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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub
whats your plan of action....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub
whats your plan of action....
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A meet with a sexy single fella  |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
THE STICKS |
"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub
whats your plan of action....
A meet with a sexy single fella "
so that's the treat sorted - what about the trick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub
whats your plan of action....
A meet with a sexy single fella "
Oh bugger frock I forgot Hun and I'm in Scotland now 
Can we rearrange?  Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub
whats your plan of action....
A meet with a sexy single fella
Oh bugger frock I forgot Hun and I'm in Scotland now
Can we rearrange? Xx"
Yeah.... 2056
Got me a taller than 5ft1 'stand in'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"call me a softy.. i have just gone out and bought 10 quids worth of sweeties for them.....
wish I have thought of the "going down to the pub" plan now....  "
Be truthful, you really going to eat a fivers worth while you waiting for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got the eggs all lined up ready, water pistol full and flour etc readt.
don't trcik or treat my door, I'll be the one in for a treat lol.
Hate it if honest, but my kids love it.
they are over tomorrw night, my eldest is going as Alice Cooper, he looks so like him its unreal, with a wig on of clourse x |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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if they get down our drive, avoid the kid trap (open cess pit) miss the long grass hiding the snakes and manage to get up the steps covered in slippery green slimey stuff they can have a treat ......................... if they can find the door knocker (cos we haven't got one pmsl) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if they get down our drive, avoid the kid trap (open cess pit) miss the long grass hiding the snakes and manage to get up the steps covered in slippery green slimey stuff they can have a treat ......................... if they can find the door knocker (cos we haven't got one pmsl)"
And if you did, would it be wired to the mains? |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"if they get down our drive, avoid the kid trap (open cess pit) miss the long grass hiding the snakes and manage to get up the steps covered in slippery green slimey stuff they can have a treat ......................... if they can find the door knocker (cos we haven't got one pmsl)
And if you did, would it be wired to the mains? "
of course! |
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By *DSRMan
over a year ago
leicester |
"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers
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It's a agoraphobic pedophiles wet dream isn't it? they are being delievered to the door in role playing outfits mmmm lol sick i tell ya, just sick!
thanks for that one sir frankie boyle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Three lines of claymore mines down the path, "planted" sixteen mon-200's in the front lawn in case the buggers get clever.
Two window mounted M2's to pick of the screamers, reinforced steel front door for the persistent, two 1.1D filled carved pumpkins on the doorstep, and one cyanide suicide pill if they get in and go for me toffees, I couldn't bear to watch. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
I have told any of the little shits if they knock my door or even think about knocking my door i will personally insert a sparkler where the sun dont shine.....lit end first into various parts of their anatomy |
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By *DSRMan
over a year ago
leicester |
"I have told any of the little shits if they knock my door or even think about knocking my door i will personally insert a sparkler where the sun dont shine.....lit end first into various parts of their anatomy "
yeah and that's just foreplay.. you tell em sexy pants, we'll double team you all coz we're propper cool, aren't we?
:D
lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I have told any of the little shits if they knock my door or even think about knocking my door i will personally insert a sparkler where the sun dont shine.....lit end first into various parts of their anatomy
yeah and that's just foreplay.. you tell em sexy pants, we'll double team you all coz we're propper cool, aren't we?
:D
lol"
im not cool...im hot....as you are too |
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By *DSRMan
over a year ago
leicester |
"I have told any of the little shits if they knock my door or even think about knocking my door i will personally insert a sparkler where the sun dont shine.....lit end first into various parts of their anatomy
yeah and that's just foreplay.. you tell em sexy pants, we'll double team you all coz we're propper cool, aren't we?
:D
lolim not cool...im hot....as you are too"
I like hot, it's like being warm but more... hot - and who said the schools where failing us x
mwah xxxxxxxxxxxx
ty hot girl x |
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"tomorrow night they will be out in force .....the trick and trickers .....not that we are party poopers....lights out and down the pub
whats your plan of action....
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Our church has a light party,parents can drop their kids off,in fancy dress,and we do games with lots of sweets as prizes...everybody wins.The village has very few street lights making trick or treating quite dangerous,the kiddies get full of junk and no one feels like a kill joy...so i will be setting up whack a rat and apple bobbing |
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