"Scratch my balls , bang on the floor, demand tea, fart, watch porn, look under the duvet and fucking weep , get on the net and lie about dimensions. "

We need that penis from you love come on take it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a wank... take a photo with a sky remote and post it on here bragging how big it is and then wait for all the women to want me

then post a moaning thread when I don't get lots of offers, asking what's wrong with me. ... console myself with porn and more wanking

If only it was that easy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Check out the additional privilege. "
which is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check out the additional privilege. "

I'd check out my lack of 'privilege'

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I'd be wanking 24/7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a wank... take a photo with a sky remote and post it on here bragging how big it is and then wait for all the women to want me

then post a moaning thread when I don't get lots of offers, asking what's wrong with me. ... console myself with porn and more wanking

Have you hacked my profile?

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

One thing for sure I wouldn't be getting out of bed anytime soon. Too many new places to explore.

Then it would be shower time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This morning i did wake up in a friends bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think I'd be wanking 24/7

Haha you get bored after a few wanks your gona need the real thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This morning i did wake up in a friends bed

But did you have a penis?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a wank... take a photo with a sky remote and post it on here bragging how big it is and then wait for all the women to want me

then post a moaning thread when I don't get lots of offers, asking what's wrong with me. ... console myself with porn and more wanking

Wow it's like you know me lol

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I'll rejoice in being able to take a piss whever I want to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This morning i did wake up in a friends bed

But did you have a penis?

Fuzz"

Yes a lovely penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This morning i did wake up in a friends bed

But did you have a penis?

Fuzz

Yes a lovely penis

Good on you girl

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck the other half

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