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The strictly no dancing but twirling may be accepted thread part 12+1
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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here we go again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"here we go again"
12 + 1...you shithouse  |
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"here we go again"
On our own. Going down the only road we've ever known  |
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"here we go again
12 + 1...you shithouse "
Run out of fingers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"here we go again
On our own. Going down the only road we've ever known "
Oh ffs  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"here we go again
12 + 1...you shithouse " didnt want you to have bad luck |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"here we go again
12 + 1...you shithouse didnt want you to have bad luck"
I think 20 might be my unlucky number  |
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"here we go again
On our own. Going down the only road we've ever known
Oh ffs "
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone...
To my bed, I'm cream crackered.
Nanite everybody, see ya morra  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone "
Wtf have you just fecking said  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
night sweetheart xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"here we go again
On our own. Going down the only road we've ever known
Oh ffs
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone...
To my bed, I'm cream crackered.
Nanite everybody, see ya morra "
See yea mate..sleep good  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
Wtf have you just fecking said " didnt say nowt |
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"You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
Wtf have you just fecking said "
Mama Mia! Itsa song sènior  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
Wtf have you just fecking said
Mama Mia! Itsa song sènior "
Here...feck off to bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
Wtf have you just fecking said didnt say nowt"
Checks the rules!...oh feck you didn't put them up  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
you have never said we cant sing  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
sums you up giggles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you have never said we cant sing "
It's what you sung about ffs  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"you have never said we cant sing
It's what you sung about ffs " i could have sang about what your gonna meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you have never said we cant sing
It's what you sung about ffs i could have sang about what your gonna meet "
It's not a what it's a who cheeky bugger |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"you have never said we cant sing
It's what you sung about ffs i could have sang about what your gonna meet
It's not a what it's a who cheeky bugger ah your gonna meet your waterloo then
Ah when does my supporters pass run out now " with your luck never
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you have never said we cant sing
It's what you sung about ffs i could have sang about what your gonna meet
It's not a what it's a who cheeky bugger ah your gonna meet your waterloo then
Ah when does my supporters pass run out now with your luck never
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Do you get time back for holidays...I would be owed money  |
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"you have never said we cant sing
It's what you sung about ffs i could have sang about what your gonna meet
It's not a what it's a who cheeky bugger ah your gonna meet your waterloo then "
My my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surender
Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight......  |
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Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song? "
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos  |
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos "
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Good morning sexy cosmo xxxx |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? " take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? "
I'm good...I had a lovely refreshing sleep..but I'll save your ears and not burst into song this morning  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs"
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty"
Any mushrooms?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice "
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak "
Ah I always get them feckers mixed up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak
Ah I always get them feckers mixed up "
You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet I’ll be singing that all day now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak
Ah I always get them feckers mixed up
You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet I’ll be singing that all day now "
Oh thank feck I was half right
Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak
Ah I always get them feckers mixed up
You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet I’ll be singing that all day now
Oh thank feck I was half right
Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though "
Nope I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry beware, general public! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak
Ah I always get them feckers mixed up
You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet I’ll be singing that all day now
Oh thank feck I was half right
Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though
Nope I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry beware, general public!"
Well the sun will be shining where ever you are  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? " you want a cackle berry aswell |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak
Ah I always get them feckers mixed up
You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet I’ll be singing that all day now
Oh thank feck I was half right
Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though
Nope I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry beware, general public!
Well the sun will be shining where ever you are " the sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got his hat on and misstress wants to play |
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak
Ah I always get them feckers mixed up
You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet I’ll be singing that all day now
Oh thank feck I was half right
Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though
Nope I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry beware, general public!
Well the sun will be shining where ever you are the sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got his hat on and misstress wants to play"
Aha! The sun always shines on tv  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell"
What are these southern berries you speak off? |
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Morning cosmos, _oddy, mistress & lexie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak
Ah I always get them feckers mixed up
You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet I’ll be singing that all day now
Oh thank feck I was half right
Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though
Nope I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry beware, general public!
Well the sun will be shining where ever you are the sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got his hat on and misstress wants to play"
Mistress is on second cup of coffee...soon be time to pay a visit  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?" do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak
Ah I always get them feckers mixed up
You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet I’ll be singing that all day now
Oh thank feck I was half right
Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though
Nope I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry beware, general public!
