Yeah men are like carpets, if you put a cigarette out on them it usually leaves a mark plus they need hoovering every day and sometimes need Glade sprinkled on their heads.
Ah bollox I've fucked it up again, I'm useless at these similies  |
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"I think theres an oxymoron in the original OP...if hes a man you wont be allowed to walk over him  "
i had to google that !!lol
An oxymoron (plural oxymorons or oxymora) (from Greek ???µ????, "sharp dull") is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms. Oxymorons appear in a variety of contexts, including inadvertent errors such as ground pilot and literary oxymorons crafted to reveal a paradox.
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Nope got given a much better one (ivory- for my bedroom- which is currently dark brown yuk) that a friend has taken up because they are having a wooden floor, and I need to get the old one up and the new one laid,
or should that be layed?  |
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"dont matter how you spell it as long as its done !!
and if your bored with it re lay it at a different angle"
But still no offers to do it for me for sexual favours darn it, must be losing my touch! |
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