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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Fridays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m d*unk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear "
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim x "
You're the first to post, RJ. Congratulations and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk. "
I wish I was  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Woooo hooooo!"
Woo hoo! And good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinky. Smileyface |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum. "
And whys that lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk. "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Happy Friday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
I wish I was "
I’m d*unk enough for both of us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
And whys that lol "
Ask me, and find out... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Happy Friday."
Aghhhh |
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Before I go to the land of nod..Hiii  |
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"Good evening Jim x
You're the first to post, RJ. Congratulations and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. x"
Do I win extra cuddles?  |
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum. "
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking  |
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Estella, step away from the keyboard before it's too late  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jethro, peepsies "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. It's not just your birthday on the 15th. Shrewsbury's Christmas lights are switched on too. Exciting times. Up yer bum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking "
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Estella, step away from the keyboard before it's too late "
Nooooooooo!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Moriarty. Smileyface |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!! "
Fancy a fuck?  |
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!! "
Ok  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!! "
Like truth or dare |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
And whys that lol
Ask me, and find out..."
Just remember, there are truths and then there are the morning after terrible flashbacks when you realise you told someone that a mutual friend fancies them. Whilst said mutual friend was sober and stood behind you horrified because they already knew it wasn't reciprocated. I am the world's shittest cupid.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sweet cheeks
How are you? "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening,. Buxom. I'm not too bad, thanks. How's your week been? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Fancy a fuck? "
Yeaaaaaaahhhh I do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good evening Jim, how has your Friday been? I'm just watching 'the world trade centre ' on tv and have a nice cup of tea x |
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"Jethro, peepsies
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. It's not just your birthday on the 15th. Shrewsbury's Christmas lights are switched on too. Exciting times. Up yer bum."
But mine deserves a national holiday.
Up yer bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Ok "
Dare you! Anything!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Like truth or dare "
Yes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Change. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Happy Friday.
Aghhhh"
Are you in a dentist's chair? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Sweet cheeks
How are you?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening,. Buxom. I'm not too bad, thanks. How's your week been? x"
It's over thankfully. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
And whys that lol
Ask me, and find out...
Just remember, there are truths and then there are the morning after terrible flashbacks when you realise you told someone that a mutual friend fancies them. Whilst said mutual friend was sober and stood behind you horrified because they already knew it wasn't reciprocated. I am the world's shittest cupid. "
I’m a good d*unk. I only embarrass myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still @ work
Don't finish till 2am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Before I go to the land of nod..Hiii "
Howdy Rowdy, sleep well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Happy Friday.
Aghhhh
Are you in a dentist's chair?"
Wanna drill me?  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Fancy a fuck?
Yeaaaaaaahhhh I do!"
Get here then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Like truth or dare
Yes!"
Mmmmmmmmmmmm  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim x
You're the first to post, RJ. Congratulations and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. x
Do I win extra cuddles? "
*Opens arms* |
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Ok
Dare you! Anything!! "
I can't think of anything and even if I did I wouldn't say because this could turn odd  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Fancy a fuck?
Yeaaaaaaahhhh I do!
Get here then "
On my way. Where is this Shrewsbury place? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Like truth or dare
Yes!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm "
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"I’m a good d*unk. I only embarrass myself "
Dancing on tables in restaurants? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Ok
Dare you! Anything!!
I can't think of anything and even if I did I wouldn't say because this could turn odd "
very diplomatic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Fancy a fuck?
Yeaaaaaaahhhh I do!
Get here then
On my way. Where is this Shrewsbury place?"
You will go past mine on the way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a good d*unk. I only embarrass myself
Dancing on tables in restaurants?"
Wasn’t me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Fancy a fuck?
Yeaaaaaaahhhh I do!
Get here then
On my way. Where is this Shrewsbury place?
You will go past mine on the way "
Ah thattaway  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
Evening Jim and all
I've had a splendid day, flirting all day on here
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"I’m a good d*unk. I only embarrass myself
Dancing on tables in restaurants?
Wasn’t me."
Do you have a collection of traffic cones and related paraphernalia? |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
Evening Jim. I'm just casually sitting on the end of my bed  |
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"Evening Jim and all
I've had a splendid day, flirting all day on here
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Flirting is good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry Jim. I’m railroading. ‘pologies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Fancy a fuck?
