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"Do you laugh or push on without acknowledgment ?"
Not really toilet trumps but I have a tendency to have a bit of ibs now and again, I try my hardest to wait for the hand dryer to come on but sometimes it doesn’t happen and what fucks me off, some woman (well girls) will stand outside the cubicle going ‘that’s disgusting!’ And making me feel like absolute, well shit!
I bet their shit doesn’t always smell of roses, shitting is normal, it is part of life, it does smell, why can’t people just keep their mouths shut and not make the person who is sitting in the cubicle who is already embarrassed even more embarrassed, the next person that says something I’m going to say ‘and your shit smells of roses does it?!’
Geeky x |
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"Do you laugh or push on without acknowledgment ?
Not really toilet trumps but I have a tendency to have a bit of ibs now and again, I try my hardest to wait for the hand dryer to come on but sometimes it doesn’t happen and what fucks me off, some woman (well girls) will stand outside the cubicle going ‘that’s disgusting!’ And making me feel like absolute, well shit!
I bet their shit doesn’t always smell of roses, shitting is normal, it is part of life, it does smell, why can’t people just keep their mouths shut and not make the person who is sitting in the cubicle who is already embarrassed even more embarrassed, the next person that says something I’m going to say ‘and your shit smells of roses does it?!’
Geeky x"
Just let a good hard hearty giggle out, you’d be amazed how many people join in ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you laugh or push on without acknowledgment ?
Not really toilet trumps but I have a tendency to have a bit of ibs now and again, I try my hardest to wait for the hand dryer to come on but sometimes it doesn’t happen and what fucks me off, some woman (well girls) will stand outside the cubicle going ‘that’s disgusting!’ And making me feel like absolute, well shit!
I bet their shit doesn’t always smell of roses, shitting is normal, it is part of life, it does smell, why can’t people just keep their mouths shut and not make the person who is sitting in the cubicle who is already embarrassed even more embarrassed, the next person that says something I’m going to say ‘and your shit smells of roses does it?!’
Geeky x
Just let a good hard hearty giggle out, you’d be amazed how many people join in !"
Actually I might go ‘ahhhh oooooh mmmmyy god! That’s so much better...Jesus Christ look at the size of that!’  |
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Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
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"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
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Women eh  |
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"Depends if I'm at home or in a public toilet "
I laugh even if I’m at home alone!
When I was in NYC I found myself caught somewhat short of making it back to my apartment so as I was passing Trump Tower I started to laugh even before I went in. I grinned at the doorman and asked where the restrooms were and then promptly had a giant dose of the runs in Trump Tower. 
It’s just taken me longer than it should have to type this cause it still makes me laugh now!
*makes mental note to try and grow up* |
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"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
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Healthy competition !
“A thunder clap Zeus would be proud of”
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"Depends if I'm at home or in a public toilet
So you only giggle for an audience eh !
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Yeah  . No I try my hardest to be pretty quiet in public loos,I save the giggling when I'm at home with the kid's. |
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"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
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I bet she was so relieved to hear yours she could hold hers in no longer |
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"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
Healthy competition !
“A thunder clap Zeus would be proud of”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
I bet she was so relieved to hear yours she could hold hers in no longer "
I was proud of mine but thoroughly disgusted with hers!  xx |
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By *amissCouple
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"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
Women eh "
Wuzn't me  |
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"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
Women eh
Wuzn't me "
I’d be able to name that tune in one!!!  xx |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
Women eh
Wuzn't me
I’d be able to name that tune in one!!! xx"
Haha |
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"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
Women eh
Wuzn't me "
Pissssss that was though |
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"Well normally outside of my own comfort zone my toileting habits cease........ my sphincter refuses to give way to on coming traffic.
However today imagine my horror when at the public toilets at work I found myself releasing a thunder clap that Zeus would have been proud of!!
Only to be top trumped by the lady in the next cubicle ( biatch ) that was my moment.
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I like to place one foot on the cubicle door, even when I am not using the cubicle. Then I force my fart out to achieve maximum volume, scoop a couple of handfulls of perfumed essence up to my nose, before declaring my appreciation with a loud 'Get out and walk, you Cunt!'
I truly savour my farts but it could explain why I got sacked from B&Q bathroom showroom. |
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