Im hoping there are some around my way. Lasy year two girls knocked they were late teens, said trick or treat i said come back later and it will be a treat , not expecting anything further , But one returned and wowww i had a treat . Good luck everyone and Happy halloween

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ive decided to stay after meeting a lovely woman and now i want more!! :P

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"ive decided to stay after meeting a lovely woman and now i want more!! :P"

Well there you go you see, it does work. Hope where not going to have anymore hissy fits otherwise will have to remind you you met a nice lady.

Glad it worked (eventually)

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By *hetalkingstoveMan over a year ago

London

I managed to get trick or treated on the way to the gym...all I had on me was a bottle of squash. They didn't seem interested!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"ive decided to stay after meeting a lovely woman and now i want more!! :P"

good man, glad the site has worked for you.

enjoy

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

2 kids... no more than 7.... walking knocking on doors...

half 8 on a school night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seems a bit late in the day now; assuming that anyone knocking on doors at this time would prefer White Lightning cider over the bowl of Halloween Haribo that is sitting at my front door.

Looks like will be eating "Stomach Twists" and "Maggot Brains" for the whole of November unless anyone can help me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Seems a bit late in the day now; assuming that anyone knocking on doors at this time would prefer White Lightning cider over the bowl of Halloween Haribo that is sitting at my front door.

Looks like will be eating "Stomach Twists" and "Maggot Brains" for the whole of November unless anyone can help me

Ive just eaten a drumstick lolly and a packet of parma violets lol. Noone wanted my sweeties

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By *DSRMan over a year ago

leicester

trick or treat? No i think it's a pube!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Seems a bit late in the day now; assuming that anyone knocking on doors at this time would prefer White Lightning cider over the bowl of Halloween Haribo that is sitting at my front door.

Looks like will be eating "Stomach Twists" and "Maggot Brains" for the whole of November unless anyone can help me

Ive just eaten a drumstick lolly and a packet of parma violets lol. Noone wanted my sweeties"
i just sucked an eyeball and it burst in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find that dishing out chocolate covered sprouts means no return visits next year!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems a bit late in the day now; assuming that anyone knocking on doors at this time would prefer White Lightning cider over the bowl of Halloween Haribo that is sitting at my front door.

Looks like will be eating "Stomach Twists" and "Maggot Brains" for the whole of November unless anyone can help me

Ive just eaten a drumstick lolly and a packet of parma violets lol. Noone wanted my sweetiesi just sucked an eyeball and it burst in my mouth

Well I eat yours if you eat mine as the obvious and very cheesy saying goes, but I have five multi-packets worth so you may well be sick

As for bursting eyeballs, that does seem to be an acquired taste up there with sheeps' testicles I feel!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Seems a bit late in the day now; assuming that anyone knocking on doors at this time would prefer White Lightning cider over the bowl of Halloween Haribo that is sitting at my front door.

Looks like will be eating "Stomach Twists" and "Maggot Brains" for the whole of November unless anyone can help me

Ive just eaten a drumstick lolly and a packet of parma violets lol. Noone wanted my sweetiesi just sucked an eyeball and it burst in my mouth

Well I eat yours if you eat mine as the obvious and very cheesy saying goes, but I have five multi-packets worth so you may well be sick

As for bursting eyeballs, that does seem to be an acquired taste up there with sheeps' testicles I feel!

"
you feel sheeps testicles? you kinky fucker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems a bit late in the day now; assuming that anyone knocking on doors at this time would prefer White Lightning cider over the bowl of Halloween Haribo that is sitting at my front door.

Looks like will be eating "Stomach Twists" and "Maggot Brains" for the whole of November unless anyone can help me

Ive just eaten a drumstick lolly and a packet of parma violets lol. Noone wanted my sweetiesi just sucked an eyeball and it burst in my mouth

Well I eat yours if you eat mine as the obvious and very cheesy saying goes, but I have five multi-packets worth so you may well be sick

As for bursting eyeballs, that does seem to be an acquired taste up there with sheeps' testicles I feel!

you feel sheeps testicles? you kinky fucker!

