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The Strictly ice dancing..instant coffee with a little co*ky thrown in..#66
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"Hello "Is it milk you're looking for? | |||
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"Hello "Oops what happened to 63, 64, and 65  got my wrong glasses on! | |||
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"Hello
Is it milk you're looking for?"Jiiiiiiiim! No cream actually! | |||
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"So mistress!!! You gave the club secretary the 'full whack!'... Samiss? Have you ever had the full whack? Voddy! Have you ever had the full whack? What does the full whack involve?" I'm yet to have that pleasure, Feliz | |||
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"Hello
Is it milk you're looking for?"Only luke warm tonight jim  | |||
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"So mistress!!! You gave the club secretary the 'full whack!'... Samiss? Have you ever had the full whack? Voddy! Have you ever had the full whack? What does the full whack involve?" Depends what flogger I'm using  | |||
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"So mistress!!! You gave the club secretary the 'full whack!'... Samiss? Have you ever had the full whack? Voddy! Have you ever had the full whack? What does the full whack involve?" a lady never tells young man | |||
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"Hello
Is it milk you're looking for?
Jiiiiiiiim! No cream actually! "Prince - Cream | |||
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"Hello
Is it milk you're looking for?
Only luke warm tonight jim "Oh, howz the toof? | |||
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"Hello
Is it milk you're looking for?
Only luke warm tonight jim "Oh no. | |||
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"Hello
Is it milk you're looking for?
Jiiiiiiiim! No cream actually!
Prince - Cream"No elmlea will do.. | |||
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"Hello
Is it milk you're looking for?
Only luke warm tonight jim
Oh no."Sadly yes  | |||
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"Hello
Is it milk you're looking for?
Only luke warm tonight jim
Oh no.
Sadly yes "Bless ya, all be over tomorrow. | |||
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Anyone for some crunchy veg sticks or peanut brittle? 
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"So mistress!!! You gave the club secretary the 'full whack!'... Samiss? Have you ever had the full whack? Voddy! Have you ever had the full whack? What does the full whack involve?a lady never tells young man" Well Voddy and Samiss our idea and cultured image of a full whack, sounds far more erotic than Mistress D's idea of holding a flogger in her Norah Batty tights...rest assured Voddy and Samiss style lasts  | |||
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"Evening
Anyone for some crunchy veg sticks or peanut brittle?
P x "Evening P! Ooh, veg sticks please, that peanut brittle knocks my fillings out | |||
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"Evening
Anyone for some crunchy veg sticks or peanut brittle?
P x
Evening P! Ooh, veg sticks please, that peanut brittle knocks my fillings out "excellent! Anyone else?
P x | |||
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"Evening
Anyone for some crunchy veg sticks or peanut brittle?
P x "Or an ice cold coca cola from a ice cold glass bottle | |||
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"Evening
Anyone for some crunchy veg sticks or peanut brittle?
P x
Evening P! Ooh, veg sticks please, that peanut brittle knocks my fillings out "Best not give Mistress any peanut brittle, unless she sucks it all night | |||
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"So mistress!!! You gave the club secretary the 'full whack!'... Samiss? Have you ever had the full whack? Voddy! Have you ever had the full whack? What does the full whack involve?a lady never tells young man Well Voddy and Samiss our idea and cultured image of a full whack, sounds far more erotic than Mistress D's idea of holding a flogger in her Norah Batty tights...rest assured Voddy and Samiss style lasts "Oh goody | |||
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"Evening
Anyone for some crunchy veg sticks or peanut brittle?
P x
Or an ice cold coca cola from a ice cold glass bottle "please | |||
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"Evening
Anyone for some crunchy veg sticks or peanut brittle?
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Or an ice cold coca cola from a ice cold glass bottle "Meanie! | |||
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"have a image in me head of mistress all akimmbo in the chair tomorrow "Try nipping yourself really hard, pain can take the image away | |||
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"Evening
Anyone for some crunchy veg sticks or peanut brittle?
