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Good bye Fab people! Part two

By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Wow!

Firstly I'd like to thank everyone who PM'd me after my first thread closed wishing me well and asking/begging me to give them an outlet for their grieving.

Here are some quotes from PMs, I will keep them anonymous:

'funky this sucks I have no public stage to put my feelings down about you leaving'

'funky carry this thread on, I need an outlet for my grieving'

'funky start another thread up now! That fucking bitch said I was smellier than her.'

'funky why can't I get any meets? What do you think of my profile?'

Those are just a selection of the literally 'few' I could have picked from.

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So just to re-iterate, yes Funky fans and Funky haters I am leaving within a few years (5 max... ish).

It's been real! I love you all*, take care! xxx

*'ALL' in this sense means barely 2% of forum users.

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

I am trying very very hard not to laugh here...hate giving you that sort of satisfaction

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"I am trying very very hard not to laugh here...hate giving you that sort of satisfaction

Let it go, you know you want to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow!

Firstly I'd like to thank everyone who PM'd me after my first thread closed wishing me well and asking/begging me to give them an outlet for their grieving.

Here are some quotes from PMs, I will keep them anonymous:

'funky this sucks I have no public stage to put my feelings down about you leaving'

'funky carry this thread on, I need an outlet for my grieving'

'funky start another thread up now! That fucking bitch said I was smellier than her.'

'funky why can't I get any meets? What do you think of my profile?'

Those are just a selection of the literally 'few' I could have picked from.

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So just to re-iterate, yes Funky fans and Funky haters I am leaving within a few years (5 max... ish).

It's been real! I love you all*, take care! xxx

*'ALL' in this sense means barely 2% of forum users."

hurry up and piss odff

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

d[ o_0 ]b ___(legal disclaimer)

No real PMs were used in the making of this thread. All PMs are a fig mint of the OPs imagination but he is certain it's really what people wanted to say.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

Errr has it gone up from 3 to 5 now?

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Errr has it gone up from 3 to 5 now?

Yes as a punishment for those who wanted me to leave earlier.

I'm fucked up, what can I say muhahahahaha

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

Let it go, you know you want to!

paaaaaaaaarp

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

FFS people, can you pretend to want Funky to stay !

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Let it go, you know you want to!

paaaaaaaaarp

Take it to the guffer thread luv.

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

"FFS people, can you pretend to want Funky to stay !"

nope...what do you take us for ruggers lol

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

I will share my fig rolls

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

ooooooh you devious bugger

lol

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

Actually, too late, just ate the last one, carry on as you were

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ghajtaH ghaH ghobe' ghoSta'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not smelly....really i'm not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let it go, you know you want to!

paaaaaaaaarp

You is the smelliest now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We got this fa the next three years or so xx

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can't this magically disappear... you know you mods have this power... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yeah Funksters... Mrs Ruggers ask me to say this: Please stay

You owe me a figgy now Rugbuster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We got this fa the next three years or so xx

Qun

its klingon...he may understand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We got this fa the next three years or so xx

Possibly 5 *shrugs* who knows

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

"can't this magically disappear... you know you mods have this power... lol"

Only the norty ones sadly, this isn't naughty enough yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can't this magically disappear... you know you mods have this power... lol

Only the norty ones sadly, this isn't naughty enough yet

OFHS!!!!

*tries again*

You lot stink

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

" ghajtaH ghaH ghobe' ghoSta'

Oh babe xxx

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"can't this magically disappear... you know you mods have this power... lol"

Ha! With the help of legal disclaimers and a super power that gives me the ability to write inoffensive threads which are in essence offensive, even they can't stop me! Muhahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" ghajtaH ghaH ghobe' ghoSta'

Oh babe xxx"

Lmao

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i better be in the 2%, the amount of nice things i have said about your bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can't this magically disappear... you know you mods have this power... lol

Ha! With the help of legal disclaimers and a super power that gives me the ability to write inoffensive threads which are in essence offensive, even they can't stop me! Muhahahahahahaha

How about a Timeout til you cool down?

If you cool down, you might have to put your knickers on and then you would get less admirers, hence less mail, and be encouraged to leave?

Maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" ghajtaH ghaH ghobe' ghoSta'

.... Not even Funky can do that...;-)

Surely this is enough for the mod to have to intervene...;-);-)

* And I didnt think you knew words like these

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"i better be in the 2%, the amount of nice things i have said about your bum

You're in the top 1% sugar tits xxx

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

" ghajtaH ghaH ghobe' ghoSta'

.... Not even Funky can do that...;-)

Surely this is enough for the mod to have to intervene...;-);-)

* And I didnt think you knew words like these

ghaH jatlhtaH jIH 'oH nap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i better be in the 2%, the amount of nice things i have said about your bum

You're in the top 1% sugar tits xxx

u still not gone

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"i better be in the 2%, the amount of nice things i have said about your bum

You're in the top 1% sugar tits xxx

u still not gone

Almost there! On Friday it's exactly 1,824 days left almost.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Almost there! On Friday it's exactly 1,824 days left almost."

Does that include time travel days?

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Almost there! On Friday it's exactly 1,824 days left almost.

Does that include time travel days?"

Wow, great question! and one that has perplexed many quantum physicists.

The short answer is because I use the worm hole theory and therefore don't need to travel at light speed, the time it takes to time travel is reliant on the power and speed my time machine can physically move. While I haven't recorded it's top speed, If I tell you what is at the heart of the engine that powers my Pocket Fluff Capacitor® you will get a feeling for the raw power I have at my disposal. It's a 1966 Ford/Lotus Cortina 1.6 litre... with extra glitter.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

((((((((BOOOOOOOOOOMP!!!))))))))

Hi everyone, just a gentle reminder about my imminent departure. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Supose I had better post on this thread.

By the time I got to the last 1 it had been closed.

Sooooooo bye funky, whenever you go, whatever you do, blah blah blah.....

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Supose I had better post on this thread.

By the time I got to the last 1 it had been closed.

Sooooooo bye funky, whenever you go, whatever you do, blah blah blah.....

At last! It's that kind of warmth and sincerity that I have been looking for! Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Supose I had better post on this thread.

By the time I got to the last 1 it had been closed.

Sooooooo bye funky, whenever you go, whatever you do, blah blah blah.....

At last! It's that kind of warmth and sincerity that I have been looking for! Thank you!

Though I did mean to add.....

Dont let the door hit you on your arse on the way out.... (well not to hard)

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Though I did mean to add.....

Dont let the door hit you on your arse on the way out.... (well not to hard)

Ah ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good bye, again!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Good bye, again!

Don't worry you will have plenty more opportunities to say goodbye. I imagine I could make one of these threads every two weeks for the next 5 years. I'm no mathematician but that's around 130 goodbye threads.

Just think about that everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just go....please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

isnt the Ninkynonk missing its driver? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's gonna take him all of 5 years to go! Man think of the weight of that ego he has to carry every step of the way!!!!!!!!!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"isnt the Ninkynonk missing its driver? x"

It drives itself silly, everyone knows that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's gonna take him all of 5 years to go! Man think of the weight of that ego he has to carry every step of the way!!!!!!!!!"

pmsl

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"It's gonna take him all of 5 years to go! Man think of the weight of that ego he has to carry every step of the way!!!!!!!!!"

It's OK I store it in 'the cloud' now. So less overheads.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

It gonna take the 5 trs to get enough pocket fluff. I think we should sent up a pocket fluff donation in aid of funky

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"It gonna take the 5 trs to get enough pocket fluff. I think we should sent up a pocket fluff donation in aid of funky

If I get enough I can't promise I will leave immediately but I will stop making these threads.

I've set up a PO Box for donations.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"It gonna take the 5 trs to get enough pocket fluff. I think we should sent up a pocket fluff donation in aid of funky

If I get enough I can't promise I will leave immediately but I will stop making these threads.

I've set up a PO Box for donations."

you must send me the PO box number, ive found some pocket fluff, and its a lovely colour of jade and it sparkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"isnt the Ninkynonk missing its driver? x

It drives itself silly, everyone knows that."

well im sure there must be an equally important job your garden requires?...off you go! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good bye, again!

Just think about that everyone!

Oh no!!!

Not sure I can stand that!!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Good bye, again!

Just think about that everyone!

Oh no!!!

Not sure I can stand that!!

And you can shut it missy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx"

im waiting t start a good riddance thread

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx"

oh just fuck off already, will you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx

oh just fuck off already, will you xx

say it like it is chick

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx

oh just fuck off already, will you xx

say it like it is chick

he knows me luvs him really

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx

oh just fuck off already, will you xx

Hush now, you can't hurry these things my love xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah,,,,, but how do we know for sure, the real Funky Monkey has not already left, and this continued presence is just the work of a cunning doppelganger, attempting to fool us by offering quips and answers in a copycat style to the original Funky Monkey, just hoping to maintain a bizarre deception for some extraordinary reason best and only known to him or her as the case maybe…….

