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"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest. ![]() Because he has no photos | |||
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"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest. ![]() You only have to ask. ![]() | |||
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"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest. ![]() ![]() Surely not a complete dickhead,must have some redeeming qualities. Just chooses not to reveal them. ![]() | |||
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"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest. ![]() ![]() ![]() Because she's a nastyknickersz | |||
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"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest. ![]() ![]() ![]() Because she has her profile locked down ![]() | |||
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"Because she’s not looking for single men and I’m a single man and she’s got a gorgeous bum and and, well you know the rest. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Because he only lasts 5 seconds ![]() | |||
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"Because I can't work out what his second pic is ![]() We’ll i wouldn’t say that ![]() | |||
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"Because I can't work out what his second pic is ![]() Because she introduced me to pterodactyl porn (It’s me pulling someone’s hair whilst riding them) | |||
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"Because she has the most excellent looking boobs but insists on covering them!!" Because we want them now and they are too far away! | |||
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"Because she has the most excellent looking boobs but insists on covering them!!" Because they have great looking pics and have a hard to see one as the avatar ![]() | |||
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"Because she has the most excellent looking boobs but insists on covering them!! Because they have great looking pics and have a hard to see one as the avatar ![]() Because he abandoned the sun kissed,paradise beaches of Californ-I-a for the rain drenched beaches of UK land. I mean,seriously. Why would you do that?????? ![]() | |||
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"She stole my sisters hat off the table" He's always hanging around the gym taking photos and getting in the way | |||
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"The next person to comment likes licking tramps ring peices" Because she forgot to put her pants on this morning ![]() | |||
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"Because I’m still waiting ..." And because he doesn’t know what a duffle coat is. | |||
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"Cause he’s wearing a duffle coat in May." Because he hates nora batty ![]() | |||
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"Cos grey white pants went out of fashion when noodle hoods were being worn " Cos his cock is bendy! | |||
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"Cause he’s wearing a duffle coat in May. Because he hates nora batty ![]() Haha. | |||
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"Cause he’s wearing a duffle coat in May. Because he hates nora batty ![]() He lives so far away. Selfish wanker. | |||
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"Cos grey white pants went out of fashion when noodle hoods were being worn " Get yourself down Specsaver! | |||
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"He’s not a dickhead. He’s got one of my favourite toys from childhood though ![]() ![]() | |||
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"He’s not a dickhead. He’s got one of my favourite toys from childhood though ![]() ![]() I don’t share Speak & Spell with no one! | |||
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"He’s not a dickhead. He’s got one of my favourite toys from childhood though ![]() ![]() The facetious part of me wants to point out the double negative. I'll have it ready for you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"He’s not a dickhead. He’s got one of my favourite toys from childhood though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It was intended. ![]() | |||
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"She forgot her own children's names!!" Boy one and girl one wasn’t it? Anyway Jim deals with the brats, I’m too busy popping Valium and pork pies. | |||
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"She forgot her own children's names!! Boy one and girl one wasn’t it? Anyway Jim deals with the brats, I’m too busy popping Valium and pork pies. " She eats pork pies!!! Eeeeeewww ![]() | |||
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"She forgot her own children's names!! Boy one and girl one wasn’t it? Anyway Jim deals with the brats, I’m too busy popping Valium and pork pies. She eats pork pies!!! Eeeeeewww ![]() I like squealers. ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/05/18 17:40:50]" Because he lives in Kattegat not Manchester! | |||
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"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have " Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart. | |||
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"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart." He killed Elvis and took his shoes ![]() | |||
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"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart. He killed Elvis and took his shoes ![]() She hid her pictures, dammit! | |||
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"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart. He killed Elvis and took his shoes ![]() She won't give me her pink stockings | |||
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"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart. He killed Elvis and took his shoes ![]() Because that pink has my winking like a loon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bacause he has a hair style that 13 year olds have Didn't fart when I pulled his finger. I was looking forward to the fart. He killed Elvis and took his shoes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Because he's a gym selfie wanker | |||
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"They all missed me out ![]() Thats suppost to be my cock | |||
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"They all missed me out ![]() Because we've seen more cleavage on Simon Cowells chin | |||
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"They all missed me out ![]() ![]() | |||
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"She stole my fab lolly!" #euphemism | |||
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"She stole my fab lolly! #euphemism" I would share with you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"She stole my fab lolly! #euphemism I would share with you ![]() ![]() because she's gorgeous | |||
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"She stole my fab lolly! #euphemism I would share with you ![]() ![]() She REALLY can suck a fab | |||
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"She sucks hard ![]() She looks better in her cycling gear than I look in my sexiest lingerie! | |||
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"she lives too far away from me ![]() He's not Ragnar Lothbrook! | |||
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"Must make really shit proposals if the first 72 were knocked back " In glasgow so her curves are actually in a place to far for me. | |||
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"She’s a total dick. ![]() You're a cock cock. | |||
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"She’s a total dick. ![]() I’m a very good cock actually. | |||