P x
Or an ice cold coca cola from a ice cold glass bottle "Just let me finish me wine! | |||
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"have a image in me head of mistress all akimmbo in the chair tomorrow "Mistress better not like the dentists eye out with the 6 inch heels Best go for flats | |||
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"Evening
Anyone for some crunchy veg sticks or peanut brittle?
P x
Or an ice cold coca cola from a ice cold glass bottle
Just let me finish me wine! "Is it cold from the fridge? I do love an ice cold wine
P x | |||
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"have a image in me head of mistress all akimmbo in the chair tomorrow "She'll probably come over all unnecessary | |||
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"have a image in me head of mistress all akimmbo in the chair tomorrow
She'll probably come over all unnecessary "I hope there is no member of staff called unnecessary  | |||
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"Evening
Anyone for some crunchy veg sticks or peanut brittle?
P x
Or an ice cold coca cola from a ice cold glass bottle
Just let me finish me wine!
Is it cold from the fridge? I do love an ice cold wine
P x "It is very cold P | |||
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"have a image in me head of mistress all akimmbo in the chair tomorrow
She'll probably come over all unnecessary
I hope there is no member of staff called unnecessary "Hahaha....there goes the wine, spluttered everywhere... | |||
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"have a image in me head of mistress all akimmbo in the chair tomorrow
She'll probably come over all unnecessary
I hope there is no member of staff called unnecessary "
P x | |||
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"oooooo whats the name of that film bout that dentist" 'You'll just feel a little prick'... | |||
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"oooooo whats the name of that film bout that dentist" The Little Shop of Horrors? | |||
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"oooooo whats the name of that film bout that dentist" Finding Nemo?
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"Marathon Man" Yikes!!! Yeah! Dustin Hoffman | |||
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"Marathon Man" What, the chocolate bar?... | |||
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"Marathon Man" Did you watch that thinking it was some kind of porn movie | |||
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"Bugger me I have a snooze and you're on a new thread... Off to bed now anyway... Nite nite xx" Na night..sleep tight | |||
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"Night night "Nice bum  ... Oops I mean night   | |||
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"Bugger me I have a snooze and you're on a new thread... Off to bed now anyway... Nite nite xx Na night..sleep tight "Night... Zzzzzzz | |||
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"Off to bed, lovelies, see ya the morrow. xx"Night night Samiss x (nice twin)
Feck feck (evil twin) | |||
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"Marathon Man Did you watch that thinking it was some kind of porn movie "i know it scared me | |||
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Until tomorrow, you silver tongued devil | |||
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"I'm off to bed too pack of feckers "night night make sure the bed bugs dont bite | |||
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"Marathon Man Did you watch that thinking it was some kind of porn movie i know it scared me"Not what you thought it was going to be? | |||
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"Marathon Man Did you watch that thinking it was some kind of porn movie i know it scared me
Not what you thought it was going to be?"thought with dustin hoffman had to be good like hell it was | |||
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"Can't get to sleep "felix tell eenie a story | |||
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"Can't get to sleep felix tell eenie a story"Its Feliz! Miss! Feliz! | |||
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"Can't get to sleep felix tell eenie a story"Not too raunchy... I need to sleep  | |||
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"Can't get to sleep felix tell eenie a story"Do you wanr Eenie bored to sleep? | |||
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"Can't get to sleep felix tell eenie a story
Do you wanr Eenie bored to sleep?"So long as I can get to sleep I'm not too fussed tonight | |||
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"Can't get to sleep felix tell eenie a story
Do you wanr Eenie bored to sleep?