I demand proof this is not the case, and hope the matter is resolved to the satisfaction of all who harbour similar doubts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread and the previous and subsequent ones, are gonna end up like the Rocky films, on and on and on....

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Yeah,,,,, but how do we know for sure, the real Funky Monkey has not already left, and this continued presence is just the work of a cunning doppelganger, attempting to fool us by offering quips and answers in a copycat style to the original Funky Monkey, just hoping to maintain a bizarre deception for some extraordinary reason best and only known to him or her as the case maybe…….

I demand proof this is not the case, and hope the matter is resolved to the satisfaction of all who harbour similar doubts

Only the real _unky monkey owns a sex robot!

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

pieces of eight x

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

I demand proof this is not the case, and hope the matter is resolved to the satisfaction of all who harbour similar doubts

Only the real _unky monkey owns a sex robot!"

ahhh but does he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only the real _unky monkey owns a sex robot!"

Thats hardly proof!!!....hmmmm I'm starting to smell smoke and mirrors!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only the real _unky monkey owns a sex robot!

Thats hardly proof!!!....hmmmm I'm starting to smell smoke and mirrors!!!!

What do mirrors smell like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only the real _unky monkey owns a sex robot!

Thats hardly proof!!!....hmmmm I'm starting to smell smoke and mirrors!!!!

What do mirrors smell like?

They smell like Mirrors

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Counting hundreds & thousands on a dessert island with you Funky has made me almost suicidal. Am now weaving a rope to hang myself, made entirely from pocket fluff (bluey/grey or grey'/blue tinge).

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

I thought we would have been finished by now mate. It's your slow counting!!!

Ah feck I've lost count again

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"i better be in the 2%, the amount of nice things i have said about your bum

You're in the top 1% sugar tits xxx

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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By *he tactile technicianMan over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Still here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread and the previous and subsequent ones, are gonna end up like the Rocky films, on and on and on....

Yep... I feel a hurty yawn coming on *yawns* ouch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funky's got the right idea I think...so I'm leaving too

(For ten minutes while I make a brew and open the post)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"This thread and the previous and subsequent ones, are gonna end up like the Rocky films, on and on and on....

Yep... I feel a hurty yawn coming on *yawns* ouch

"tuts" stop yawning if it hurts

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By *ertnbeckyCouple over a year ago

oldham

just rummaging around in belly button for flff donations best i can do is two cheesy wotsits and a cherry stone the wife spit at me last week

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Still here?

Not long now, hang in there mate. Few years, 5+ max and whoosh! Off!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"just rummaging around in belly button for flff donations best i can do is two cheesy wotsits and a cherry stone the wife spit at me last week

Put the cherry stone in your pocket for a few days, I find they are a very efficient fluff attraction device.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Hi everyone just a reminder that I'm leaving soon! xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had forgotten so thanks for the reminder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll send you a free fridgefreezer and gold glitter if you leave today

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'll send you a free fridgefreezer and gold glitter if you leave today

Shut it you! I will leave in my own very painfully drawn out time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ain't you gone yet?

And when ya do I suppose ya will come back

And we will have an I'm back thread lol xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

Still here

thought you had left already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon its just a hologram of his former self though…..

I’ve been certain for a long while now, that he’s completly gone!!!

Come-back Munky we miss you!!!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Ain't you gone yet?

And when ya do I suppose ya will come back

And we will have an I'm back thread lol xx

Hells yeah! What a top trolling idea!

I will have a return thread, the likes of which you have never seen beforeeeeeee!!! hahaaaaaaaaaaa.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

fancy an anal fisting with a studded glove.....

that will see the back of him.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"I reckon its just a hologram of his former self though…..

I’ve been certain for a long while now, that he’s completly gone!!!

Come-back Munky we miss you!!!

d[ o_0 ]b

___(OK you've rumbled me. It's me! Funky's fuck robot FFR01 who has been posting for the last month. Funky is on a secret mission frought with danger to fuck some blue biatches in the Cytrex Quadrant.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So View's offer with the studded glove, is still an option, when the real Munky returns then???...

I want a front row seat for that!!!

