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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who wants what?

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Amaretto and ice please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants what?

Double JD and Coke pls

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Alcohol infused, honey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diet please, working tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hot orange please...I need something to lubricate my throat it's really sore

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Amaretto and ice please"

Coming up gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants what?

Double JD and Coke pls"

Good choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alcohol infused, honey

I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Diet please, working tomorrow

Boo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants what?

Double JD and Coke pls

Good choice

My only choice...HAS to be double tho

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Alcohol infused, honey

I'm on it

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A hot orange please...I need something to lubricate my throat it's really sore

Oh no! Of course kitten! Boobie snuggles too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants what?

Double JD and Coke pls

Good choice

My only choice...HAS to be double tho

I'm sure we can manage that

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By *ingAlMan over a year ago

hereford

A large merlot for me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alcohol infused, honey

I'm on it

Oh hello

As if by magic!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cup of tea please. Still in recovery from last night lol.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hot orange please...I need something to lubricate my throat it's really sore

Oh no! Of course kitten! Boobie snuggles too?

Only the best, yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large merlot for me x"

Certainly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cup of tea please. Still in recovery from last night lol.

Geeky x"

One brew on its way...milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants what?

Double JD and Coke pls

Good choice

My only choice...HAS to be double tho

I'm sure we can manage that

Actually I’ll swap after a couple to a Remy and

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A hot orange please...I need something to lubricate my throat it's really sore

Oh no! Of course kitten! Boobie snuggles too?

Only the best, yes please

Come here you

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

Mmmmm........morgan spice and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants what?

Double JD and Coke pls

Good choice

My only choice...HAS to be double tho

I'm sure we can manage that

Actually I’ll swap after a couple to a Remy and "

Ffs...you'll have to have both...

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By *quarianwhisperMan over a year ago

Berkshire

Just about to get quadriple captain morgan with

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmmmm........morgan spice and lemonade please

Another good choice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm........morgan spice and lemonade please

Mmmm taste like sherbert

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surprise me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just about to get quadriple captain morgan with

With?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A large Australian Shiraz please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants what?

Double JD and Coke pls

Good choice

My only choice...HAS to be double tho

I'm sure we can manage that

Actually I’ll swap after a couple to a Remy and

Ffs...you'll have to have both...

Fine with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surprise me."

I'm having a bandy and if you fancy joining me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

I want in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large Australian Shiraz please "

Big glass of nice plonk...on its way

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By *amez3115Man over a year ago

narborough

That sounds nice ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody auto correct

Captains and please.

And make it a really large one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

I want in

You want everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's getting towards bed time. Hot chocolate with a shot of Cointreau?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody auto correct

Captains and please.

And make it a really large one"

Coming up lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow, fab don't like the other name for cola

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

I want in

You want everything

I doooo sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's getting towards bed time. Hot chocolate with a shot of Cointreau? "

Any cream?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants what?

"
water please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

I want in

You want everything

I doooo sorry

Bring your drinks....there's a tray over there..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants what?

water please

There's always one...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A large glass of Cabernet Sauvignon please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a 6ft bronzed adonis with an aesthetically pleasing penis and a curvy bi chic please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just my usual water, with ice and a slice please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Large Laphroaig please, no ice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large glass of Cabernet Sauvignon please"

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

I want in

You want everything

I doooo sorry

Bring your drinks....there's a tray over there.. "

Gonna need help only have 2 Hands lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a 6ft bronzed adonis with an aesthetically pleasing penis and a curvy bi chic please? "

Can i just bring a mate with a nice cock over?

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Mc D’s strawberry milkshake lease

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

I want in

You want everything

I doooo sorry

Bring your drinks....there's a tray over there..

Gonna need help only have 2 Hands lol"

Put your dick down...stop tweaking my nipples....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a 6ft bronzed adonis with an aesthetically pleasing penis and a curvy bi chic please?

Can i just bring a mate with a nice cock over?

Know anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paracetamol and water please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a 6ft bronzed adonis with an aesthetically pleasing penis and a curvy bi chic please?

Can i just bring a mate with a nice cock over?

Know anyone?

I might...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a 6ft bronzed adonis with an aesthetically pleasing penis and a curvy bi chic please? "

Will we do?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Paracetamol and water please xx"

Oh dear...here you go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

I want in

You want everything

I doooo sorry

Bring your drinks....there's a tray over there..

