!"
i was making you a jug of your own

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

"
just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao"

Bugger I'm fecked

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

"
turns the taps on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

"
wheres the cute men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

Oh ffs

Voddy! Come back!i was making you a jug of your own"

In that case, come sit next to me

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

Oh ffs

Voddy! Come back!i was making you a jug of your own

In that case, come sit next to me

"
hold hard id better turn the taps off first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

wheres the cute men"

I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

Oh ffs

Voddy! Come back!i was making you a jug of your own

In that case, come sit next to me

hold hard id better turn the taps off first "

Gurgle gurgle glug. ..

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

wheres the cute men

I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair

"
darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

wheres the cute men

I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair

darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free "

Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

wheres the cute men

I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair

darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free

Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now

"
could have been worse least i waited for you to sit down instead of you being on your hands and knees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

wheres the cute men

I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair

darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free

Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now

could have been worse least i waited for you to sit down instead of you being on your hands and knees"

Yeah I guess I got a lucky escape compared to the caveman

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

wheres the cute men

I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair

darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free

Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now

could have been worse least i waited for you to sit down instead of you being on your hands and knees

Yeah I guess I got a lucky escape compared to the caveman

"
splutters i fecken didnt god the bugga was huge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

wheres the cute men

I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair

darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free

Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now

could have been worse least i waited for you to sit down instead of you being on your hands and knees

Yeah I guess I got a lucky escape compared to the caveman

splutters i fecken didnt god the bugga was huge

What

you used your fecking biggest one on him

No wonder he walked in here so knackered

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!"

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

So I've had a very stressful and confusing day, with all my messages

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

No I was watching something....or other on the telly..

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"So I've had a very stressful and confusing day, with all my messages

"
dont sit there _amiss opps tooooooooooo late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

No I was watching something....or other on the telly..

I hope it was the chase...I watched that..twas good

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"So I've had a very stressful and confusing day, with all my messages

dont sit there _amiss opps tooooooooooo late"

Oh..sh**

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

"
i caught her white washing her front step then superglued her to the chair and now you have sat on the other one giggles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

For me

your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me

And you know I'm knackered

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

For me

your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me

And you know I'm knackered

"
you wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

For me

your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me

And you know I'm knackered

you wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream"

They got lost in the bloody flood

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

For me

your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me

And you know I'm knackered

you wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream"

Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

Anyway, I borrowed your bloody sparkly handbag tonight, to go with my sparkly shoes, so there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

For me

your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me

And you know I'm knackered

you wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream

Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day

No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyway, I borrowed your bloody sparkly handbag tonight, to go with my sparkly shoes, so there!"

No you didnt

cosmos has it here with her

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

For me

your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me

And you know I'm knackered

you wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream

Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day

No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite

Yeah, thought that...glad it broke down!

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Anyway, I borrowed your bloody sparkly handbag tonight, to go with my sparkly shoes, so there!

No you didnt

cosmos has it here with her

Tut...she told me it was yours, so it's just a replica....

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

wonders if misstress would like a sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

For me

your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me

And you know I'm knackered

you wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream

Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day

No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite

Yeah, thought that...glad it broke down!

Was going to drop in at yours to pick the dress up though

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"wonders if misstress would like a sweetie"

I would like a sweetie, what have you got

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyway, I borrowed your bloody sparkly handbag tonight, to go with my sparkly shoes, so there!

No you didnt

cosmos has it here with her

Tut...she told me it was yours, so it's just a replica....

Yeah you got the Manchester fake city one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wonders if misstress would like a sweetie"

Or two

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

For me

your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me

And you know I'm knackered

you wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream

Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day

No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite

Yeah, thought that...glad it broke down!

Was going to drop in at yours to pick the dress up though

Well it's still hanging hear...I'll have to take it back to the charity sh....

whoops

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Anyway, I borrowed your bloody sparkly handbag tonight, to go with my sparkly shoes, so there!

No you didnt

cosmos has it here with her

Tut...she told me it was yours, so it's just a replica....