Well the sun will be shining where ever you are the sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got his hat on and misstress wants to play
Aha! The sun always shines on tv "
Feck off Paul. ..but good morning to you  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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Good morning sexy Paul xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms "
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet " ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything"
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky " don't give me that angelic look madam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky don't give me that angelic look madam" Ok would that be a runny premature chicken breast?  |
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"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast? "
It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs  |
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"Good morning sexy Paul xxx"
Morning _oddy xx |
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"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment
So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?
Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that
Good morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning? take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs
Oh you know me so well
In my best Elaine Paige voice
Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak
Ah I always get them feckers mixed up
You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet I’ll be singing that all day now
Oh thank feck I was half right
Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though
Nope I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry beware, general public!
Well the sun will be shining where ever you are the sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got his hat on and misstress wants to play
Aha! The sun always shines on tv
Feck off Paul. ..but good morning to you "
Morning D  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?
It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs " aye can't beat a lily savage brekky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?
It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs "
They always kick off my morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?
It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs aye can't beat a lily savage brekky"
Careful....I don't want that bloody label.
I sound nowt like a fecking scouse  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?
It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs aye can't beat a lily savage brekky
Careful....I don't want that bloody label.
I sound nowt like a fecking scouse " I was told you were her sister  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning all...
Coffee and bacon buttie time?
It's suddenly gone all cold here..
Can someone turn the sun up a bit please... |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"you have never said we cant sing
It's what you sung about ffs "
Wot....D****** Queen?...  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Morning ms satins I think we should have a abba day |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!
Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!
Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando? "
*not aero, that's chocolate...are*  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?
It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs aye can't beat a lily savage brekky
Careful....I don't want that bloody label.
I sound nowt like a fecking scouse I was told you were her sister "
Who the feck told you that...bet it was that fecking stamp bloke  |
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"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!
Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?
*not aero, that's chocolate...are* "
Morning _amiss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all...
Coffee and bacon buttie time?
It's suddenly gone all cold here..
Can someone turn the sun up a bit please..."
Morning hine...don't fall for _oddy bullshit..it's a egg if she asks
And lexi should be along to turn the sun up soon  |
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"Morning all...
Coffee and bacon buttie time?
It's suddenly gone all cold here..
Can someone turn the sun up a bit please..."
Morning hine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you have never said we cant sing
It's what you sung about ffs
Wot....D****** Queen?... "
Washington your mouth out...maybe the wrong words..as last time I heard them I went on my hols just after  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Abba are my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando? "
Twirls In. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"--- Twirls back out.
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Make sure that bloody door is shut _oddy feckers are sneaking in from that thread |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!
Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?
*not aero, that's chocolate...are*
Morning _amiss "
Morning hun!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!
Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?
*not aero, that's chocolate...are*
Morning _amiss "
Morning lovely Paul  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Twirls back in. Throws glitter.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgetting my manners
Morning _amiss  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"you have never said we cant sing
It's what you sung about ffs
Wot....D****** Queen?...
Washington your mouth out...maybe the wrong words..as last time I heard them I went on my hols just after "
Don't call me Washington, my name's not Denzil!  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Twirls back out leaving glittery fabulosity everywhere.  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"--- Twirls back out.
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Ooh...you're making me dizzy!...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twirls back in. Throws glitter. "
Look _oddy It's your bloody thread..control it ffs |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Forgetting my manners
Morning _amiss "
Morning hun!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you have never said we cant sing
It's what you sung about ffs
Wot....D****** Queen?...
Washington your mouth out...maybe the wrong words..as last time I heard them I went on my hols just after
Don't call me Washington, my name's not Denzil! "
Fs that's that Paul Smith at it again  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Twirls back in. Throws glitter.
Look _oddy It's your bloody thread..control it ffs"
She's disappeared somewhere..  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"you have never said we cant sing
It's what you sung about ffs
Wot....D****** Queen?...
Washington your mouth out...maybe the wrong words..as last time I heard them I went on my hols just after
Don't call me Washington, my name's not Denzil!
Fs that's that Paul Smith at it again "
Hahaha  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Twirly twirly glittery Twirls of fabulosity. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twirls back in. Throws glitter.
