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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so I'm starting a Fab commune in Alaska, I need people with skills to come with me.
I'm good at shooting so can kill the animals for food, i also offer myself as a hot water bottle in the cold nights. who's with me and what skills can you bring to build the camp and keep it going?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so I'm starting a Fab commune in Alaska, I need people with skills to come with me.
I'm good at shooting so can kill the animals for food, i also offer myself as a hot water bottle in the cold nights. who's with me and what skills can you bring to build the camp and keep it going?
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I'm an engineer so I've got fixing things covered, I'm not a bad shot either  Kitten also makes an excellent personal heater 
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Hunt and fish and forage. Gut, clean and butcher. Preserve food and cook it, clean up afterwards.
General maintenance.
Can't sing or dance but know a few ghost stories so don't put me down for entertainment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jizzy and I can set up a cricket team if thats any good?
If you're in Alaska you'll need a bit of civility!!!
I could possibly learn to be a Polar Bear whisperer...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jizzy and I can set up a cricket team if thats any good?
If you're in Alaska you'll need a bit of civility!!!
I could possibly learn to be a Polar Bear whisperer......"
Ok you're on, but you need to carve your own bat and ball and those stick thingies!  |
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"Jizzy and I can set up a cricket team if thats any good?
If you're in Alaska you'll need a bit of civility!!!
I could possibly learn to be a Polar Bear whisperer......"
Put me down for ice cricket and non ice hockey.
We could take the class instead of yoga or line dance fitness or something.
We'd have to castrate a buffalo for a ball and I bet if the ball got smacked into the bushes the males from the herd would be the first to look for the lost ball.
If I was a male buffalo and having seen where we got the ball from I know I'd be in to help straight away. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well I am a real butcher so need I say more ( but leave my dog alone or I will butcher you  "
The dog can be our guard dog to alert us to bears and wolves. But a butcher very much needed thank you, any good at butchering a moose or bear?
Anyone good at sewing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was a survival skills instructed in the RAF (escape and evasion) for a few years.
Can build a shelter, light a fire without matches, trap, kill, prepare and cook pretty much anything. Filter water forage edible plant and fungi.
But if it’s Alaska, I want first dibs on hot water bottle volunteers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was a survival skills instructed in the RAF (escape and evasion) for a few years.
Can build a shelter, light a fire without matches, trap, kill, prepare and cook pretty much anything. Filter water forage edible plant and fungi.
But if it’s Alaska, I want first dibs on hot water bottle volunteers"
You my dear are very welcome! With that skill set I will keep you very warm at night, as I'm sure a few others will too! |
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Hi , Have spent the last 4 Summers in Alaska Touring and Fishing , not hunting i am afraid , out of season , but have done so in the past , come face to face with quite a few Black and Grizzly Bears , so that doesn't scare me ,Fantastic country , would love to join you on this adventure , |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi , Have spent the last 4 Summers in Alaska Touring and Fishing , not hunting i am afraid , out of season , but have done so in the past , come face to face with quite a few Black and Grizzly Bears , so that doesn't scare me ,Fantastic country , would love to join you on this adventure , "
Excellent, a seasoned professional! You are very welcome!  |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Ok so I'm starting a Fab commune in Alaska, I need people with skills to come with me.
I'm good at shooting so can kill the animals for food, i also offer myself as a hot water bottle in the cold nights. who's with me and what skills can you bring to build the camp and keep it going?
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Can you not do it somewhere warm instead  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok so I'm starting a Fab commune in Alaska, I need people with skills to come with me.
I'm good at shooting so can kill the animals for food, i also offer myself as a hot water bottle in the cold nights. who's with me and what skills can you bring to build the camp and keep it going?
Can you not do it somewhere warm instead "
Nah that's too easy, besides I wanna do snow angels! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a gas man, some I'm pretty handy at tweaking those nipples up and down to create the right amount of heat "
Good skills, these hot water bottles need turning on, erm up, so tweak away! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m a nurse so can provide paracetamol, tubigrip and of course bed baths x"
Just what we need thank you, I'm sure you will be very busy giving bed baths! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have questionable physical skills but I can offer emotional support for the transition and act as a morale booster in general. "
Welcome Rubi i feel better already as I'm sure the other commune members will agree! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Alaska! It's just sooo cold up there. Would we ever need to go outside for anything? I could be guardian of the fire "
Ok you can be the fire feeder but you must keep it going night and day in Alaska.