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"I'm not Shor ![]() Sorry Seeside, didn't mean you ![]() | |||
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"I'm not Shor ![]() ![]() You Tryed to skip me didn't you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cos she makes me feel thick" For making me get the wrong person ![]() | |||
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"Cos she makes me feel thick" because my grandad used to say pull my finger b4 he let one rip ![]() | |||
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"I'm not Shor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol no. You snuck in between me and my comment to Blanche. | |||
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"Cos she makes me feel thick because my grandad used to say pull my finger b4 he let one rip ![]() omg my grandad did that also ![]() | |||
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"I'm not Shor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol ![]() | |||
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"I'm not Shor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He was stood near a train and not on it | |||
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"I'm not Shor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can easyley fix that..... ![]() | |||
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"I'm not Shor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Refuse to join in abusive, he comes across as a nice bloke. ![]() | |||
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"I'm not Shor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"For being a Pair of fence sitters ![]() For having the profile name of a 5 yr old girl | |||
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"For being a Pair of fence sitters ![]() Says the man with pull my finger as a name ![]() | |||
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"Because she has two brains ![]() ![]() because he sits on a chair wrong way around | |||
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"He is Irish . ![]() She borrowed a spoon and never gave it back | |||
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"He is Irish . ![]() He said I could keep keep it... for keep sake ![]() | |||
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"She thinks they’re French knickers ![]() Stop looking at me knickers ![]() | |||
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"She doesn't like lads under 35 ![]() He hides in the shadows | |||
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"She doesn't like lads under 35 ![]() I'm sry looking for a man not a boy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"She knows how to pout. I just look daft!" His missus has a body to die for ![]() | |||
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"She knows how to pout. I just look daft! His missus has a body to die for ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The boobs. I can only blame the boobs" His tie is wonky | |||
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"The boobs. I can only blame the boobs His tie is wonky " Your boobs aren't ![]() | |||
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"Superman is shite . Batman all day, every day." This person is clearly and obviously a moron. | |||
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"Because he’s a self proclaimed unusual tosser!" Cos i can't view their profile :/ | |||
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"Because he’s a self proclaimed unusual tosser! Cos i can't view their profile :/" Lol because he whines about not being able to viewprofiles. | |||
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"Looks a dick with arm in a sling ![]() I really do, plus my dick is in a sling too. | |||
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"They peed in the hot tub! " your allowed to do that im told | |||
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"They peed in the hot tub! your allowed to do that im told" They conspired to bump off adam | |||
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"Because he thinks vest tips are so cool he has it as his main prof pic" Because he will fill in shortly ![]() | |||
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"Because you have the weirdest verification posts I've ever read" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"oops it moved too quickly" Because he hasn’t completed his profile ![]() | |||
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"oops it moved too quickly" He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums. | |||
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"oops it moved too quickly He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums." But, to be fair, nobody can. ![]() | |||
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"oops it moved too quickly He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums. But, to be fair, nobody can. ![]() Because they wear a fedora so well | |||
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"oops it moved too quickly He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums. But, to be fair, nobody can. ![]() Possibly doesn't quite get the idea of this thread. ![]() | |||
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"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now." Rebel without a cause ![]() | |||
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"oops it moved too quickly He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums. But, to be fair, nobody can. ![]() ![]() Get it, just jealous as I have a head that doesn’t wear hats well ![]() | |||
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"oops it moved too quickly He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums. But, to be fair, nobody can. ![]() because he look better in lingerie then me ![]() | |||
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"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now. Rebel without a cause ![]() Have you got all day???? | |||
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"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now. Rebel without a cause ![]() Just Too Hot ![]() | |||
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"oops it moved too quickly He can't keep up with the rapid pace of Fab Forums. But, to be fair, nobody can. ![]() ![]() ![]() Doesn't know which way round to put a hat on. ![]() | |||
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"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now. Rebel without a cause ![]() ![]() I've tried and tried and tried but,I can't think of a single negative thing to say about Humbersiders. Doncha just hate it when people are so damn perfect? | |||
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"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now." I won that hat fair and square. It's not my fault your scarecrow is so rubbish at arm wrestling.....but then,he was probably trained by you. ![]() | |||
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"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now. I won that hat fair and square. It's not my fault your scarecrow is so rubbish at arm wrestling.....but then,he was probably trained by you. ![]() Not my fault we both got distracted by you giving a sneaky foot rub under the table ![]() | |||
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"She stole the hat from my scare crow. It was his last hat. He is sad now. I won that hat fair and square. It's not my fault your scarecrow is so rubbish at arm wrestling.....but then,he was probably trained by you. ![]() ![]() All's fair in love, war and arm wrestling,,,,especially when there's a hat at stake. This guy is certainly clueless about how to cheat successfully. ![]() | |||
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"He named himself after an utterly shite band!" I’m amazed you’ve even heard of them. | |||
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