Yeah you got the Manchester fake city one

Ffffff........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wonders if misstress would like a sweetie

I would like a sweetie, what have you got

Be very bloody careful with her...she'll have a trap

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"wonders if misstress would like a sweetie

I would like a sweetie, what have you got

"
raspberry truffles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

For me

your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me

And you know I'm knackered

you wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream

Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day

No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite

Yeah, thought that...glad it broke down!

Was going to drop in at yours to pick the dress up though

Well it's still hanging hear...I'll have to take it back to the charity sh....

whoops

You and Paul would make a bloody lovely couple with your shopping hab. ..

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"wonders if misstress would like a sweetie

I would like a sweetie, what have you got

Be very bloody careful with her...she'll have a trap

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

turns the taps on again

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

hello!

Well hello

Where have you been till this time of night?

I hope you had you pants on if you've been out

More like where have you been....but don't answer that!

We've been holding the fort or you

For me

your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me

And you know I'm knackered

you wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream

Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day

No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite

Yeah, thought that...glad it broke down!

Was going to drop in at yours to pick the dress up though

Well it's still hanging hear...I'll have to take it back to the charity sh....

whoops

You and Paul would make a bloody lovely couple with your shopping hab. ..

Haha!

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"turns the taps on again

I'm not getting this, what am I missing?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"turns the taps on again

I'm not getting this, what am I missing?

"
you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"turns the taps on again

I'm not getting this, what am I missing?

you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo

Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"turns the taps on again

I'm not getting this, what am I missing?

you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo

Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was!

Nah that was just you pissing yourself again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

I prefer cream with my crumble

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

well ladies its night night from me have to be up at 5.30 xxx

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

I prefer cream with my crumble

"
ile make you one tomorrow loverboy

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"turns the taps on again

I'm not getting this, what am I missing?

you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo

Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was!

Nah that was just you pissing yourself again

It was, must get some of those fiver pads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

I prefer cream with my crumble

I thought _oddy had jammed that rock across you cave and kept you in

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"well ladies its night night from me have to be up at 5.30 xxx"

Na night, sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well ladies its night night from me have to be up at 5.30 xxx"

Hey I'm no lady...but night night _oddy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

Course you can I only took a bit of each

Thanking you!

Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it

just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao

Bugger I'm fecked

turns the taps on

Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight

wheres the cute men

I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair

darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free

Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now

could have been worse least i waited for you to sit down instead of you being on your hands and knees

Yeah I guess I got a lucky escape compared to the caveman

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

I prefer cream with my crumble

Ooh, you made me jump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"turns the taps on again

I'm not getting this, what am I missing?

you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo

Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was!

Nah that was just you pissing yourself again

It was, must get some of those fiver pads

Go with Paul and you might find them for a quid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

I prefer cream with my crumble

I thought _oddy had jammed that rock across you cave and kept you in

I dug my way out...

You stilldf glued to a chair and pissing yourself?

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"turns the taps on again

I'm not getting this, what am I missing?

you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo

Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was!

Nah that was just you pissing yourself again

It was, must get some of those fiver pads

Go with Paul and you might find them for a quid

Haha!

.....are you starting next one, coz I can't handle the responsibility, it's been a crazy day!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

I prefer cream with my crumble

I thought _oddy had jammed that rock across you cave and kept you in

I dug my way out...

You stilldf glued to a chair and pissing yourself?

"
Not pissing..now pissed

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

"pours mistress a large sherry

Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte

oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it

Oh bugger the diet...go on then

dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard

Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard

I prefer cream with my crumble

I thought _oddy had jammed that rock across you cave and kept you in

I dug my way out...

You stilldf glued to a chair and pissing yourself?

Not pissing..now pissed

You're obviously off your AB's then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"turns the taps on again

I'm not getting this, what am I missing?

you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo

Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was!

Nah that was just you pissing yourself again

It was, must get some of those fiver pads

Go with Paul and you might find them for a quid

Haha!

.....are you starting next one, coz I can't handle the responsibility, it's been a crazy day!...

I'll save it for the morning and cosmos or _oddy or Paul can do it...if all else fails I'll do it

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By *amiss OP Couple over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok..I'll do it, think they've all gone to bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just leave it until morning if you want as I'm off to bed soon

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