So long as I can get to sleep I'm not too fussed tonight "No problem, bedtime story sent, I am sure it will not fail | |||
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"have a image in me head of mistress all akimmbo in the chair tomorrow
She'll probably come over all unnecessary
I hope there is no member of staff called unnecessary "Just spat my tepid coffee out twat | |||
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"Morning Eenie. ...no hangover? "No hangover just running late... Oops | |||
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"Have a good one "A good one what?! | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!"A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour "Will think about you. Not a nice thing but good in the long run 
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Will think about you. Not a nice thing but good in the long run
P x "Better then taking loads of pain killers I suppose And its a back one so it won't ruin my smile | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour "Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then "Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now "Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit "I thought he’d been quiet | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit
I thought he’d been quiet "it wont last | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit "The fecker never give me it 
And it had a bloody gold crown on it | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit
I thought he’d been quiet "I am now....got to wear my back false teeth I can fecking lisp for Britain ffs | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit
I thought he’d been quiet it wont last "Only typing ..fecking speaking is another matter | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit
I thought he’d been quiet
I am now....got to wear my back false teeth I can fecking lisp for Britain ffs "now say after me she sells sea shells on the sea shore | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit
I thought he’d been quiet it wont last
Only typing ..fecking speaking is another matter "You still manage to talk for Britain | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit
I thought he’d been quiet
I am now....got to wear my back false teeth I can fecking lisp for Britain ffs now say after me she sells sea shells on the sea shore "See sells she sells on see saw | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit
I thought he’d been quiet it wont last
Only typing ..fecking speaking is another matter
You still manage to talk for Britain "Shut it woman or I'll type that word in! | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit
I thought he’d been quiet it wont last
Only typing ..fecking speaking is another matter
You still manage to talk for Britain
Shut it woman or I'll type that word in!"what word | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Pop it under your pillow tonight the tooth fairy may visit
I thought he’d been quiet it wont last
Only typing ..fecking speaking is another matter
You still manage to talk for Britain
Shut it woman or I'll type that word in!what word"You'll have to ask pink | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now " Hubby's having one out tomorrow  | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Hubby's having one out tomorrow "I know most will doubt I had one
But yeah I did
Bloody wisdom tooth. ...I'm fecked now | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Hubby's having one out tomorrow
I know most will doubt I had one
But yeah I did
Bloody wisdom tooth. ...I'm fecked now "Haha | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Hubby's having one out tomorrow
I know most will doubt I had one
But yeah I did
Bloody wisdom tooth. ...I'm fecked now "you will be when felixs evil twin finds you he has plans for you apparently | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Hubby's having one out tomorrow
I know most will doubt I had one
But yeah I did
Bloody wisdom tooth. ...I'm fecked now you will be when felixs evil twin finds you he has plans for you apparently"He can feck off
Well next appointment now with a endocrinologist. ....fecking falling apart | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Hubby's having one out tomorrow
I know most will doubt I had one
But yeah I did
Bloody wisdom tooth. ...I'm fecked now you will be when felixs evil twin finds you he has plans for you apparently
He can feck off
Well next appointment now with a endocrinologist. ....fecking falling apart "Me too Mistress. Waiting for appointment for gastro problem s, God knows how long that will take and still under GP for thyroid issues. Pees me off sometimes. | |||
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"and im at the hospital thursday with daughter for a urodynamics thing" Ah, good luck with that | |||
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"Afternoon all... "Afternoon gorgeous, have you recovered after your birthday celebrations? | |||
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"Afternoon all...
Afternoon gorgeous, have you recovered after your birthday celebrations? "Yes thank you... Just tired today but I'm guessing that's my age | |||
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"Afternoon all...
Afternoon gorgeous, have you recovered after your birthday celebrations?
Yes thank you... Just tired today but I'm guessing that's my age "Haha, you're still young! | |||
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"Have a good one
A good one what?!