Yeaaaaaaahhhh I do!
Get here then
On my way. Where is this Shrewsbury place?
You will go past mine on the way
Ah thattaway "
You could pop into mine too lol xx |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Evening Jim and all
I've had a splendid day, flirting all day on here
Flirting is good "
Bloody fantastic!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a good d*unk. I only embarrass myself
Dancing on tables in restaurants?
Wasn’t me.
Do you have a collection of traffic cones and related paraphernalia?"
Gosh no, I’m an ethical d*unk. No stolen items. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim, how has your Friday been? I'm just watching 'the world trade centre ' on tv and have a nice cup of tea x "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Friday has been pretty good. What channel is that on? I've got the wireless on. How are you today? x |
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"I’m a good d*unk. I only embarrass myself
Dancing on tables in restaurants?
Wasn’t me.
Do you have a collection of traffic cones and related paraphernalia?
Gosh no, I’m an ethical d*unk. No stolen items."
OK, ummm, run up to a policemen and kissed him? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jethro, peepsies
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. It's not just your birthday on the 15th. Shrewsbury's Christmas lights are switched on too. Exciting times. Up yer bum.
But mine deserves a national holiday.
Up yer bum "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening Jim and the merry band .... I’ve been nerding all day programming a pc and have just watched all next door neighbors fireworks, how nice of them :D anyhoos good day has been had |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry Jim. I’m railroading. ‘pologies "
It's alright, people can talk about anything here. Carry on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ponder Woman. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Fancy a fuck?
Yeaaaaaaahhhh I do!
Get here then
On my way. Where is this Shrewsbury place?
You will go past mine on the way
Ah thattaway "
Near Wales but not in it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sweet cheeks
How are you?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening,. Buxom. I'm not too bad, thanks. How's your week been? x
It's over thankfully. "
It is indeed. Happy Friday! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still @ work
Don't finish till 2am "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dr Tom. Not too long to go. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Happy Friday.
Aghhhh
Are you in a dentist's chair?
Wanna drill me? "
I'm well practiced in DIY. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Sweet cheeks
How are you?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening,. Buxom. I'm not too bad, thanks. How's your week been? x
It's over thankfully.
It is indeed. Happy Friday!"
May your Friday evening by fabulous and safe x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening James, hope you feeling spiffing tonight?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Liggy, Liggy, Liggy. Oi! Oi! Oi! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Ok
Dare you! Anything!!
I can't think of anything and even if I did I wouldn't say because this could turn odd "
Estella goes to the odd Secret Tea Parties. She likes odd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim, how has your Friday been? I'm just watching 'the world trade centre ' on tv and have a nice cup of tea x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Friday has been pretty good. What channel is that on? I've got the wireless on. How are you today? x"
That's good, oh it's on sky cinema. I did have the radio on until I put the tv on. I'm good thanks, though a bit tired tonight x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bon soir!
A night on the new sofa with a few bottles of Prosecco for us. Living the high life  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim and all
I've had a splendid day, flirting all day on here
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. I've been thinking about you. I take it your bonce is feeling better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim. I'm just casually sitting on the end of my bed "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. And you make it look so good.  |
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"I can't think of anything and even if I did I wouldn't say because this could turn odd
Estella goes to the odd Secret Tea Parties. She likes odd."
True, but there's good odd and holy shit odd  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim and the merry band .... I’ve been nerding all day programming a pc and have just watched all next door neighbors fireworks, how nice of them :D anyhoos good day has been had "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mescar. Excellent nerding. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has Estella passed out? "
Possibly. Or she's gone for a kebab. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sweet cheeks
How are you?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening,. Buxom. I'm not too bad, thanks. How's your week been? x
It's over thankfully.
It is indeed. Happy Friday!
May your Friday evening by fabulous and safe x "
x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drinking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening James, hope you feeling spiffing tonight? "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. I'm especially spiffing, I'm spiffing all over the place. How are you, Doc? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim, how has your Friday been? I'm just watching 'the world trade centre ' on tv and have a nice cup of tea x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Friday has been pretty good. What channel is that on? I've got the wireless on. How are you today? x
That's good, oh it's on sky cinema. I did have the radio on until I put the tv on. I'm good thanks, though a bit tired tonight x "
Ah, I don't have the film package. Hopefully you'll feel full of beans tomorrow. x |
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"Drinking "
I'm quaffing
Evening Jim  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bon soir!