OMG... I so wanna see that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fancy an anal fisting with a studded glove.....

that will see the back of him.

So _iew mate when are ya free? Xx

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"fancy an anal fisting with a studded glove.....

that will see the back of him.

Lalalalalalalalalala I'm not listening lalalalalalalala

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fancy an anal fisting with a studded glove.....

that will see the back of him.

Lalalalalalalalalala I'm not listening lalalalalalalala"

Fook me,,,, a singing hologram..!.

Whatever will they come-up with next?....

Be hoped it's an effective formula for stud-lube .... muwahahaha

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"fancy an anal fisting with a studded glove.....

that will see the back of him.

Lalalalalalalalalala I'm not listening lalalalalalalala

Fook me,,,, a singing hologram..!.

Whatever will they come-up with next?....

Be hoped it's an effective formula for stud-lube .... muwahahaha

Sox, you and View have a very unhealthy obsession with my bottom. I will stop sending you both my daily arse pic if you can't handle it. xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Still here i see, some people just dont know how to take a hint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sox, you and View have a very unhealthy obsession with my bottom. I will stop sending you both my daily arse pic if you can't handle it. xxx"

It’s not an unhealthy interest Munkle-old-chap,,!,, we were only looking into it, that’s all!!!!! although I have to say, that quite an impressive

Echo..........eCho......ecHo.......echO.....echo........ ech........ec......e......... that can be generated in there

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Still here i see, some people just dont know how to take a hint

I'm LEEEEEAVINGGGGG!

These things can't be rushed though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goodness me are you STILL here?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still here i see, some people just dont know how to take a hint

I'm LEEEEEAVINGGGGG!

These things can't be rushed though.

On a jet plane ?

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Still here i see, some people just dont know how to take a hint

I'm LEEEEEAVINGGGGG!

These things can't be rushed though.

On a jet plane ?

Don't know when he'll be back again

Oh babe, he hates to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still here i see, some people just dont know how to take a hint

I'm LEEEEEAVINGGGGG!

These things can't be rushed though.

On a jet plane ?

Don't know when he'll be back again

Oh babe, he hates to go

wish i hadnt said it now cant get bloody tune out me head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mabye Funky is a high energy neutrino...

E=MC2 goes out the window...

Time traveller extradionaire..

He was..he wasn`t...he was sorta..

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

On an atomic level I am completely neutrino.

It's the only way to be dude!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol "

I'm still going Jo, it's just it's taking a while to put things in order.

I haven't downloaded all of your boob pics for my screensaver for one!

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

"your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol "

yeah he's like a blooming Panda.....

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol

yeah he's like a blooming Panda....."

Eats, shoots and leaves?

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Northants

"your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol "

God made piss yellow and cum white, just so Funky would know whether he is coming or going!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its getting boring now cum or go ,

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Funky, you've had more "retirements" than Frank Sinatra!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol

yeah he's like a blooming Panda.....

Eats, shoots and leaves?"

Oh dear, sounds like you are after attention and then the promise of leaving is almost like a suicide note.

Somone needs a cuddle..bless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

funky is it attention you need babe , lol xx

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Of course I don't want attention you two!

This more a selfless public service announcement. You guys have a right to know that I am leaving.

Attention seeking indeed! Pffft!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of course I don't want attention you two!

This more a selfless public service announcement. You guys have a right to know that I am leaving.

Attention seeking indeed! Pffft!

"
now now we only say what we see , lol xx

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Of course I don't want attention you two!

This more a selfless public service announcement. You guys have a right to know that I am leaving.

Attention seeking indeed! Pffft!

now now we only say what we see , lol xx"

Jo I'm shocked and a little hurt.

It's like you all think I am some self obsessed, narcissistic monster who feeds off the attention and adoration of others.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's like you all think I am some self obsessed, narcissistic monster who feeds off the attention and adoration of others."

So you weren't muttering "they all love funky, they all love funky" as you tugged one out in the toilet just now?

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

It's like you all think I am some self obsessed, narcissistic monster who feeds off the attention and adoration of others.

So you weren't muttering "they all love funky, they all love funky" as you tugged one out in the toilet just now?"

Erm yes.

But in my defence I would have done that anyway.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Btw… good aiming with the money shot.... you'd think that cubicle would look like an explosion in a Solvite factory by now, yet you manage to keep it very clean.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Btw… good aiming with the money shot.... you'd think that cubicle would look like an explosion in a Solvite factory by now, yet you manage to keep it very clean."

