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over a year ago
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As some of ya know I ain't the tallest
The jury is out with some as ta whether I'm five foot three ( my measured height medically )
Or five foot one as a few on here have measured me
Ok so the question is is it cause I'm a shortass wi a little cock or cause I'm a complete nutter that I don't get any mail other than the site supporter monthly off admin?
Do women like short fat balding guys?
Or tall six-pack full head hair guys?
And before the obvious it's a look at me post
Yeah it fookin is lol xx |
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I bloody mailed you you cheeky little shit. Measured medically!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hard to measure you lying down in a straight jacket isnt it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But in your defence, i will say one thing. You are taller than me cause ive stood next to you when ive been bare foot and your taller than me and im 5ft 1. Unless you have shrank in the bath since then |
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over a year ago
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"I find that I am attracted to you because you are pocket sized....I could just use you then tuck you away somewhere until the need arises again.
I might take you on Dragons Den....
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Oh god yeah 
Peter jones Mmmm xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"sorry soapy i prefer guys around 5ft 9 -6ft. at only 5ft 1 i always go guys a lot taller.
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Lol no problem a lot a women prefer taller blokes
Even I prefer taller blokes lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like you cos I can pat you on the head without having to stoop
Tell the truth....its because you can rest ur drink on his head lol  "
It don't last long enough ta need putting down xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As some of ya know I ain't the tallest
The jury is out with some as ta whether I'm five foot three ( my measured height medically )
Or five foot one as a few on here have measured me
Ok so the question is is it cause I'm a shortass wi a little cock or cause I'm a complete nutter that I don't get any mail other than the site supporter monthly off admin?
Do women like short fat balding guys?
Or tall six-pack full head hair guys?
And before the obvious it's a look at me post
Yeah it fookin is lol xx"
just think no bending down to go down on me LOL x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better. "
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx "
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me"
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt  |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt "
where to good to associate with him anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway"
lol |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway"
Who we talking about Diamond? |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway
Who we talking about Diamond?"
I was talking about soapy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My late dad was 5'3" I'm 5'11".
I remember once going to the baths with him when I was in my teens.
Lets put it this way, I'd rather have his length than my height!  R
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway
Who we talking about Diamond?
I was talking about soapy"
Who? never heard of him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway
Who we talking about Diamond?
I was talking about soapy
Who? never heard of him"
i know of a little squirt that the scottish bint is engaged to but no soapy |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway
Who we talking about Diamond?
I was talking about soapy
Who? never heard of him"
someone whose far to big for his boots  |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway
Who we talking about Diamond?
I was talking about soapy
Who? never heard of him
someone whose far to big for his boots "
but they chafe his thighs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find that I am attracted to you because you are pocket sized....I could just use you then tuck you away somewhere until the need arises again.
I might take you on Dragons Den....
Oh god yeah
Peter jones Mmmm xx"
Peter Jones's knobs bigger than u Soapy, and he's not even that well hung! |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway
Who we talking about Diamond?
I was talking about soapy
Who? never heard of him
someone whose far to big for his boots
but they chafe his thighs"
at least we dont have to worry about them chaffing his brain |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me"
My dearest darling diamond it's a well known fact that you smother me and make me run around car parks on wild goose chases xx |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
My dearest darling diamond it's a well known fact that you smother me and make me run around car parks on wild goose chases xx "
fuck off and start your own thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited
ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt "
Ooh get you lol xc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
My dearest darling diamond it's a well known fact that you smother me and make me run around car parks on wild goose chases xx
fuck off and start your own thread"
lololol |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway
Who we talking about Diamond?
I was talking about soapy
Who? never heard of him
someone whose far to big for his boots
but they chafe his thighs
at least we dont have to worry about them chaffing his brain"
No they in his feet so covered |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited
ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
Ooh get you lol xc "
You should be so lucky xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway
Who we talking about Diamond?
I was talking about soapy
Who? never heard of him
i know of a little squirt that the scottish bint is engaged to but no soapy "
Coz yous all so short... Anything he says goes over ya heads... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
I'm used ta being crushed at socials by big tited ladies cause I'm chest height they just have ta pull me in an smother me lol xx
twice ive posted on this thread and twice youve ignored me
Me too hun, familiarity breeds contempt
where to good to associate with him anyway
Who we talking about Diamond?
I was talking about soapy
Who? never heard of him
i know of a little squirt that the scottish bint is engaged to but no soapy
Coz yous all so short... Anything he says goes over ya heads..."
or i feel something tickling my tummy x |
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
ask him what i did with my nipple . Ok i will tell you. Nearly knocked his front tooth out lol"
haahaahaa...dare I ask how? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm 5ft 7 with big tits...they'd need to send out for a rescue party if I cuddled you pet. That's why I like em tall...over 6ft...over 6ft 2 even better.
ask him what i did with my nipple . Ok i will tell you. Nearly knocked his front tooth out lol
haahaahaa...dare I ask how? "
Nipples like bullets that one xx |
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