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over a year ago
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"You have sex with a guy but don't make eye contact?
Asking for a friend "
If you drink a stella before and after and say chuck norris three times....nahh its all good |
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If the lights are out you can't, so it's definitely not ga. Alternatively if out dogging during a super moon, keep your eyes tightly shut, don't accept veris from the guy doing you and you can scream you're 100% straight.
Straight too if you've had alcohol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have sex with a guy but don't make eye contact?
Asking for a friend "
Does it matter if it is? Do what you want, don’t let others judgement spoil it. |
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If you both go in blindfolded, or in the dark, then think of it as the Schrödinger’s cat of sexual experiences.
It is both gay and straight until one of you takes the blindfold off.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have sex with a guy but don't make eye contact?
Asking for a friend
If you drink a stella before and after and say chuck norris three times....nahh its all good"
It’s impossible to say chuck Norris three times
At two and a half he appears behind you and roundhouse kicks you into oblivion |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have sex with a guy but don't make eye contact?
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Just wear a blindfold and keep your back to him and everything will be fine - honest. Trust me - I know about these things...
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Is it gay of you pop your cock into a doggers car window and drop your load, only to see your dollop of nut goo hanging off the hubbies beard as you leave?  |
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"Is it gay of you pop your cock into a doggers car window and drop your load, only to see your dollop of nut goo hanging off the hubbies beard as you leave? "
Not your fault it happened to be the hubby that caught it when you were expecting the wife to have done. I mean the tongue didn't feel manly after all  |
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