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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm stuck in bed - wrapped up in my thermals and dressing gown, but still shivering, all my joints are aching ....... but I'm STILL feeling fucking rampant lol!    "
Bless you!
If you can, use paracetamol and ibuprofen to ease the aching joints... try and take the doses separately to maximise pain killing. Drink loads of water and wank every hour or so to relieve yourself... no woman is coming round to shag you in that state 
Get well soon  |
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By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago
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If you can, use paracetamol and ibuprofen to ease the aching joints... try and take the doses separately to maximise pain killing. Drink loads of water and wank every hour or so to relieve yourself... no woman is coming round to shag you in that state
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Thanks for the advice, my joints have stopped aching ...... apart from my wrist  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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If you can, use paracetamol and ibuprofen to ease the aching joints... try and take the doses separately to maximise pain killing. Drink loads of water and wank every hour or so to relieve yourself... no woman is coming round to shag you in that state
Thanks for the advice, my joints have stopped aching ...... apart from my wrist "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All good advice. As for wanking Woody Alenn said when he didi it "at least I'm having sex with someone I like". Either I'm not getting enough meets or I like myself a great deal. |
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toast whole fennel seeds, cloves & cinnamon in a pan. then add water to pan till briefly boiled, with fresh whole ginger...
allow to stand for 5 mins...
stir in honey to sweeten.
repeat once a week in winter & u will find u will hardly ever get the.cold.
this is not just a fab cure...
nope...
this is an M & S cure....
(wait is that classed as flagrant advertising....oooops) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"toast whole fennel seeds, cloves & cinnamon in a pan. then add water to pan till briefly boiled, with fresh whole ginger...
allow to stand for 5 mins...
stir in honey to sweeten.
repeat once a week in winter & u will find u will hardly ever get the.cold.
this is not just a fab cure...
nope...
this is an M & S cure....
(wait is that classed as flagrant advertising....oooops) "
Fragrant advertising even? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"more sympathy please - I don't get ill very often so I'm going to milk it while I can "
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Honestly, no wonder it is called man flu! 
You'll get a slap soon rather than more sympathy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'm getting worse - even my hair is aching at the moment - I didnt think that was even possible!!
(yep - still milking it for all it's worth )"
Still alive then
Just wax all your hair then you won't feel it lol |
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Get well soon everyone 