A good day
Mines not starting off too good
Will be minus a tooth within a hour
Oh bugger that's not good,we know what's going to be on your xmas list this year then
Will it's out...a lot off crunching though as it broke
But out now
Hubby's having one out tomorrow
I know most will doubt I had one
But yeah I did
Bloody wisdom tooth. ...I'm fecked now you will be when felixs evil twin finds you he has plans for you apparently
He can feck off
Well next appointment now with a endocrinologist. ....fecking falling apart
Me too Mistress. Waiting for appointment for gastro problem s, God knows how long that will take and still under GP for thyroid issues. Pees me off sometimes."I know what you mean....bloods today then tablets and more bloods and awaiting another scan. Not been a great day
PS your always peeing off | |||
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"Alert Alert the D word is banned on this thread" Warra bout the M word? | |||
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"Alert Alert the D word is banned on this thread" You mean dash? | |||
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"Alert Alert the D word is banned on this thread You mean dash?" I'm not answering that in my normal way....cant afford a holiday just yet | |||
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"Alert Alert the D word is banned on this thread You mean dash? I'm not answering that in my normal way....cant afford a holiday just yet "I had a nice break | |||
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"Alert Alert the D word is banned on this thread You mean dash? I'm not answering that in my normal way....cant afford a holiday just yet
I had a nice break"A long weekend was it? | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x "It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
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It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers "That sounds shite Mistress | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
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It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers
That sounds shite Mistress "For want of a fecking better word...yeah your right it is | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
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It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers "ur own fault for having fartichoke soup | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
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It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers
That sounds shite Mistress
For want of a fecking better word...yeah your right it is "Hope it improves soon x | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
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It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup"Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
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It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though "Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out? | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x
It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though
Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out?"I fecking hate opening this thread up when I see your the last fecking poster...tw*t | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x
It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though
Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out?
I fecking hate opening this thread up when I see your the last fecking poster...tw*t"I am a 'serial lurker' waiting to pounce, but I do love you | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x
It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though
Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out?
I fecking hate opening this thread up when I see your the last fecking poster...tw*t
I am a 'serial lurker' waiting to pounce, but I do love you "Aw feck! another fab striaght fecker | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x
It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though
Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out?
I fecking hate opening this thread up when I see your the last fecking poster...tw*t
I am a 'serial lurker' waiting to pounce, but I do love you
Aw feck! another fab striaght fecker "Lets hold hands and skip through Saltburn | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x
It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though
Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out?
I fecking hate opening this thread up when I see your the last fecking poster...tw*t
I am a 'serial lurker' waiting to pounce, but I do love you
Aw feck! another fab striaght fecker
Lets hold hands and skip through Saltburn "Skip! With my fecking stilettos on? | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x
It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though
Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out?
I fecking hate opening this thread up when I see your the last fecking poster...tw*t
I am a 'serial lurker' waiting to pounce, but I do love you
Aw feck! another fab striaght fecker
Lets hold hands and skip through Saltburn
Skip! With my fecking stilettos on? "Ok! I'll drag you, caveman style | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x
It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though
Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out?
I fecking hate opening this thread up when I see your the last fecking poster...tw*t
I am a 'serial lurker' waiting to pounce, but I do love you
Aw feck! another fab striaght fecker
Lets hold hands and skip through Saltburn
Skip! With my fecking stilettos on?
Ok! I'll drag you, caveman style "Aw that's ok....fecking wig would come off | |||
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I might be joining you!
It's big enough for 2
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x
It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though
Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out?
I fecking hate opening this thread up when I see your the last fecking poster...tw*t"oi be nice to felix | |||
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x
It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though
Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out?
I fecking hate opening this thread up when I see your the last fecking poster...tw*t
I am a 'serial lurker' waiting to pounce, but I do love you
Aw feck! another fab striaght fecker
Lets hold hands and skip through Saltburn
Skip! With my fecking stilettos on?
Ok! I'll drag you, caveman style
Aw that's ok....fecking wig would come off "I'll bring some large elastic bands, sometimes I am so considerate I feel nauseous | |||
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It's big enough for 2
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"How's the gap doing Mistress? I could scare you silly by direct messaging a pic of my face after an hour and a half surgery for a wisdom tooth. I looked like Shrek. Hope you're not feeling too bad
P x
It's not too bad with the ibuprofen but it was sore as hell when the numbness wore off...but the worst part is I but the dentures in that I never normally wear...the feckers fell out while I was eating my soup soldiers ur own fault for having fartichoke soup
Wasn't expecting it to blow me fecking teeth out though
Why aren't you typing like sthum man whoth had teef out?