Gonna need help only have 2 Hands lol

Put your dick down...stop tweaking my nipples....

I don't want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a 6ft bronzed adonis with an aesthetically pleasing penis and a curvy bi chic please?

Will we do?

Fuzz"

Don't forget to collect strumps en route

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

I want in

You want everything

I doooo sorry

Bring your drinks....there's a tray over there..

Gonna need help only have 2 Hands lol

Put your dick down...stop tweaking my nipples....

I don't want to

Leave the drinks...bloody waste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paracetamol and water please xx

Oh dear...here you go!

Thanks I have a horrid headache xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

I want in

You want everything

I doooo sorry

Bring your drinks....there's a tray over there..

Gonna need help only have 2 Hands lol

Put your dick down...stop tweaking my nipples....

I don't want to

Leave the drinks...bloody waste

I'll down the drinks and carry on tweaking them lovely nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Paracetamol and water please xx

Oh dear...here you go!

Thanks I have a horrid headache xx"

Poor love, hope it eases off for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a 6ft bronzed adonis with an aesthetically pleasing penis and a curvy bi chic please?

Will we do?

Fuzz

Don't forget to collect strumps en route

Of course

We're on our way Rubi

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not fussed about a drink but..

Boobie cuddles?

Will you behave?

Come here then...

I want in

You want everything

I doooo sorry

Bring your drinks....there's a tray over there..

Gonna need help only have 2 Hands lol

Put your dick down...stop tweaking my nipples....

I don't want to

Leave the drinks...bloody waste

I'll down the drinks and carry on tweaking them lovely nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a 6ft bronzed adonis with an aesthetically pleasing penis and a curvy bi chic please?

Will we do?

Fuzz

Don't forget to collect strumps en route

Of course

We're on our way Rubi

Fuzz"

Best day ever!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cup of tea please. Still in recovery from last night lol.

Geeky x

One brew on its way...milk and sugar?"

Milk and three sugars if a massive mug please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cup of tea please. Still in recovery from last night lol.

Geeky x

One brew on its way...milk and sugar?

Milk and three sugars if a massive mug please!"

One brew

And a gert big snuggle for ya too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we out or home drinkies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?"

home drinks I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?"

It's a lounge bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

ohhh lounge bar ok. dress code?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paracetamol and water please xx

Oh dear...here you go!

Thanks I have a horrid headache xx

Poor love, hope it eases off for you

Thanks its been a stressful couple of days but a good nights sleep and I will be fine xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just finished work im having a real ale

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

ohhh lounge bar ok. dress code?"

You've been naked this whole time...what do you care?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

Large glass of red and a pink gin with slimline please. Don't forget one for yourself. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Paracetamol and water please xx

Oh dear...here you go!

Thanks I have a horrid headache xx

Poor love, hope it eases off for you

Thanks its been a stressful couple of days but a good nights sleep and I will be fine xx"

Big huggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

Large glass of red and a pink gin with slimline please. Don't forget one for yourself. x"

Thanks very much my lovelies! I'll have another brandy I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cup of tea please. Still in recovery from last night lol.

Geeky x

One brew on its way...milk and sugar?

Milk and three sugars if a massive mug please!

One brew

And a gert big snuggle for ya too!

Oooooh thank you!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

ohhh lounge bar ok. dress code?

You've been naked this whole time...what do you care?!"

I just want to know who's naked with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cup of tea please. Still in recovery from last night lol.

Geeky x

One brew on its way...milk and sugar?

Milk and three sugars if a massive mug please!

One brew

And a gert big snuggle for ya too!

Oooooh thank you!! Xx"

Welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

Large glass of red and a pink gin with slimline please. Don't forget one for yourself. x

Thanks very much my lovelies! I'll have another brandy I think

You know what they say... brandy makes you .....??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

Large glass of red and a pink gin with slimline please. Don't forget one for yourself. x

Thanks very much my lovelies! I'll have another brandy I think

You know what they say... brandy makes you .....??"

I don't know what they say....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

Large glass of red and a pink gin with slimline please. Don't forget one for yourself. x

Thanks very much my lovelies! I'll have another brandy I think

You know what they say... brandy makes you .....??

I don't know what they say....

Brandy makes you very d*unk and can result in a banging hangover.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see, one of those bars, must be a Cornish franchise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

Large glass of red and a pink gin with slimline please. Don't forget one for yourself. x

Thanks very much my lovelies! I'll have another brandy I think

You know what they say... brandy makes you .....??