Kinky....me.... no (disclaimer, I do not feel up sheep, honest), this is more of a culinary delicacy....well a kebab on a Saturday night is an equivalent

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Seems a bit late in the day now; assuming that anyone knocking on doors at this time would prefer White Lightning cider over the bowl of Halloween Haribo that is sitting at my front door.

Looks like will be eating "Stomach Twists" and "Maggot Brains" for the whole of November unless anyone can help me

Ive just eaten a drumstick lolly and a packet of parma violets lol. Noone wanted my sweetiesi just sucked an eyeball and it burst in my mouth

Well I eat yours if you eat mine as the obvious and very cheesy saying goes, but I have five multi-packets worth so you may well be sick

As for bursting eyeballs, that does seem to be an acquired taste up there with sheeps' testicles I feel!

you feel sheeps testicles? you kinky fucker!

Kinky....me.... no (disclaimer, I do not feel up sheep, honest), this is more of a culinary delicacy....well a kebab on a Saturday night is an equivalent

"
so ladies fanny lips n sheeps testicles....you get kinkier n kinkier...tell me more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seems a bit late in the day now; assuming that anyone knocking on doors at this time would prefer White Lightning cider over the bowl of Halloween Haribo that is sitting at my front door.

Looks like will be eating "Stomach Twists" and "Maggot Brains" for the whole of November unless anyone can help me

Ive just eaten a drumstick lolly and a packet of parma violets lol. Noone wanted my sweetiesi just sucked an eyeball and it burst in my mouth

Well I eat yours if you eat mine as the obvious and very cheesy saying goes, but I have five multi-packets worth so you may well be sick

As for bursting eyeballs, that does seem to be an acquired taste up there with sheeps' testicles I feel!

you feel sheeps testicles? you kinky fucker!

Kinky....me.... no (disclaimer, I do not feel up sheep, honest), this is more of a culinary delicacy....well a kebab on a Saturday night is an equivalent

so ladies fanny lips n sheeps testicles....you get kinkier n kinkier...tell me more

Well I have been known to cover them in hot chilli sauce, or garlic mayonnaise if feeling particularly decadent and hedonistic, have it so it runs down my chin and just abandon them on the lounge floor like a discarded chip wrapper. Other times I devour them like a man possessed, getting as much down my throat as I possibly can

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

"
ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. "
Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!"
iM A WUSS....i dont mind admitting that lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!"

I know just the woman for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!

I know just the woman for you

I'll give you a free maggot brain if you tell me who

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!iM A WUSS....i dont mind admitting that lol"

Aww bless

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!iM A WUSS....i dont mind admitting that lol

Aww bless

"
il watch though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!iM A WUSS....i dont mind admitting that lol

Aww bless

il watch though

I'll bring the ginger...

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!iM A WUSS....i dont mind admitting that lol

Aww bless

il watch though

I'll bring the ginger..."
il peel it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!

I know just the woman for you

I'll give you a free maggot brain if you tell me who

Not telling but i bet if you start a thread about wasabee paste up your arse she will be along

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!iM A WUSS....i dont mind admitting that lol

Aww bless

il watch though

I'll bring the ginger...il peel it

Is that with or without the hot chilli sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"chilli sauce on fanny lips? are you a sadist as well?

haha, anything but although have been known to dabble with both ginger in the back and Tiger Balm in the front!

ooooooooooh you made me cross my legs then!! and thats no mean feat!

It was the red Tiger Balm if that makes a difference...I also have green

It also helps I trained as a chef, very useful for shaping the ginger lol. Figging as well? i Tried that once...NEVER AGAIN!

Oh you big wuss...man up girl and take it! Try again!

I loved it although it ran out of heat pretty quickly. Much worse when thin strips are inserted into your penis but you'd have to trust me on that one!

I know just the woman for you

I'll give you a free maggot brain if you tell me who

Not telling but i bet if you start a thread about wasabee paste up your arse she will be along

Two free maggot brains is not a big enough bribe?

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