A night on the new sofa with a few bottles of Prosecco for us. Living the high life "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anti. That's sounds lovely. Enjoy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't think of anything and even if I did I wouldn't say because this could turn odd
Estella goes to the odd Secret Tea Parties. She likes odd.
True, but there's good odd and holy shit odd "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I’ve just got in from a social, where I was bent I over the bonnet of the car.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Drinking "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Taystee. Succinct, I like it. You don't want to waste drinking time by typin'. Get it down you, bottoms up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim, how has your Friday been? I'm just watching 'the world trade centre ' on tv and have a nice cup of tea x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Friday has been pretty good. What channel is that on? I've got the wireless on. How are you today? x
That's good, oh it's on sky cinema. I did have the radio on until I put the tv on. I'm good thanks, though a bit tired tonight x
Ah, I don't have the film package. Hopefully you'll feel full of beans tomorrow. x"
I think Ive got most of the available packages. Even the sports for my sons. Yes a good nights sleep will do me good x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Drinking
I'm quaffing
Evening Jim "
Oh refined. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Smileyface |
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"I can't think of anything and even if I did I wouldn't say because this could turn odd
Estella goes to the odd Secret Tea Parties. She likes odd.
True, but there's good odd and holy shit odd
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The STP is good odd I must add  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I’ve just got in from a social, where I was bent I over the bonnet of the car. "
I do like you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't think of anything and even if I did I wouldn't say because this could turn odd
Estella goes to the odd Secret Tea Parties. She likes odd.
True, but there's good odd and holy shit odd
The STP is good odd I must add "
Hahahaha, thanks for making that clear. |
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over a year ago
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"I’m d*unk.
Oh
Ohh dear
I know, right.
It’s like truth serum.
Yep. And people wonder why I stopped drinking
I like the risk. Ask me anything people and I’ll fricking tell you!!!
Fancy a fuck?
Yeaaaaaaahhhh I do!
Get here then
On my way. Where is this Shrewsbury place?"
Up west. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz. "
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November. |
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Now that beats going for a kebab
Glad you're ok and at least you ended the night with a bang . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November."
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
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"Where is this Shrewsbury place?
Up west."
Go West - Pet Shop Boys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NZ04BG7TfA |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gerri. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that beats going for a kebab
Glad you're ok and at least you ended the night with a bang ."
I could go a kebab actually. And I’m steely, and hard hearted — nothing hurts me. Obvs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
"
I remembered. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz. "
Big boobie hugs now and more for the morning x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh hi Jim and Willy and others. How are you all tonight? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eeeevening Jim and all you Fabsters  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where is this Shrewsbury place?
Up west.
Go West - Pet Shop Boys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NZ04BG7TfA"
Love it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered."
Oh. That’s made me cry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Big boobie hugs now and more for the morning x "
Fanx xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh hi Jim and Willy and others. How are you all tonight? X"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi and booty. How are you this evening? My willy says, hi! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry. "
And you’re right, it was first week of November last year too. How bizarre. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eeeevening Jim and all you Fabsters "
Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bear.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry. "
*Hugs* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening "
Who are you rolling at? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*"
I hate this year. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh hi Jim and Willy and others. How are you all tonight? X
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi and booty. How are you this evening? My willy says, hi! x"
Im good ish. I have a chest infection and I sound like old Ernie who smoked 40 a day all his life.
Wheezy is sexy right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*
I hate this year. "
It's not been that bad. You've got an awesome new job. I got free Netflix. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh hi Jim and Willy and others. How are you all tonight? X
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi and booty. How are you this evening? My willy says, hi! x
Im good ish. I have a chest infection and I sound like old Ernie who smoked 40 a day all his life.
Wheezy is sexy right? "
Oh yeah, sure. Wheezy is sexy. |
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"Evening
Who are you rolling at?"
Oh you see me now I'm eye rolling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*
I hate this year.
It's not been that bad. You've got an awesome new job. I got free Netflix."
you xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening
Who are you rolling at?
Oh you see me now I'm eye rolling "
As if I'd miss you. Watch this space. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm here first time in ages.