I don't know what they say....

Brandy makes you very d*unk and can result in a banging hangover.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I see, one of those bars, must be a Cornish franchise!

Displeased?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see, one of those bars, must be a Cornish franchise!

Displeased?"

can't please em all...he'll have to stand outside whilst the fun goes on inside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

Large glass of red and a pink gin with slimline please. Don't forget one for yourself. x

Thanks very much my lovelies! I'll have another brandy I think

You know what they say... brandy makes you .....??"
handy. I'm always in the mood for DIY after a few.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

Large glass of red and a pink gin with slimline please. Don't forget one for yourself. x

Thanks very much my lovelies! I'll have another brandy I think

You know what they say... brandy makes you .....?? handy. I'm always in the mood for DIY after a few."

Noted...I need some shelves putting up in the new year

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I see, one of those bars, must be a Cornish franchise!

Displeased?

can't please em all...he'll have to stand outside whilst the fun goes on inside

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

I just got in.

Lady Grey please.

Ahh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see, one of those bars, must be a Cornish franchise!

Displeased?"

Where's my drink?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see, one of those bars, must be a Cornish franchise!

Displeased?

Where's my drink?"

in the bar opposite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just got in.

Lady Grey please.

Ahh. "

Coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I see, one of those bars, must be a Cornish franchise!

Displeased?

Where's my drink?"

Shit! Did I miss you?

Only the house with my apologies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I see, one of those bars, must be a Cornish franchise!

Displeased?

Where's my drink?

Shit! Did I miss you?

ON the house with my apologies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see, one of those bars, must be a Cornish franchise!

Displeased?

Where's my drink?

Shit! Did I miss you?

ON the house with my apologies

Most kind, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

ohhh lounge bar ok. dress code?

You've been naked this whole time...what do you care?!

I just want to know who's naked with me

so am I the only naked one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I see, one of those bars, must be a Cornish franchise!

Displeased?

Where's my drink?

Shit! Did I miss you?

ON the house with my apologies

Most kind, thank you.

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

ohhh lounge bar ok. dress code?

You've been naked this whole time...what do you care?!

I just want to know who's naked with me

so am I the only naked one?"

Looks like it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

ohhh lounge bar ok. dress code?

You've been naked this whole time...what do you care?!

I just want to know who's naked with me

so am I the only naked one?

Looks like it...

u not joining?

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"I just got in.

Lady Grey please.

Ahh.

Coming right up!

Oh you. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a 6ft bronzed adonis with an aesthetically pleasing penis and a curvy bi chic please?

Can i just bring a mate with a nice cock over?

Know anyone?

I might...

If not im sure i could find someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

ohhh lounge bar ok. dress code?

You've been naked this whole time...what do you care?!

I just want to know who's naked with me

so am I the only naked one?

Looks like it...

u not joining?"

I'm already in my undercrackers...it is December you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a 6ft bronzed adonis with an aesthetically pleasing penis and a curvy bi chic please?

Can i just bring a mate with a nice cock over?

Know anyone?

I might...

If not im sure i could find someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just got in.

Lady Grey please.

Ahh.

Coming right up!

Oh you. Thank you.

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it last orders yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it last orders yet?

24 hour bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

ohhh lounge bar ok. dress code?

You've been naked this whole time...what do you care?!

I just want to know who's naked with me

so am I the only naked one?

Looks like it...

u not joining?

I'm already in my undercrackers...it is December you know!"

take them offfff.... I'll keep you warm, if not the JD will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it last orders yet?

hope not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it last orders yet?

24 hour bar

fuck yesssss

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By *lackbird1000Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

Caipirinha please !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please ! "

This one's on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

ohhh lounge bar ok. dress code?

You've been naked this whole time...what do you care?!

I just want to know who's naked with me

so am I the only naked one?

Looks like it...

u not joining?

I'm already in my undercrackers...it is December you know!

take them offfff.... I'll keep you warm, if not the JD will "

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we out or home drinkies?

It's a lounge bar

ohhh lounge bar ok. dress code?

You've been naked this whole time...what do you care?!

I just want to know who's naked with me

so am I the only naked one?

Looks like it...

u not joining?

