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over a year ago
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Gentlemen what was the most awkward place and time you got an erection?
Ladies have you ever noticed a guy popping a tent when it was totally random? I.E. you or them were not in a romantic or erotic situation. Just a sort of out of the blue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentlemen what was the most awkward place and time you got an erection?
Ladies have you ever noticed a guy popping a tent when it was totally random? I.E. you or them were not in a romantic or erotic situation. Just a sort of out of the blue."
I can't think of any I would feel awkward about but watched a guy and his girlfriend walking on nudist beach a few weeks back, they were on main beach not to far from waters edge where the dressed beach goers constantly walk but he got the biggest hardon he tried to cover it with his hands but she walked off and left him ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was texting my ex on a busy bus (standing) on the way home from work but didn’t realise I was getting hard. Anyway a guy had to get by me but brushed off me - I thought he was going to thump me when he realised! V awkward  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gentlemen what was the most awkward place and time you got an erection?
Ladies have you ever noticed a guy popping a tent when it was totally random? I.E. you or them were not in a romantic or erotic situation. Just a sort of out of the blue."
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Yesterday I got erection in Anne summers surprising how many some all of a sudden stood next to me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a christening when I was 15 I was godfather got a complete random one just before going up to the font thought my head was going to burst I was so red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having an MRI scan, they make you wear paper thin scrubs without undies on. As soon as I realised the nurses could see every outline I got hard straight away, it’s quite common apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having an MRI scan, they make you wear paper thin scrubs without undies on. As soon as I realised the nurses could see every outline I got hard straight away, it’s quite common apparently."
They do? Both times I've had one I've worn my own clothes minus my bra because of the metal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a sudden erection while on the tube last week, the fact there was a stunningly sexy lady sat opposite me wearing a short skirt was purely incidental lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having an MRI scan, they make you wear paper thin scrubs without undies on. As soon as I realised the nurses could see every outline I got hard straight away, it’s quite common apparently.
They do? Both times I've had one I've worn my own clothes minus my bra because of the metal. "
They do here. Must be different across the country? I have scrubs pic without the erection if you’d like to see? |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"Gentlemen what was the most awkward place and time you got an erection?
Ladies have you ever noticed a guy popping a tent when it was totally random? I.E. you or them were not in a romantic or erotic situation. Just a sort of out of the blue."
A week ago when a fab friend pucked me at the airport for our weekend meet. Soon as I kissed her up it came in public and remained that way until we got back to hers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Falling asleep on sofa with it in my hand then my sone walks in from a club to find me takes a pic and sends it to me next morning calling me a wanker"
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Getting patted down after going through the metal detector at a airport. A very sexy lady caught my eye and smiled at me as we was put our stuff on the table and in trays. I was only wearing shorts and Tshirt not even boxers and hey hoe I started getting hard and was then waved to come through metal detector and was the asked to step to the side to be searched all I can say is I could not hide it nor get rid of it quick enough, poor poor customs man haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Getting patted down after going through the metal detector at a airport. A very sexy lady caught my eye and smiled at me as we was put our stuff on the table and in trays. I was only wearing shorts and Tshirt not even boxers and hey hoe I started getting hard and was then waved to come through metal detector and was the asked to step to the side to be searched all I can say is I could not hide it nor get rid of it quick enough, poor poor customs man haha "
I'd be dying off |
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"Having an MRI scan, they make you wear paper thin scrubs without undies on. As soon as I realised the nurses could see every outline I got hard straight away, it’s quite common apparently.
They do? Both times I've had one I've worn my own clothes minus my bra because of the metal. "
I wear my own clothes in MRI’s but I purposely try to arouse myself in there just to give the people watching my scan a good time #livingdangerously #thrill  |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
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"Gentlemen what was the most awkward place and time you got an erection?
Ladies have you ever noticed a guy popping a tent when it was totally random? I.E. you or them were not in a romantic or erotic situation. Just a sort of out of the blue."
friends couch, his mrs come down in the morning and i was asleep with an erection, she walked in and she woke me asking if id like breakfast   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Gentlemen what was the most awkward place and time you got an erection?
Ladies have you ever noticed a guy popping a tent when it was totally random? I.E. you or them were not in a romantic or erotic situation. Just a sort of out of the blue.
friends couch, his mrs come down in the morning and i was asleep with an erection, she walked in and she woke me asking if id like breakfast "
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"Gentlemen what was the most awkward place and time you got an erection?
