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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It feels odd wearing a swimming costume in a pool..

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When you see the number 69 and smirk

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When a vanilla friend says the word Fab and you wonder if they know

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

When someone mentions a facial and you think of something completely different to what they meant.

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Not been swinging long but I feel more comfortable in a club half naked than I do fully dressed x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You wake up with a condom on and dint bother to remove it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you see/hear BBC you don't think of the British Broadcasting Corporation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Exactly this!


"When a vanilla friend says the word Fab and you wonder if they know "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you see the number 69 and smirk "

Iv been doing that since i was 10

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By *ensualcouple99Couple  over a year ago

Colchester

When you go on a vanilla club night out and none of your clubbing clothes are suitable

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When you find yourself not joining in conversations, as you know you'll say something inappropriate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When you spend far too much time looking at toys and collars at PetsatHome and you don’t even have a dog..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the nurse from the home has to accompany you.

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By *imandher84Couple  over a year ago

Leeds

When you can browse fab whilst eating...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When everything you read becomes an inyourendo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you would rather watch Coronation Street

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS  over a year ago

Newcastle

When CBT .... has a totally diffrerent meaning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you start to get motion sickness

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By *elshsunsWoman  over a year ago

Flintshire

When you see a fit guy at the supermarket and you make it your status ... just in case he’s on here x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It feels odd wearing a swimming costume in a pool..

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you actually look people in the eye and ask their names in clubs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you catch someone getting a blow job in the woods when walking and don't even bat an eye!

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By *loswingersCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

When you simply delete and don’t bother reading mail from single bi females .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you catch someone getting a blow job in the woods when walking and don't even bat an eye!"
ha

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

When they close the park gates after dark

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish

When you see the fab wanderers returning for the third or forth time after another venture into relationship land!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When you can browse fab whilst eating... "

Good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When CBT .... has a totally diffrerent meaning "

What’s the non-sexual one...?

Oh! The counselling technique?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When you see the fab wanderers returning for the third or forth time after another venture into relationship land! "

‘Fab wanderers’ like it!

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By *essiCouple  over a year ago

suffolk

Swings.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you walk into a bar wearing a towel and several people look and think that's where I know him from

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you look for a anklet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When someone referred to a multi-tool as a threeway and you chuckle,

When you can’t look at fab lollies anymore,

When someone says ATM and you smirk...

The list goes on and on.

Ruined it tell you, ruined

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By *luteguyMan  over a year ago

Here and There


"When CBT .... has a totally diffrerent meaning

What’s the non-sexual one...?

Oh! The counselling technique? "

Or Computer Based Training - that’s the more common one that always gets me at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When someone referred to a multi-tool as a threeway and you chuckle,

When you can’t look at fab lollies anymore,

When someone says ATM and you smirk...

The list goes on and on.

Ruined it tell you, ruined"

It’s when everyday phrases like ‘Treat her with respect’ and ‘It’s my preference’ put you in a completely different place...

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

When the Amsterdam Dungeon feels a bit tame.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you see a news headline with the word "Gang" and you read the word "gangbang"...

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By *irthandgirthMan  over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When you overhear a lady saying she is a DP girl and laugh before realising she is talking about Dorothy Perkins..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You find condoms and lube in every bag, including the carrier bags.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your arms ache

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Standing naked in front of 100 strangers is a regular occurrence rather than your worst nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You find condoms and lube in every bag, including the carrier bags. "

You must be fun in Asda

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you spend far too much time looking at toys and collars at PetsatHome and you don’t even have a dog.."

And chain leads

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A soft play area raises an eye brow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You find condoms and lube in every bag, including the carrier bags.

You must be fun in Asda "

Meet me by the sausage aisle...

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

When you check "who's near?" at a funeral

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By *imjohnCouple  over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

When you say no to a sexy lady/couple in favour of a good chat with friends.

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By *agermeisterMan  over a year ago

Leeds

When a customer says 'Thanks that's fab' and you double take. Then your heart and cock sinks as you realise she really does mean 'fabulous'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When a customer says 'Thanks that's fab' and you double take. Then your heart and cock sinks as you realise she really does mean 'fabulous'"

When you say Fab by way of a cheeky intro and start working fab into all your emails

Fab thread by the way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Iv only just begun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you go to a vanilla friends'party and you have to remember not to snog anyone nor talk filth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Going to vanilla parties and keeping your clothes on.. seeing scenario opportunities in vanilla life, watching guys eye up the mrs in the pub.. and not being able to take them home for mmf.

Watching love island and thinking... they should do a swinging version...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You find condoms and lube in every bag, including the carrier bags.

You must be fun in Asda

Meet me by the sausage aisle..."

"Clean up on aisle 3" ...

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS  over a year ago

Newcastle


"When you check "who's near?" at a funeral"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you no longer can ask your kids to get something from your bag which you still haven't emptied from the last meet and you have no idea what random fab stuff is in there...(social badges, condoms, lube, cock rings, buttplugs, cuffs and a fab lolly wrapper last time I checked haha!)

Peach x

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By *inkerbell67Woman  over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

When you have nothing in common with your normal friends when they talk about sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you giggle at the woman in front of you buying a ‘fab’ ice lolly

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"When you giggle at the woman in front of you buying a ‘fab’ ice lolly "

I chuckle every time I walk past them in the freezers

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By *ettyboop61Woman  over a year ago

St Neots

Awwww wish I could think of one....but had a giggle reading all the others

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

When you walk round Tesco and make up profiles for the women in there.

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

When someone asks ‘excuse me have I seen you somewhere before?’ and you have to try and imagine them without clothes in order to place them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you walk round Tesco and make up profiles for the women in there. "

I did that the first day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best post ever. Love all your responses

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury

When you ask your partner for a social.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Googling campsites and they all mention the excellent watersports in the area.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you check "who's near?" at a funeral"

That's too much... but I probably would, with all those women in black stockings, err I need to get out more.

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By *issminxandmrcCouple  over a year ago

Rotherham


"Exactly this!

When a vanilla friend says the word Fab and you wonder if they know "

100% the same

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you're buying electronic ignition parts for your car's distributor and snigger at the website being called simonbbc dot com

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By *issminxandmrcCouple  over a year ago

Rotherham


"Going to vanilla parties and keeping your clothes on.. seeing scenario opportunities in vanilla life, watching guys eye up the mrs in the pub.. and not being able to take them home for mmf.

Watching love island and thinking... they should do a swinging version...

"

now that would be on XXXX rated pay for view LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m clearly a newbie

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman  over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

You see a meme and can relate it to a conversation you've had with someone on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your arms can't even hold your weight anymore...... Pukka pies

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