I'm already in my undercrackers...it is December you know!

take them offfff.... I'll keep you warm, if not the JD will

Pervert

GUILTY AS CHARGED

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar..."

only if your helping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

only if your helping?"

Tis my bar remember....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

only if your helping?

Tis my bar remember....

I remember just wanted to make sure not taking a break whilst I serve!! Naked service

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By *illowzWoman over a year ago

Exeter

I'll take a southern comfort and lemonade please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a southern comfort and lemonade please.

single or double babe

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By *illowzWoman over a year ago

Exeter

"I'll take a southern comfort and lemonade please.

single or double babe "

I'll live dangerously and have a double even though I'm working tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a southern comfort and lemonade please.

single or double babe

I'll live dangerously and have a double even though I'm working tomorrow"

work tomoz

triple it is then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

only if your helping?

Tis my bar remember....

Just say the word and trouble makers can be ejected at your request.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

only if your helping?

Tis my bar remember....

Just say the word and trouble makers can be ejected at your request.

woahhh I'm no trouble maker ... just a naked bar tender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

only if your helping?

Tis my bar remember....

Just say the word and trouble makers can be ejected at your request.

woahhh I'm no trouble maker ... just a naked bar tender "

Sorry couldn't see you over the height of the bar, Strump he needs a step

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

only if your helping?

Tis my bar remember....

Just say the word and trouble makers can be ejected at your request.

woahhh I'm no trouble maker ... just a naked bar tender

Sorry couldn't see you over the height of the bar, Strump he needs a step

ouchhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

only if your helping?

Tis my bar remember....

Just say the word and trouble makers can be ejected at your request.

woahhh I'm no trouble maker ... just a naked bar tender

Sorry couldn't see you over the height of the bar, Strump he needs a step

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

only if your helping?

Tis my bar remember....

Just say the word and trouble makers can be ejected at your request.

woahhh I'm no trouble maker ... just a naked bar tender

Sorry couldn't see you over the height of the bar, Strump he needs a step

ouch again...shall I leave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

only if your helping?

Tis my bar remember....

Just say the word and trouble makers can be ejected at your request.

woahhh I'm no trouble maker ... just a naked bar tender

Sorry couldn't see you over the height of the bar, Strump he needs a step

ouch again...shall I leave?"

No...I need you to tend bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar...

only if your helping?

Tis my bar remember....

Just say the word and trouble makers can be ejected at your request.

woahhh I'm no trouble maker ... just a naked bar tender

Sorry couldn't see you over the height of the bar, Strump he needs a step

ouch again...shall I leave?

No...I need you to tend bar

can u get me that step then pleaseee

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By *lackbird1000Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

"
thanks !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

thanks !"

welcome babe

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By *lackbird1000Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar..."
no jumping thanks !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar... no jumping thanks ! "

jumping is allowed...bouncing boobs earns a free drink

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By *lackbird1000Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar... no jumping thanks !

jumping is allowed...bouncing boobs earns a free drink

"
I do not jump I told you ! I buy my own drink thanks! And I do not have bouncing boobs either! I just asked for a drink! Ta!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar... no jumping thanks !

jumping is allowed...bouncing boobs earns a free drink

I do not jump I told you ! I buy my own drink thanks! And I do not have bouncing boobs either! I just asked for a drink! Ta!"

Caipirinha coming up

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By *lackbird1000Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar... no jumping thanks !

jumping is allowed...bouncing boobs earns a free drink

I do not jump I told you ! I buy my own drink thanks! And I do not have bouncing boobs either! I just asked for a drink! Ta!

Caipirinha coming up

"
thank god !!! Thanks very much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar... no jumping thanks !

jumping is allowed...bouncing boobs earns a free drink

I do not jump I told you ! I buy my own drink thanks! And I do not have bouncing boobs either! I just asked for a drink! Ta!

Caipirinha coming up

thank god !!! Thanks very much "

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar... no jumping thanks !

jumping is allowed...bouncing boobs earns a free drink

I do not jump I told you ! I buy my own drink thanks! And I do not have bouncing boobs either! I just asked for a drink! Ta!

Caipirinha coming up

thank god !!! Thanks very much "

Sorry about him...

He's just a little excitable

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By *laymateteeMan over a year ago

Southampton

Single malt on the rocks pls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar... no jumping thanks !

jumping is allowed...bouncing boobs earns a free drink

I do not jump I told you ! I buy my own drink thanks! And I do not have bouncing boobs either! I just asked for a drink! Ta!