Can't sleep. Despite the drugs.
ptu xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*
I hate this year.
It's not been that bad. You've got an awesome new job. I got free Netflix.
you xx"
You're going to make me cry. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here first time in ages.
Can't sleep. Despite the drugs.
ptu xxx "
PTU, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Smileyface |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Keep watching, Honey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here first time in ages.
Can't sleep. Despite the drugs.
ptu xxx
PTU, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Smileyface"
Shhhhhh your being too cheery. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ponder Woman."
Bumping for, Honey and her buns. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*
I hate this year.
It's not been that bad. You've got an awesome new job. I got free Netflix.
you xx
You're going to make me cry. x"
Can we hug it out?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I’ve just got in from a social, where I was bent I over the bonnet of the car.
I do like you."
Hehe I do like missy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ponder Woman.
Bumping for, Honey and her buns. "
Ohhhhhh Chelsea buns???  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here first time in ages.
Can't sleep. Despite the drugs.
ptu xxx
PTU, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Smileyface
Shhhhhh your being too cheery. Xxx"
Sorry you're not having a good night. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jim...hello... "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening good, Samiss. Smileyface |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*
I hate this year.
It's not been that bad. You've got an awesome new job. I got free Netflix.
you xx
You're going to make me cry. x
Can we hug it out?
"
Of course we can. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I’ve just got in from a social, where I was bent I over the bonnet of the car.
I do like you.
Hehe I do like missy "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*
I hate this year.
It's not been that bad. You've got an awesome new job. I got free Netflix.
you xx
You're going to make me cry. x
Can we hug it out?
Of course we can."
I need a Juddle. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Jim...hello...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening good, Samiss. Smileyface"
Hello  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ponder Woman.
Bumping for, Honey and her buns.
Ohhhhhh Chelsea buns??? "
To be a Chelsea Bun, does the Chelsea Bun have to be made in Chelsea? |
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz. "
Again? . Hope you're ok  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*
I hate this year.
It's not been that bad. You've got an awesome new job. I got free Netflix.
you xx
You're going to make me cry. x
Can we hug it out?
Of course we can.
I need a Juddle. "
I give good Juddle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Again? . Hope you're ok "
You remembered too!
I think I should really stop getting taxis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*
I hate this year.
It's not been that bad. You've got an awesome new job. I got free Netflix.
you xx
You're going to make me cry. x
Can we hug it out?
Of course we can.
I need a Juddle.
I give good Juddle."
It’s coz you’re James! |
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Again? . Hope you're ok
You remembered too!
I think I should really stop getting taxis. "
I didn't realise it was last November but yes I remember worrying about you before  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*
I hate this year.
It's not been that bad. You've got an awesome new job. I got free Netflix.
you xx
You're going to make me cry. x
Can we hug it out?
Of course we can.
I need a Juddle.
I give good Juddle.
It’s coz you’re James! "
That is true. |
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Again? . Hope you're ok
You remembered too!
I think I should really stop getting taxis. "
Or sit in the middle of the big back seat? |
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"Evening all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ponder Woman.
Bumping for, Honey and her buns. "
Okay my bad. I shall take my sleepy self to bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Again? . Hope you're ok
You remembered too!
I think I should really stop getting taxis.
I didn't realise it was last November but yes I remember worrying about you before "
I didn’t remember the timing either but Jim did. It was first week of November. That was horrible, this was not such a problem (except his car did not look good! I was oooooh new uber gotta get home! I’m home now) but the timing is spooky. As is Jim’s memory. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Maybe you shouldn't get taxis in November.
Hang on. Seriously, hang on.
Did you remember that? Hang on, are you remembering last year? Or was that a coincidence, in remembering?
I remembered.
Oh. That’s made me cry.
*Hugs*
I hate this year.
It's not been that bad. You've got an awesome new job. I got free Netflix.
you xx
You're going to make me cry. x
Can we hug it out?
Of course we can.
I need a Juddle.
I give good Juddle.
It’s coz you’re James!
That is true."
Don’t let it be said that I’m not clever. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ponder Woman.
Bumping for, Honey and her buns.
Okay my bad. I shall take my sleepy self to bed "
I could forgive you almost anything. Sleep well. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Again? . Hope you're ok
You remembered too!
