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That random hard-on!

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By *Devil77 OP Man over a year ago

West Midlands

Just sat watching netflix on my day off and out of nowhere,up he pops!

Not embarrassing for me as I'm alone,but own up...who's had the inconveniently timed bones and where...

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Wish I had a cock to know what it's like for it to randomly get hard!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah it happens. Try getting up in front of 30 people to do a presentation when down below you’re suddenly at full mast!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Mate of mine was lead singer of a band. He got a hard on every time they played. It definitely added a lil something to the performance!

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

Delivered a lesson once when a rather endowed lass in the front decided to stretch. I couldn’t help it. Fucking bulge coming through my trousers. Still had half the lesson to go!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My years of diligent chi training has resulted in completely eliminating the sufferance of said embarrassing, impromptu public penile pop-ups.

Mind you, the down side is that I now have permanent priapism when in private

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I've often been described as a 'random hard on'.

I get them when I'm tired and their the best ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get one most days sitting at my desk at work.

I was being teased to death via text whilst on holiday last year and had to quickly grab a towel as I lay on the sun lounger!

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Wish I had a cock to know what it's like for it to randomly get hard! "

Think yourself lucky! On occasion ones winky does not play ball. Salutes when not appropiate and worse doesn't when required!

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