I fecking hate opening this thread up when I see your the last fecking poster...tw*t
I am a 'serial lurker' waiting to pounce, but I do love you
Aw feck! another fab striaght fecker
Lets hold hands and skip through Saltburn
Skip! With my fecking stilettos on?
Ok! I'll drag you, caveman style
Aw that's ok....fecking wig would come off
I'll bring some large elastic bands, sometimes I am so considerate I feel nauseous "Are you sure yer not soxy in drag? | |||
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"Trying to add a 'w' then an 'e,' then another 'e,' then a 'd,' to end of tumble, but the site wont let metumbleweeed "You used three 'e's, try two 'e's | |||
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"evening sami xx any idea whose leg is sticking out in corner " Evening Voddyxx nope, no idea, go and have a look and report back | |||
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"evening sami xx any idea whose leg is sticking out in corner " It's mine. I can't fecking sleep again | |||
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"evening sami xx any idea whose leg is sticking out in corner It's mine. I can't fecking sleep again "phew i thought it was mistress slumped there passes eenie a milky hot brandy | |||
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"evening sami xx any idea whose leg is sticking out in corner It's mine. I can't fecking sleep again "I could sing you a lullaby | |||
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"evening sami xx any idea whose leg is sticking out in corner It's mine. I can't fecking sleep again phew i thought it was mistress slumped there passes eenie a milky hot brandy "So where is that Mistress, looking for her falsies....maybe... | |||
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"evening sami xx any idea whose leg is sticking out in corner It's mine. I can't fecking sleep again
I could sing you a lullaby "hold hard while i get hold of mr cowell | |||
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"evening sami xx any idea whose leg is sticking out in corner It's mine. I can't fecking sleep again phew i thought it was mistress slumped there passes eenie a milky hot brandy
So where is that Mistress, looking for her falsies....maybe... "boobs or teef | |||
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"evening sami xx any idea whose leg is sticking out in corner It's mine. I can't fecking sleep again phew i thought it was mistress slumped there passes eenie a milky hot brandy
So where is that Mistress, looking for her falsies....maybe... boobs or teef"Boaf! | |||
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"evening sami xx any idea whose leg is sticking out in corner It's mine. I can't fecking sleep again phew i thought it was mistress slumped there passes eenie a milky hot brandy
So where is that Mistress, looking for her falsies....maybe... boobs or teef
Boaf! "Stop making fun of Mifftreff....Ith wrong, Mithreth Dominatrickthhh, will be tho pithed off, thshow, thsome, thsenthitivity, Inthenitive, bathtardths, thshe hath only thwee teef left | |||
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"she will be like violet elizabeth in just william and screm and screm" Sthkweem and Sthkweem??? And whats new?? | |||
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"actully im getting worried shes normaly been on by now i know she was at the hospital having tests all afternoon" She was on at 10pm. probably recovering from the medication.....and probably dribbling...and Eenie out for the count snoring! Where's Samiss? | |||
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"actully im getting worried shes normaly been on by now i know she was at the hospital having tests all afternoon" I'm good Voddy. ...just needed to recharge my batteries | |||
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"I co*ked out too!