Caipirinha coming up

thank god !!! Thanks very much

Sorry about him...

He's just a little excitable

I am

I apologise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Single malt on the rocks pls"

coming up...shot of JD included

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By *laymateteeMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Single malt on the rocks pls

coming up...shot of JD included "

Why would you spoil a single malt with a shot of JD ??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar... no jumping thanks !

jumping is allowed...bouncing boobs earns a free drink

I do not jump I told you ! I buy my own drink thanks! And I do not have bouncing boobs either! I just asked for a drink! Ta!

Caipirinha coming up

thank god !!! Thanks very much

Sorry about him...

He's just a little excitable

I am

I apologise "

Am I gonna have to tie you up in the corner?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please !

This one's on me

You might as well jump behind the bar... no jumping thanks !

jumping is allowed...bouncing boobs earns a free drink

I do not jump I told you ! I buy my own drink thanks! And I do not have bouncing boobs either! I just asked for a drink! Ta!

Caipirinha coming up

thank god !!! Thanks very much

Sorry about him...

He's just a little excitable

I am

I apologise

Am I gonna have to tie you up in the corner?

yessss 10 minute time out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please. "

You...back room...now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

You...back room...now

Is that where you keep the good stuff?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

You...back room...now

Is that where you keep the good stuff?"

yes that's where she keeps me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ice cold beer would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

You...back room...now

Is that where you keep the good stuff?"

That's where I'm gonna keep you up all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

You...back room...now

Is that where you keep the good stuff?

That's where I'm gonna keep you up all night

The boss is back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

You...back room...now

Is that where you keep the good stuff?

That's where I'm gonna keep you up all night

The boss is back

Damn right!

pour me a whiskey boy...ice

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Who wants what?

I’ll have a wank please. Oh wrong place sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

You...back room...now

Is that where you keep the good stuff?

That's where I'm gonna keep you up all night

The boss is back

Damn right!

pour me a whiskey boy...ice

nope no ice it waters it down...boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who wants what?

I’ll have a wank please. Oh wrong place sorry

No no.....don't leave...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

You...back room...now

Is that where you keep the good stuff?

That's where I'm gonna keep you up all night

The boss is back

Damn right!

pour me a whiskey boy...ice

nope no ice it waters it down...boss

I said ice boy!

Make it a double double!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants what?

I’ll have a wank please. Oh wrong place sorry

No no.....don't leave...

actually this is The right place...wank away

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Just thawing out after the walk home from work.

I'd like a nice mug of horlicks, then a bloody large gin please xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

You...back room...now

Is that where you keep the good stuff?

That's where I'm gonna keep you up all night

The boss is back

Damn right!

pour me a whiskey boy...ice

nope no ice it waters it down...boss

I said ice boy!

Make it a double double!"

Times two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

You...back room...now

Is that where you keep the good stuff?

That's where I'm gonna keep you up all night

The boss is back

Damn right!

pour me a whiskey boy...ice

nope no ice it waters it down...boss

I said ice boy!

Make it a double double!"

coming up boss whatever u want

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Who wants what?

I’ll have a wank please. Oh wrong place sorry

No no.....don't leave...

actually this is The right place...wank away"

Well as you’re all so friendly...lays back, spreads legs, checks you all have a decent view...and commences wanking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im getting zero sleep tonight so something to keep me awake please.

You...back room...now

Is that where you keep the good stuff?

That's where I'm gonna keep you up all night

The boss is back

Damn right!

pour me a whiskey boy...ice

nope no ice it waters it down...boss

I said ice boy!

Make it a double double!

Times two

times three I'm having one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just thawing out after the walk home from work.

I'd like a nice mug of horlicks, then a bloody large gin please xx"

I was hoping you'd pop in...

Drink your horlicks gorgeous and then bring your gin in the back....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants what?

I’ll have a wank please. Oh wrong place sorry

No no.....don't leave...

actually this is The right place...wank away

Well as you’re all so friendly...lays back, spreads legs, checks you all have a decent view...and commences wanking

I’m gonna perve

Geeky x

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Gentleman jack please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants what?

I’ll have a wank please. Oh wrong place sorry

No no.....don't leave...

actually this is The right place...wank away

Well as you’re all so friendly...lays back, spreads legs, checks you all have a decent view...and commences wanking

Any refreshment whilst u wank in front of me?

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