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over a year ago
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Is an awkward height
Tall seems to be the preference, yet 5ft6 ain't short enough to be classed as cute
So the question is :
Do I buy a pair of cuban heels ?
OR
Do I get on my knees and see what life is like from the Soapsters viewpoint ?
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By (user no longer on site)
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You an awkward height?
Ya positively a giant 
Awkward height ya don't know the meaning of it lol
At the moment I'm living with my ex wife and daughter till I move ta my darling Scottish bint
(yea I know long story  )
I'm insured on her car
She is 4 foot 11 and I have to adjust the fookin seat forward to reach the fookin pedals cause her legs are longer than mine!!!!!! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You an awkward height?
Ya positively a giant
Awkward height ya don't know the meaning of it lol
At the moment I'm living with my ex wife and daughter till I move ta my darling Scottish bint
(yea I know long story )
I'm insured on her car
She is 4 foot 11 and I have to adjust the fookin seat forward to reach the fookin pedals cause her
legs are longer than mine!!!!!! Xx "
Just to add we split ten years ago lol xx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You an awkward height?
Ya positively a giant
Awkward height ya don't know the meaning of it lol
At the moment I'm living with my ex wife and daughter till I move ta my darling Scottish bint
(yea I know long story )
I'm insured on her car
She is 4 foot 11 and I have to adjust the fookin seat forward to reach the fookin pedals cause her legs are longer than mine!!!!!! Xx "
haha - am the same soapy
if i had average length legs ie 31" then i'd be ok, but like ernie wise, i am blessed with short fat hairies
27" to be precise
never mind, if they ever release charles aznavours life story as a film, we'll be at the front of the queue ! |
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"You an awkward height?
Ya positively a giant
Awkward height ya don't know the meaning of it lol
At the moment I'm living with my ex wife and daughter till I move ta my darling Scottish bint
(yea I know long story )
I'm insured on her car
She is 4 foot 11 and I have to adjust the fookin seat forward to reach the fookin pedals cause her legs are longer than mine!!!!!! Xx
haha - am the same soapy
if i had average length legs ie 31" then i'd be ok, but like ernie wise, i am blessed with short fat hairies
27" to be precise
never mind, if they ever release charles aznavours life story as a film, we'll be at the front of the queue !"
27", crikey, yer nearly a tripod. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is an awkward height
Tall seems to be the preference, yet 5ft6 ain't short enough to be classed as cute
So the question is :
Do I buy a pair of cuban heels ?
OR
Do I get on my knees and see what life is like from the Soapsters viewpoint ?
"
Cuban heels can look good if your trousers are the right length. A definite no with shorts though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is an awkward height
Tall seems to be the preference, yet 5ft6 ain't short enough to be classed as cute
So the question is :
Do I buy a pair of cuban heels ?
OR
Do I get on my knees and see what life is like from the Soapsters viewpoint ?
Cuban heels can look good if your trousers are the right length. A definite no with shorts though."
my trousers are never the right length that's the bloomin problem - i even have to turn short leg fittings up lol
anyway, it's gotta be CAT boots with khaki shorts if i wanna pull off the full don estelle 'it ain't half hot mum' look |
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lmao - miracle of genetics "there's someone for everyone - finding them is the hard part"
Think you have problems - I'm 5ft 9 with a 31 inch inside leg... so long body and short legs - not going to score much like that!
most of the time it doesn't matter - when you're on top - chances are you can tease her nipples with your mouth without breaking your neck.
When she's on top - it makes no odds.
Smile and keep on going |
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"six foot two... that's a lot of woman to enjoy - fun thoughts there
alot of woman in all senses of the word lol not everyones cup of tea mind though!"
Hubba hubba! |
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"six foot two... that's a lot of woman to enjoy - fun thoughts there
alot of woman in all senses of the word lol not everyones cup of tea mind though!"
I love a big cup |
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Both aspects of height can be a problem, my sons are both over 6ft 8 and its easier to take trousers up.
And try finding size 14 and 16 shoes in high street shops bloody impossible |
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"Both aspects of height can be a problem, my sons are both over 6ft 8 and its easier to take trousers up.
And try finding size 14 and 16 shoes in high street shops bloody impossible "
and i thought i had trouble! jesus! |
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"six foot two... that's a lot of woman to enjoy - fun thoughts there
alot of woman in all senses of the word lol not everyones cup of tea mind though!
I love a big cup"
Talking of cups... I like nipples that are like saucers. |
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"six foot two... that's a lot of woman to enjoy - fun thoughts there
alot of woman in all senses of the word lol not everyones cup of tea mind though!
I love a big cup
Talking of cups... I like nipples that are like saucers."
mine are more like biscotti lol
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"six foot two... that's a lot of woman to enjoy - fun thoughts there
alot of woman in all senses of the word lol not everyones cup of tea mind though!
I love a big cup
Talking of cups... I like nipples that are like saucers.
mine are more like biscotti lol
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Do you mean they are crunchy and taste nice after they've been dunked in a cup of tea...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"six foot two... that's a lot of woman to enjoy - fun thoughts there
alot of woman in all senses of the word lol not everyones cup of tea mind though!
I love a big cup
Talking of cups... I like nipples that are like saucers.
mine are more like biscotti lol
Do you mean they are crunchy and taste nice after they've been dunked in a cup of tea...? "
i dunno i've never dipped them in tea!
but no i meant more in size and relative colouring |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"lmao - miracle of genetics "there's someone for everyone - finding them is the hard part"
Think you have problems - I'm 5ft 9 with a 31 inch inside leg... so long body and short legs - not going to score much like that!
most of the time it doesn't matter - when you're on top - chances are you can tease her nipples with your mouth without breaking your neck.
When she's on top - it makes no odds.
Smile and keep on going "
see short legs are an issue when someone wants back scuttling
i position myself behind only to find my knob is level with their inner thigh
it's a good job i can improvise
on the other hand, so can long legs - once had a meet with a bloke who was 6ft6/6ft7 - he got on his knees to offer a bj and his head was level with my nipples |
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By (user no longer on site)
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see short legs are an issue when someone wants back scuttling
i position myself behind only to find my knob is level with their inner thigh
it's a good job i can improvise
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Lol I have the same problem xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lmao - miracle of genetics "there's someone for everyone - finding them is the hard part"
Think you have problems - I'm 5ft 9 with a 31 inch inside leg... so long body and short legs - not going to score much like that!
most of the time it doesn't matter - when you're on top - chances are you can tease her nipples with your mouth without breaking your neck.
When she's on top - it makes no odds.
Smile and keep on going
see short legs are an issue when someone wants back scuttling
i position myself behind only to find my knob is level with their inner thigh
it's a good job i can improvise
on the other hand, so can long legs - once had a meet with a bloke who was 6ft6/6ft7 - he got on his knees to offer a bj and his head was level with my nipples "
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