Morning all. Hope you're ok today Mistress. "Yeah sort of...I was doing some research last night to which I found a lot of answers (I hope) But went to bed with a clear head | |||
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"morning girlies xxx passes a mug of instant and a latte i dont know what im gonna do with both of you " Ah thanks Voddy, we are a right bunch aren't we. Did your shoulder get better? Xx | |||
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"I do lots of googling about my health issues, if you can read between the lines and not get paranoid, it is a good source of information. Ended up at GPs again yesterday. Had chest pain, on and off, all checked over, would appear a virus where sternum meets ribs, due to the cold virus I had for 5 weeks. It just goes on! "Its called getting older | |||
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"morning girlies xxx passes a mug of instant and a latte i dont know what im gonna do with both of you Ah thanks Voddy, we are a right bunch aren't we. Did your shoulder get better? Xx" im off for 2 more weeks sami she said something didnt feel right so thats me not having to travel for a days training next week didnt want to do it anyway lol | |||
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"I do lots of googling about my health issues, if you can read between the lines and not get paranoid, it is a good source of information. Ended up at GPs again yesterday. Had chest pain, on and off, all checked over, would appear a virus where sternum meets ribs, due to the cold virus I had for 5 weeks. It just goes on!
Its called getting older"I know Dash, I don't like it very much | |||
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"morning girlies xxx passes a mug of instant and a latte i dont know what im gonna do with both of you Ah thanks Voddy, we are a right bunch aren't we. Did your shoulder get better? Xxim off for 2 more weeks sami she said something didnt feel right so thats me not having to travel for a days training next week didnt want to do it anyway lol" Gosh, long job then. That is the problem with those sorts of things, bones, joints etc. Enjoy your time off though! | |||
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"I do lots of googling about my health issues, if you can read between the lines and not get paranoid, it is a good source of information. Ended up at GPs again yesterday. Had chest pain, on and off, all checked over, would appear a virus where sternum meets ribs, due to the cold virus I had for 5 weeks. It just goes on!
Its called getting older
I know Dash, I don't like it very much "Me neither,55 this year | |||
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"I do lots of googling about my health issues, if you can read between the lines and not get paranoid, it is a good source of information. Ended up at GPs again yesterday. Had chest pain, on and off, all checked over, would appear a virus where sternum meets ribs, due to the cold virus I had for 5 weeks. It just goes on!
Its called getting older"Feck and here's me thinking I could dodge that.. only on here eh | |||
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"morning girlies xxx passes a mug of instant and a latte i dont know what im gonna do with both of you " Cheers _oddy...I've had two double shots but another is always welcome | |||
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"I do lots of googling about my health issues, if you can read between the lines and not get paranoid, it is a good source of information. Ended up at GPs again yesterday. Had chest pain, on and off, all checked over, would appear a virus where sternum meets ribs, due to the cold virus I had for 5 weeks. It just goes on!
Its called getting older
I know Dash, I don't like it very much
Me neither,55 this year "Oh dear, all downhill now then! | |||
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"I do lots of googling about my health issues, if you can read between the lines and not get paranoid, it is a good source of information. Ended up at GPs again yesterday. Had chest pain, on and off, all checked over, would appear a virus where sternum meets ribs, due to the cold virus I had for 5 weeks. It just goes on!
Its called getting older
I know Dash, I don't like it very much
Me neither,55 this year "Again ? | |||
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"I do lots of googling about my health issues, if you can read between the lines and not get paranoid, it is a good source of information. Ended up at GPs again yesterday. Had chest pain, on and off, all checked over, would appear a virus where sternum meets ribs, due to the cold virus I had for 5 weeks. It just goes on!
Its called getting older
Feck and here's me thinking I could dodge that.. only on here eh"Haha Anyway chin up everyone, we will get there in the end! | |||
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"I do lots of googling about my health issues, if you can read between the lines and not get paranoid, it is a good source of information. Ended up at GPs again yesterday. Had chest pain, on and off, all checked over, would appear a virus where sternum meets ribs, due to the cold virus I had for 5 weeks. It just goes on!
Its called getting older
I know Dash, I don't like it very much
Me neither,55 this year
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"I do lots of googling about my health issues, if you can read between the lines and not get paranoid, it is a good source of information. Ended up at GPs again yesterday. Had chest pain, on and off, all checked over, would appear a virus where sternum meets ribs, due to the cold virus I had for 5 weeks. It just goes on!
Its called getting older
I know Dash, I don't like it very much
Me neither,55 this year
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