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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was driving through an industrial estate today and I saw a big sign that said "Joe's Tool Works".
I thought, "So does mine but I don't put up a big sign bragging about it." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I asked my blonde girlfriend what she wanted for a birthday present.
"Oh! a little something that reminds you of me," she winked.
I've got her a dimmer switch.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So whilst eating dinner with the family my son says dad you know Liam at school?
Yes what about him I reply.
Well has his mum got trouble getting out of her back door.
What?
Only I heard you saying to Steven's dad earlier when you picked me up that you wanted to smash her back door in.
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