Look _oddy It's your bloody thread..control it ffs
She's disappeared somewhere.. "
Bloody opportunists from that thread taking advantage just cos she's stuck on loo  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Twirly twirly glittery Twirls of fabulosity. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! "
Steady you'll fall over, or Mistress might trip you up!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Twirls back in. Throws glitter.
Look _oddy It's your bloody thread..control it ffs
She's disappeared somewhere..
Bloody opportunists from that thread taking advantage just cos she's stuck on loo "
Excuses, excuses eh?!  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"--- Twirls back out.
Ooh...you're making me dizzy!... "
You in a dizzy place? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"--- Twirls back out.
Ooh...you're making me dizzy!...
You in a dizzy place? "
Feels like I'm on a fair ride with all your twirling!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!"
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"--- Twirls back out.
Ooh...you're making me dizzy!...
You in a dizzy place?
Feels like I'm on a fair ride with all your twirling! "
It's give me a fecking headache  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Twirls back in. Throws glitter.
Look _oddy It's your bloody thread..control it ffs
She's disappeared somewhere..
Bloody opportunists from that thread taking advantage just cos she's stuck on loo " I was sorting daughters dressing out for her |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready "
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too! "
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas"
Your learning girl  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor "
Who's that? May I ask?  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? " meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?
It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs aye can't beat a lily savage brekky
Careful....I don't want that bloody label.
I sound nowt like a fecking scouse I was told you were her sister
Who the feck told you that...bet it was that fecking stamp bloke " yes it was  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas"
Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.
Nips out to restock on glitter.  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas
Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.
Nips out to restock on glitter. " sticks invisable tape all over the door frame |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"sticks invisable tape all over the door frame"
Throws glitter in the window & all over the invisible carpet tape. There... a nice glittery door frame. Never let anyone steal your glitter!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? "
I've been sworn to secretion  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty
Any mushrooms? you want a cackle berry aswell
What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms
Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything
Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?
It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs aye can't beat a lily savage brekky
Careful....I don't want that bloody label.
I sound nowt like a fecking scouse I was told you were her sister
Who the feck told you that...bet it was that fecking stamp bloke yes it was "
Tell him he's a bloody gobshite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas
Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.
Nips out to restock on glitter. sticks invisable tape all over the door frame"
The feckers still getting in _oddy  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me " drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me "
Haha, now we know your secret!  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas
Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.
Nips out to restock on glitter. sticks invisable tape all over the door frame
The feckers still getting in _oddy " not for much longer he aint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies"
I need a bloody fag  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask?
I've been sworn to secretion " youve been swearing alright  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies
I need a bloody fag " here you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me
Haha, now we know your secret! "
Tell her bugger all _amiss...her and the stamp bloke are a proper pair of gobshites  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas
Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.
Nips out to restock on glitter. sticks invisable tape all over the door frame
The feckers still getting in _oddy not for much longer he aint"
Have you grassed the fecker up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask?
I've been sworn to secretion youve been swearing alright "
I only use the letter u in bugger though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies
I need a bloody fag here you are "
Long draw...I bloody needed that  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies
I need a bloody fag here you are
Long draw...I bloody needed that " can see your wearing your knee lengh drawers harvest festivals there called all is safely gathered in |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas
Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.
Nips out to restock on glitter. sticks invisable tape all over the door frame
The feckers still getting in _oddy not for much longer he aint
Have you grassed the fecker up " he will be tarred up i know what hes after and he aint getting it |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me
Haha, now we know your secret!
Tell her bugger all _amiss...her and the stamp bloke are a proper pair of gobshites "
Haha!  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me
Haha, now we know your secret!
Tell her bugger all _amiss...her and the stamp bloke are a proper pair of gobshites
Haha! " pssst _amiss whispers in ear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas
Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.
Nips out to restock on glitter. sticks invisable tape all over the door frame
The feckers still getting in _oddy not for much longer he aint
Have you grassed the fecker up he will be tarred up i know what hes after and he aint getting it"
Your right...keep them fags for us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!
Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready
Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!
I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor
Who's that? May I ask? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies
I need a bloody fag here you are
Long draw...I bloody needed that can see your wearing your knee lengh drawers harvest festivals there called all is safely gathered in "
Oi I'll have you know I only wear little silky numbers  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"not for much longer he aint"
GLITTER! Everywhere.
