I amuse myself all the while, easily pleased and all that.
I have just decided that it would be hysterically funny to be shagging some guy to death and him jumping up and shouting "Im a swinger get me outa here" |
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I laugh at my own jokes sometimes and its very sad really.
Im still laughing at something I said on Friday night. We were sitting in the lounge with the curtains open and a car pulled up outside and someone got out of it.
My son said, 'theres a man outside'
and I said, 'in a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette'
I am still laughing over it, the rest of the family are getting fed up of me laughing.
obviously only Gary Numan fans will get it  |
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"I laugh at my own jokes sometimes and its very sad really.
Im still laughing at something I said on Friday night. We were sitting in the lounge with the curtains open and a car pulled up outside and someone got out of it.
My son said, 'theres a man outside'
and I said, 'in a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette'
I am still laughing over it, the rest of the family are getting fed up of me laughing.
obviously only Gary Numan fans will get it "
Glad its not me, but i do put mine down to living alone lol |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
THE STICKS |
I was queueing up in the petrol statiuon the other day and when I got to the front of the line, the bloke behind the counter, who's english wasn't fantastic, looked at me and said "You are number six"
To which I replied "I am not a number I am a free man"
Everyone else was baffled but I giggled hysterically |
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I find a lot of things funny and it has got me into trouble before now!! but live is to short not to laugh xx.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you but cry and you cry alone xxx |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I have to amuse myself, as I don't amuse anyone else!
Mind you, one of my ambitions is to go to the local hospital one night, dressed as the Grim Reaper and stand at the end of beds pointing to people. I'd like to see how many I could do before I get bounced.... |
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"I often laugh at the silly sh*te I write... others won't find it funny.... but I am amused... that's what counts 
Do you stop counting at 69?
yours
Morose Ted  "
Mushy.... serious business when I get to 69 y'know  |
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"I often laugh at the silly sh*te I write... others won't find it funny.... but I am amused... that's what counts
Do you stop counting at 69?
yours
Morose Ted
Mushy.... serious business when I get to 69 y'know "
Don't i just know it. Now wish i'd brought more than £30 cash . |
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"I amuse myself all the while, easily pleased and all that.
I have just decided that it would be hysterically funny to be shagging some guy to death and him jumping up and shouting "Im a swinger get me outa here""
amuse myself all the time, but it is usually while watching the world, and people go by |
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