I'm thinking we need to build a fire powered hot tub though... |
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"Well I am a real butcher so need I say more ( but leave my dog alone or I will butcher you
The dog can be our guard dog to alert us to bears and wolves. But a butcher very much needed thank you, any good at butchering a moose or bear? I can butcher anything !!
Anyone good at sewing? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alaska! It's just sooo cold up there. Would we ever need to go outside for anything? I could be guardian of the fire
Ok you can be the fire feeder but you must keep it going night and day in Alaska.
I'm thinking we need to build a fire powered hot tub though..."
Ooh I have worked a fire hot tub,it was like a bubbling cauldron. I'm good at that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ooh I have worked a fire hot tub,it was like a bubbling cauldron. I'm good at that "
Great news! Though not quite boiling as we don't want to cook ourselves!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am a human radiator, can cook with limited ingredients and am pretty good with tools and at carting stuff about "
Wow! You are going to prove invaluable to the commune! I just need to test out your heat giving qualities first.. come over to the hammock.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm pretty surgical with my shotguns. Handy at prepping killed game. Am an expert bodger up of stuff. Problem solving comes naturally. I'm also a human hot water bottle so get snuggle in and your guaranteed warmth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm pretty surgical with my shotguns. Handy at prepping killed game. Am an expert bodger up of stuff. Problem solving comes naturally. I'm also a human hot water bottle so get snuggle in and your guaranteed warmth. "
A brilliant all rounder, welcome to Alaska! Once I've tested your heat giving abilities there's some moose needs chopping up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a human radiator, can cook with limited ingredients and am pretty good with tools and at carting stuff about
Wow! You are going to prove invaluable to the commune! I just need to test out your heat giving qualities first.. come over to the hammock.."
Oohh on me way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a human radiator, can cook with limited ingredients and am pretty good with tools and at carting stuff about
Wow! You are going to prove invaluable to the commune! I just need to test out your heat giving qualities first.. come over to the hammock..
Oohh on me way! "
Yes, come to the hammock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I can shoot/hunt, fly planes and helicopters, sail boats, full range of handyman and domestic skills. Survival skills and a wicked sense of humour that takes some getting used to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the idea of a commune but as a vegan, I wouldn't fit in with all you hunters! 
You could be a berry hunter "
I could I could! And I'm a damn good cook too so . . . . maybe I could convert a few carnivores. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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I've been trained to survive in the artic, made and lived in snow holes and I'm a ski instructor. And, ladies, I'd be more than happy to strip you naked if you fall in the ice and get naked with you in a sleeping bag - just to share my body hear with you of course; although, I do have a special plug-in heating rod |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
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"I love the idea of a commune but as a vegan, I wouldn't fit in with all you hunters!
You could be a berry hunter
I could I could! And I'm a damn good cook too so . . . . maybe I could convert a few carnivores. "
As long as you don't serve up wild potatoe plant we'll all be ok. Otherwise we'll be doing a Chris Macandlass in Alaska |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Oops I fell asleep on my painkillers, it seems the camp is running well, hatter taken control of hammock duties, we have a new animal trainer for the dog sled team, very invaluable in this landscape!
I could just do with a doctor or nurse please.. And a little moose stew to warm me cockles..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi , Have spent the last 4 Summers in Alaska Touring and Fishing , not hunting i am afraid , out of season , but have done so in the past , come face to face with quite a few Black and Grizzly Bears , so that doesn't scare me ,Fantastic country , would love to join you on this adventure , "
Alaska isn't a country its the 49th state of the USA
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All round boy scout here
Welcome taff how would pooch like to become part of the sled team? "
he could be lead dog it's a big country and we are wandering chaps x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We'd need vegans as I'm fucked if I know much about fruits and shoots and things.
Balanced diet and all that.
I can sew sort of. Pluck, skin and prep. Can also cook.
Am also a radiator so housing will be nice and warm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a human radiator, can cook with limited ingredients and am pretty good with tools and at carting stuff about
Wow! You are going to prove invaluable to the commune! I just need to test out your heat giving qualities first.. come over to the hammock..
Oohh on me way!
Yes, come to the hammock. "
Haha! Need to be kept warm, Hatter? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What an amazing set of commune people we have here! We have most bases covered!
The moose has been shot, butchered, simply cooked and eaten, now who's for the hot tub?
( Dumps clothes and runs for it) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stick loves the cool air and excellent hunter fisherman great at making fires house trained to and loves cuddling,should I pack his bags ready lol"
The more the merrier! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stick loves the cool air and excellent hunter fisherman great at making fires house trained to and loves cuddling,should I pack his bags ready lol
The more the merrier! "
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