This place needs a Deep Clean!
Wanders off to other threafs to throw glitter. Just cos.  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"not for much longer he aint
GLITTER! Everywhere.
This place needs a Deep Clean!
Wanders off to other threafs to throw glitter. Just cos. " finds hes walked into the celler
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better!  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better! " chains random up and strips him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better! chains random up and strips him"
Don't that's what he bloody wants  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better! chains random up and strips him
Don't that's what he bloody wants " and if we get ruddy tar on that posh suit he will sue better to have a feathered winkie |
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over a year ago
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"Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better! chains random up and strips him
Don't that's what he bloody wants and if we get ruddy tar on that posh suit he will sue better to have a feathered winkie"
Ah you got it covered girl
I'm nipping off now in the knowledge it's in safe hands  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better! chains random up and strips him
Don't that's what he bloody wants and if we get ruddy tar on that posh suit he will sue better to have a feathered winkie
Ah you got it covered girl
I'm nipping off now in the knowledge it's in safe hands " hehe its in a cage passes the key |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"and if we get ruddy tar on that posh suit he will sue better to have a feathered winkie"
That “posh suit” is a tuxedo Voddypenny.  |
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over a year ago
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"Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx"
Sorry _oddy...been a long day
Strong with cream no sugar please...
And throw a steak on the grill x |
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"Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx
Sorry _oddy...been a long day
Strong with cream no sugar please...
And throw a steak on the grill x"
Is there a veggie alternative? |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx
Sorry _oddy...been a long day
Strong with cream no sugar please...
And throw a steak on the grill x" chips and mushrooms with it |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Where'd everybody go?! " looking for you |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
stuffed mushrooms and cous cous cosmo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X " phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
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"stuffed mushrooms and cous cous cosmo"
Oh that sounds fabulous darling.  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
HMMMMM JUST seen mistress on the tele |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx
Sorry _oddy...been a long day
Strong with cream no sugar please...
And throw a steak on the grill x
Is there a veggie alternative? "
Yeah my soup I told you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening all
How are we all? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x"
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HMMMMM JUST seen mistress on the tele"
Fecking liar...next you'll be saying your watching crime watch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's see it soxy can make a guest appearance before he buggers off  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"HMMMMM JUST seen mistress on the tele
Fecking liar...next you'll be saying your watching crime watch " i bloody did funny girls in blackpool so ner |
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"Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx
Sorry _oddy...been a long day
Strong with cream no sugar please...
And throw a steak on the grill x
Is there a veggie alternative?
Yeah my soup I told you "
Yummy  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X " we will hide you |
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"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X "
I'll hang on tight to you so they can't make you go away.  |
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"HMMMMM JUST seen mistress on the tele
Fecking liar...next you'll be saying your watching crime watch i bloody did funny girls in blackpool so ner"
He he  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you"
Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you
Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar " have you been and fed him |
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"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you
Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X
I'll hang on tight to you so they can't make you go away. "
You keep your bloody hands...........on me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you
Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar have you been and fed him"
Nah been bloody busy.....did you feather his.......  |
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"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X
I'll hang on tight to you so they can't make you go away.
You keep your bloody hands...........on me "
I've got two hands so one for each of you?  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you
Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar have you been and fed him
Nah been bloody busy.....did you feather his....... " yep then put it in a cage i did give you the key for it then i put porn on the telly lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X
I'll hang on tight to you so they can't make you go away.
You keep your bloody hands...........on me
I've got two hands so one for each of you? "
Ok the more the merrier as _oddys busy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blimey I can’t make sense of what’s happening here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you
Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar have you been and fed him
Nah been bloody busy.....did you feather his....... yep then put it in a cage i did give you the key for it then i put porn on the telly lmao"
Well leave the fecker there for a few more threads  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blimey I can’t make sense of what’s happening here "
Welcome to the madhouse lexi  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x
Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you
Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar have you been and fed him
Nah been bloody busy.....did you feather his....... yep then put it in a cage i did give you the key for it then i put porn on the telly lmao
Well leave the fecker there for a few more threads " it only needed one small feather |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Voddy lmfao |
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