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By *alton OP Man
over a year ago
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When 3 people have sex it's called and threesome, when 2 people have sex it's called at twosome. Now I understand why they call you handsome
I sat on the end of the bed pulling off my boxers,when the wife looked at me and said "Please don't do that to the dogs" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Young lad asks his dad "what's a manager"?
Dad replies," it's someone who's in charge of others at work, helps them learn and takes the flack when things go wrong, why son"?
"cos when uncle andy and uncle Steve came round earlier I heard them saying shes a bit of a handfull but I'm sure we'l both manage her"!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The missus asked me if she pleased me in bed.
I said "Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth!"
"What trick?" she asked
I said "The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dirlfriend was preparing breakfast in the kitchen when I heard this almighty bang. I rushed in to tthe kitchen. I was horrified with what I saw; she was on the floor convulsing and going blue in the face. All the food she was preparing was all over the floor. I was in a state of shock and panic not know what to do...............then I remembered Weatherspoons up the road was doing a full emglis brekky for £3.99  |
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She starts rubbing my dick with her key ring. 
I thought to myself, "is it me or is she fobbing me off?" 
