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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
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I made an innocent innuendo today whilst at work. I was discussing a property that is being sold with a professional snooker table included in the sale, my colleague said to me that I would like the table so I said ‘I don’t play, I just like to watch’ - this was met with raised eyebrows and a cough...I blushed!
Anyone else today made an innocent innuendo without realising it?
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over a year ago
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As much as I’d like to say I was in the local greengrocers saying how much I like a pair of juicy melons, sadly no, I haven’t done any accidental ones today.
Most of my innuendoes are wholly intentional!  |
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"As much as I’d like to say I was in the local greengrocers saying how much I like a pair of juicy melons, sadly no, I haven’t done any accidental ones today.
Most of my innuendoes are wholly intentional! "
I do that, while perfecting an innocent face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As much as I’d like to say I was in the local greengrocers saying how much I like a pair of juicy melons, sadly no, I haven’t done any accidental ones today.
Most of my innuendoes are wholly intentional!
I do that, while perfecting an innocent face."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum was struggling to get the dregs out of a calippo in the summer, I said " look, put it in your mouth, squeeze and suck it hard " my dad almost fell off the picnic bench pissing himself!!  I didn't realise till I saw him crying with laughter |
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