Stop watching MEEEEE always with the watching!

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Btw… good aiming with the money shot.... you'd think that cubicle would look like an explosion in a Solvite factory by now, yet you manage to keep it very clean.

Stop watching MEEEEE always with the watching!

Isn't that what you drilled the little holes for?

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Btw… good aiming with the money shot.... you'd think that cubicle would look like an explosion in a Solvite factory by now, yet you manage to keep it very clean.

Stop watching MEEEEE always with the watching!

Isn't that what you drilled the little holes for?"

No, they are clitoris only glory holes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May I point out a fundamental faux pas dear funky. When you time travel more than five years forward you will be unable to access site facilities. You might miss something.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of course I don't want attention you two!

This more a selfless public service announcement. You guys have a right to know that I am leaving.

Attention seeking indeed! Pffft!

now now we only say what we see , lol xx

Jo I'm shocked and a little hurt.

It's like you all think I am some self obsessed, narcissistic monster who feeds off the attention and adoration of others."
well i would never hurt you , lol just mybe have wild sex all night long thats it really , lol

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"May I point out a fundamental faux pas dear funky. When you time travel more than five years forward you will be unable to access site facilities. You might miss something."

Gah!!! Does that mean I am a timewaster?

Fuckity fuck I knew it!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"well i would never hurt you , lol just mybe have wild sex all night long thats it really , lol

Oh I think I can get on board with that!

xxx

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By *he tactile technicianMan over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

You still here Funky? I go walk about in the bush for a couple of weeks and when I come back nothing has changed, Excellent! Happy skipping smiles allround

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"You still here Funky? I go walk about in the bush for a couple of weeks and when I come back nothing has changed, Excellent! Happy skipping smiles allround

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa nearly gone mate.

Welcome back btw!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bump

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Bump

Thank you! We really need to push this thread toward part three ASAP!

Come on everyone, let's get on board with this leaving shit. Fuck yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bump

Thank you! We really need to push this thread toward part three ASAP!

Come on everyone, let's get on board with this leaving shit. Fuck yeah!"

Has your bum already left?

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Bump

Thank you! We really need to push this thread toward part three ASAP!

Come on everyone, let's get on board with this leaving shit. Fuck yeah!

Has your bum already left?

No It's still here it's just getting an upgrade.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bump

Thank you! We really need to push this thread toward part three ASAP!

Come on everyone, let's get on board with this leaving shit. Fuck yeah!

Has your bum already left?

No It's still here it's just getting an upgrade."

Here, let me give you a hand with that, I'll hold it you uplift it.... pass the lube!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Bump

Thank you! We really need to push this thread toward part three ASAP!

Come on everyone, let's get on board with this leaving shit. Fuck yeah!

Has your bum already left?

No It's still here it's just getting an upgrade.

Here, let me give you a hand with that, I'll hold it you uplift it.... pass the lube!

Gulp!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has he gone yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol

How do you earn one of them? I want one

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol

that sooooooo has to happen on the next canada room invason!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol

that sooooooo has to happen on the next canada room invason!!!!

Hi fives that idea

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

[Removed by poster at 16/10/11 13:31:26]

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol

that sooooooo has to happen on the next canada room invason!!!!

Hi fives that idea

he has to do it now, we hi fived and he loves hi fives

bet he'd get off just watching us hi five

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol

How do you earn one of them? I want one

It was very hard work. I will whisper it in your ear- otherwise Everyone will want one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol

that sooooooo has to happen on the next canada room invason!!!!

Hi fives that idea

he has to do it now, we hi fived and he loves hi fives

bet he'd get off just watching us hi five

You are good at hi fiving.... I think I've just, you know

....it was good for me anyway

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol

that sooooooo has to happen on the next canada room invason!!!!

make sure im there, hate to miss out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still wating for a naked cam dance followed the OPs exit

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Still wating for a naked cam dance followed the OPs exit

make sure i dont miss it either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well i wish to see it too so let me know when and what room , lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"well i wish to see it too so let me know when and what room , lol

ok ladies we have to keep each other inform

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Pah! I can't believe my alarm system didn't go off to alert me people had entered my thread!

All this high fiving has gotten me all hot and bothered ladies!

I might have to strip and do my 'Funky's naked dance of love' dance in Canada!!!

NOW!!!

