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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why are paper cuts so freakin' painful

My question to you is, what words do you use as swearing alternatives when your in the presence of people you shouldn't swear in front of?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

badger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a good boy I never fucking swear I think it's the high of fucking ignorance xx

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i swore in front of my granddad and got a slap round the head... wooops

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By *edhotminxWoman over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

"Oh Fluffy Ducks" is a good swear word instead of Oh Fucking Hell. Have used that one many a time. And when they repeat it, everyone thinks it's so cute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My kids laugh when they hear me shout Three B's...... what I really want to say is bloody buggery bollocks...but just say three B's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in Scotland so that doesn't apply!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Oh Fluffy Ducks" is a good swear word instead of Oh Fucking Hell. Have used that one many a time. And when they repeat it, everyone thinks it's so cute.

Im pinching that

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

a woman i know says clucking bell instead of fucking hell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a woman i know says clucking bell instead of fucking hell

did she nick it off blackadder

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By *ooseLipsWoman over a year ago

Durham-ish

Fricken and Tossers

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

I just find myself apologising to the ladies in my office when I let rip

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By *evilwolfCouple over a year ago

Leicestershire

"I'm a good boy I never fucking swear I think it's the high of fucking ignorance xx

Us two too, but when we do, Devil says 'fetch' and I say 'footballs' instead of feck....

lol

wolf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stubbed my toe in front of a customer and shouted Mother Hubbard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pigs bottoms and shoot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooooooooo! H......orlicks!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ooooooooo! H......orlicks!!

Ohhhh, Sh....urely not...

oOooooohhhhh, Sh.... ugar Puffs....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I try my best not to swear in front of children.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Jings!

Crivens!

The Scots will know what I mean!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am only allowed to swear during sexual encounters.. any other times and I would get punished.. so I tend to substitute everything for sugar.. or bum.. lol

or frigging.. lol

Cali

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By *unPeteMan over a year ago

Near Bristol

Oh fiddle-sticks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'a a big fan of the old father ted "feck"

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By *icheekyMan over a year ago

Birmingham