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By * Willis OP Man over a year ago

London

OMFG IS EVERYONE OK OUT THERE?

I’ve killed 15 Zombies already.

WTF ARE THEY ALL CARRYING SWEETS???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't worry mate you did the right thing, they only selling illegal drugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm safe. I've shut all my windows and doors, put the deadlocks on and turned my lights off to make sure the house looks empty. I seem to be doing okay, zombies walk past.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm safe ... my cauldron is bubbling

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By *easingtessWoman over a year ago

waterford

Could you kill the fecking spiders for me. To say I've seen 3 big ones in my house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could you kill the fecking spiders for me. To say I've seen 3 big ones in my house."

Sure, I'll come round....but is your scared of their 8 legs, you'll be terrified of my two hands.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the security door at this time of year. Buzzer off and no fucks given!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a sweet gathering zombie. Don't bonk me on the head

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Water cannons are poised, ready for any small scary monsters...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m out in the wild streets of SW London, but I’m on my motorbike so speeding past them all, but I can hear their deathly shrieks and wails...

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

The joys of being in the country!

The zombies seem to stay where there are pavements and street lights.

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By * Willis OP Man over a year ago

London

"I am a sweet gathering zombie. Don't bonk me on the head "

You don’t like your head being bonked no?

Bonked...I haven’t used that word since I was 15

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a sweet gathering zombie. Don't bonk me on the head

You don’t like your head being bonked no?

Bonked...I haven’t used that word since I was 15

Bonking behind the bike sheds

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By *aelawMan over a year ago

Paisley

OMFG IS EVERYONE OK OUT THERE?

I’ve killed 15 Zombies already.

WTF ARE THEY ALL CARRYING SWEETS???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could you kill the fecking spiders for me. To say I've seen 3 big ones in my house."

Ummm.

No.

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been a tough night. My brother turned and I had to put him down

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Been a tough night. My brother turned and I had to put him down

That is a shame. Could you have used him as a minion?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been a tough night. My brother turned and I had to put him down

That is a shame. Could you have used him as a minion?"
I suggested that but he didn't want to be painted yellow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ran out of sweets mid huge gang of kids. They threatened to egg my car.

I turned into She Hulk.

Nobody threatens my car!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ran out of sweets mid huge gang of kids. They threatened to egg my car.

I turned into She Hulk.

Nobody threatens my car!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I ate half my stash and now dead people keep knocking on my door...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our darkened 'pretend we're not in when we're really upstairs fucking' house did not deter a mini zombie doll and the gruffalos flipping child from trying to smash our front door down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought it was safe to walk the dog but no there everywhere only just escaped but now there banging my door trying to get in HELP

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By * Willis OP Man over a year ago

London

"I am a sweet gathering zombie. Don't bonk me on the head

You don’t like your head being bonked no?

Bonked...I haven’t used that word since I was 15

Bonking behind the bike sheds

Pmsl

I only got kisses behind the bike shed I obviously went to the wrong school