I think I should really stop getting taxis.
Or sit in the middle of the big back seat? "
And put a seatbelt on.  |
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Again? . Hope you're ok
You remembered too!
I think I should really stop getting taxis.
I didn't realise it was last November but yes I remember worrying about you before
I didn’t remember the timing either but Jim did. It was first week of November. That was horrible, this was not such a problem (except his car did not look good! I was oooooh new uber gotta get home! I’m home now) but the timing is spooky. As is Jim’s memory. "
It is spooky. Are you really ok? |
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"Or sit in the middle of the big back seat?
And put a seatbelt on. "
That goes without saying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is juddle a Jame cuddle?"
It is a James/Jim cuddle, yes. I just made it up because he’s awesome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Again? . Hope you're ok
You remembered too!
I think I should really stop getting taxis.
I didn't realise it was last November but yes I remember worrying about you before
I didn’t remember the timing either but Jim did. It was first week of November. That was horrible, this was not such a problem (except his car did not look good! I was oooooh new uber gotta get home! I’m home now) but the timing is spooky. As is Jim’s memory.
It is spooky. Are you really ok?"
I am, thanks. Just a bit d*unk and tearful (alcohol is a depressant innit!) and silly and remembering the crap of last year and oh wistful and silly Estella and yeah, I’ll be fine x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or sit in the middle of the big back seat?
And put a seatbelt on.
That goes without saying "
I’m a twit. |
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over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Again? . Hope you're ok
You remembered too!
I think I should really stop getting taxis.
Or sit in the middle of the big back seat?
And put a seatbelt on. "
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"Is juddle a Jame cuddle?
It is a James/Jim cuddle, yes. I just made it up because he’s awesome. "
He does seem rather lovely  |
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"It is spooky. Are you really ok?
I am, thanks. Just a bit d*unk and tearful (alcohol is a depressant innit!) and silly and remembering the crap of last year and oh wistful and silly Estella and yeah, I’ll be fine x"
Ok, I'll send some kmuddles  |
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over a year ago
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I’ve not long since got back from a social where I knew my place  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m alllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiive, despite the car accident I was just in.
We (cab driver and I) just got rammed on my side. Holy massive dent in car. I’m in a new taxi now. I think I might hurt tomorrow, thank god for alcohol as an anaesthetic.
Gee whiz.
Again? . Hope you're ok
You remembered too!
I think I should really stop getting taxis.
Or sit in the middle of the big back seat?
And put a seatbelt on.
Well that was silly."
Did I go from juddle to jpank? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Is juddle a Jame cuddle?
It is a James/Jim cuddle, yes. I just made it up because he’s awesome.
He does seem rather lovely "
Is a jug a James hug? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is spooky. Are you really ok?
I am, thanks. Just a bit d*unk and tearful (alcohol is a depressant innit!) and silly and remembering the crap of last year and oh wistful and silly Estella and yeah, I’ll be fine x
Ok, I'll send some kmuddles "
a kmuddle! |
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over a year ago
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It's the midnight hour! And I've got Top of the Pops on. BBC Four. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is juddle a Jame cuddle?
It is a James/Jim cuddle, yes. I just made it up because he’s awesome.
He does seem rather lovely
Is a jug a James hug?"
I’m jodding my agreement.  |
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Just to take things off at a random tangent, I've inadvertently died my tongue bright blue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the midnight hour! And I've got Top of the Pops on. BBC Four."
What year?!! |
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"It is spooky. Are you really ok?
I am, thanks. Just a bit d*unk and tearful (alcohol is a depressant innit!) and silly and remembering the crap of last year and oh wistful and silly Estella and yeah, I’ll be fine x
Ok, I'll send some kmuddles
a kmuddle!"
It works doesn't it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to take things off at a random tangent, I've inadvertently died my tongue bright blue "
Stop giving smurfs blowjobs you hussy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve not long since got back from a social where I knew my place "
What? Yorkshire? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is juddle a Jame cuddle?
It is a James/Jim cuddle, yes. I just made it up because he’s awesome.
He does seem rather lovely "
He is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's the midnight hour! And I've got Top of the Pops on. BBC Four.
What year?!!"
1984, starting now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kmuddle ©™  |
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"Stop giving smurfs blowjobs you hussy."
That's hysterical  |
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