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over a year ago
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Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?
Yes and I've got a full sack.  "
I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom  |
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Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?
Yes and I've got a full sack.
I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom "
Are you asking Santa to wipe his cock on the curtains on his way out?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?
Yes and I've got a full sack.
I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom
Are you asking Santa to wipe his cock on the curtains on his way out? "
It would give me a good excuse to get rid of them. They're awful |
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Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?
Yes and I've got a full sack.
I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom
Are you asking Santa to wipe his cock on the curtains on his way out?
It would give me a good excuse to get rid of them. They're awful "
You could just dab it off with a damp cloth. 
This isn't in the Christmas spirit is it? |
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Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?
Yes and I've got a full sack.
I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom
Are you asking Santa to wipe his cock on the curtains on his way out?
It would give me a good excuse to get rid of them. They're awful
You could just dab it off with a damp cloth.
This isn't in the Christmas spirit is it? "
Maybe if she left a mince pie, a glass of sherry and a carrot out it would feel more festive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?
Yes and I've got a full sack.
I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom
Are you asking Santa to wipe his cock on the curtains on his way out?
It would give me a good excuse to get rid of them. They're awful
You could just dab it off with a damp cloth.
This isn't in the Christmas spirit is it?
Maybe if she left a mince pie, a glass of sherry and a carrot out it would feel more festive? "
I don't like Sherry |
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over a year ago
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"Well it's coming around fast and I must admit I bloody love this time of year..
Roll on the snow
Don't roll on it, snow angel in it. 
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Not the yellow snow. |
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"I hate Christmas Day!!
The shops are closed.
The take-aways are closed.
The pubs are closed.
There’s no football on. "
You can go to a boozer in the day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well it's coming around fast and I must admit I bloody love this time of year..
Roll on the snow
Don't roll on it, snow angel in it.
Not the yellow snow."
I won't do that again. |
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"I hate Christmas Day!!
The shops are closed.
The take-aways are closed.
The pubs are closed.
There’s no football on.
You can go to a boozer in the day."
My local is only open for a couple of hours. Terrible!! |
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"Well it's coming around fast and I must admit I bloody love this time of year..
Roll on the snow"
It's more typical to get snow in January/February rather than Christmas. |
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