*cues theme from Tales of the Unexpected*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pah! I can't believe my alarm system didn't go off to alert me people had entered my thread!

All this high fiving has gotten me all hot and bothered ladies!

I might have to strip and do my 'Funky's naked dance of love' dance in Canada!!!

NOW!!!

*cues theme from Tales of the Unexpected*"
well your a ladys man after us all , xx and thay all love you too , lol its the bum oo i did see other side that not bad , lol

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"well your a ladys man after us all , xx and thay all love you too , lol its the bum oo i did see other side that not bad , lol"

I like to think my dance was tasteful with a hint of filth, I'm glad you liked it. There was an awful lot of men watching.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well your a ladys man after us all , xx and thay all love you too , lol its the bum oo i did see other side that not bad , lol

I like to think my dance was tasteful with a hint of filth, I'm glad you liked it. There was an awful lot of men watching.

"
well maybe the men like you too xx i think thats sweet..

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"well your a ladys man after us all , xx and thay all love you too , lol its the bum oo i did see other side that not bad , lol

I like to think my dance was tasteful with a hint of filth, I'm glad you liked it. There was an awful lot of men watching.

well maybe the men like you too xx i think thats sweet..

I'm cool being a ghey icon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I missed it

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I missed it

I demand a replay

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Did anybody see it?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Did anybody see it?"

onlt the sweetie mice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats the betting we will have a Good bye Fab people! Part 3 when this is full , lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Whats the betting we will have a Good bye Fab people! Part 3 when this is full , lol

thats definatley a sure bet

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Whats the betting we will have a Good bye Fab people! Part 3 when this is full , lol

Jo on that you can count!

It's good making people laugh but soooo much better annoying them and you wouldn't believe how much my leaving threads irritate some.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

I did do my dance you lot!

There quite a few there watching. Mainly men wanking though but as I understand it this is the norm for chat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats the betting we will have a Good bye Fab people! Part 3 when this is full , lol

Jo on that you can count!

It's good making people laugh but soooo much better annoying them and you wouldn't believe how much my leaving threads irritate some.

"
well its a god thing i know you , lol xx

so its a 3 and after a 4 / and 5

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I did do my dance you lot!

There quite a few there watching. Mainly men wanking though but as I understand it this is the norm for chat.

well im sure if you do dance again NOW us women would go and watch you

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"I did do my dance you lot!

There quite a few there watching. Mainly men wanking though but as I understand it this is the norm for chat.

well im sure if you do dance again NOW us women would go and watch you

No I must rest now. It takes a lot out of me.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Hey Funky, Gordon Lightfoot says hurry up and tootle off ( he didn't actually use tootle ) cos he wants his flying machine back, low mileage and undamaged.

"I'm not supposed to care" but i do.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Hey Funky, Gordon Lightfoot says hurry up and tootle off ( he didn't actually use tootle ) cos he wants his flying machine back, low mileage and undamaged.

"I'm not supposed to care" but i do. "

Gordon Lightfoot the Canadian folk rock legend?

I wasn't aware he was aware of my work.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Hey Funky, Gordon Lightfoot says hurry up and tootle off ( he didn't actually use tootle ) cos he wants his flying machine back, low mileage and undamaged.

"I'm not supposed to care" but i do.

Gordon Lightfoot the Canadian folk rock legend?

I wasn't aware he was aware of my work."

Yeah, I think he'd argue the opposite lol.

His lyrics to that song says he's lent you the keys to his flying machine. Prior art i think they call it.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Hey Funky, Gordon Lightfoot says hurry up and tootle off ( he didn't actually use tootle ) cos he wants his flying machine back, low mileage and undamaged.

"I'm not supposed to care" but i do.

Gordon Lightfoot the Canadian folk rock legend?

I wasn't aware he was aware of my work.

Yeah, I think he'd argue the opposite lol.

His lyrics to that song says he's lent you the keys to his flying machine. Prior art i think they call it. "

'Prior art' yes I like that. I will use that again. Oops! there I go again

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Hi guys just bumping this FYI.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bump

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"bump"

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bust

And i was after a 5 card trick too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bump

Thanks."

oh yes and yes

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Wow more than 175 posts as well!

I guess I will need a third thread!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Seriously you guys have touched my heart.

Look forward to a new Funky leaving thread tomorrow morning.

Night night xxx

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Archangel you are pwned!

Trollololololololololololol!

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