Ladies have you ever noticed a guy popping a tent when it was totally random? I.E. you or them were not in a romantic or erotic situation. Just a sort of out of the blue."
Worst case was when I was much younger, sitting on the wrong seat on the bus used to cause it!
Nowadays it's most likely while wearing jeans at work and my wife will message to say she's flirting with sebpdy just as I need to go into a meeting trying to hide an embarrassing erection with phones, keys and wallet all stuffed into the same pocket to hide it lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Gentlemen what was the most awkward place and time you got an erection?
Ladies have you ever noticed a guy popping a tent when it was totally random? I.E. you or them were not in a romantic or erotic situation. Just a sort of out of the blue.
Worst case was when I was much younger, sitting on the wrong seat on the bus used to cause it!
Nowadays it's most likely while wearing jeans at work and my wife will message to say she's flirting with sebpdy just as I need to go into a meeting trying to hide an embarrassing erection with phones, keys and wallet all stuffed into the same pocket to hide it lol. "
She sounds like the perfect wife |
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"Gentlemen what was the most awkward place and time you got an erection?
Ladies have you ever noticed a guy popping a tent when it was totally random? I.E. you or them were not in a romantic or erotic situation. Just a sort of out of the blue.
Worst case was when I was much younger, sitting on the wrong seat on the bus used to cause it!
Nowadays it's most likely while wearing jeans at work and my wife will message to say she's flirting with sebpdy just as I need to go into a meeting trying to hide an embarrassing erection with phones, keys and wallet all stuffed into the same pocket to hide it lol.
She sounds like the perfect wife "
Oh she most certainly is, and deliberately teases me at exactly the wrong time for me and right for her, lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Gentlemen what was the most awkward place and time you got an erection?
Ladies have you ever noticed a guy popping a tent when it was totally random? I.E. you or them were not in a romantic or erotic situation. Just a sort of out of the blue.
Worst case was when I was much younger, sitting on the wrong seat on the bus used to cause it!
Nowadays it's most likely while wearing jeans at work and my wife will message to say she's flirting with sebpdy just as I need to go into a meeting trying to hide an embarrassing erection with phones, keys and wallet all stuffed into the same pocket to hide it lol.
She sounds like the perfect wife
Oh she most certainly is, and deliberately teases me at exactly the wrong time for me and right for her, lol
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Well done to her |
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"Getting patted down after going through the metal detector at a airport. A very sexy lady caught my eye and smiled at me as we was put our stuff on the table and in trays. I was only wearing shorts and Tshirt not even boxers and hey hoe I started getting hard and was then waved to come through metal detector and was the asked to step to the side to be searched all I can say is I could not hide it nor get rid of it quick enough, poor poor customs man haha
I'd be dying off "
imagine I was alone too didn’t even have anyone to talk to lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most recently in a car where my boss who is female was driving. It was a 4 hour drive and it happened twice . Not sure if she noticed but i tried to hide it the best i could |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two incidents that stand out are
First, while being prepped for a vasectomy. Two nurses, one holding my cock while the other shaved my balls. Got rock hard, they thought it was funny.
Second was in a restaurant in Rhodes. A lady walked passed the table and her perfume just got me rock hard. It was the end if the meal and I had to sit for a few mins and think about Mrs Thatcher so it went down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Road boners are the worst
Why?
When you get out the car you have to do the ole belt tuck
Ha ha never thought of that
Too busy with them toys under the dash board  "
My head was in the gutter alright |
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"Road boners are the worst
Why?
When you get out the car you have to do the ole belt tuck
Ha ha never thought of that
Too busy with them toys under the dash board
My head was in the gutter alright "
Savage hope you didn't mess your hair up ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is why I favour close fitting briefs over boxer shorts. Still can't control it at the age of 54.
This summer would have been a nightmare in boxers. So much gorgeous tanned flesh around.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was commando once in some loose fitting cargo pants, had gone to the pub and playing pool. Mate called that it was my shot but I couldn't get up to take it due to a boner! That took some explaining! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is why I favour close fitting briefs over boxer shorts. Still can't control it at the age of 54.
This summer would have been a nightmare in boxers. So much gorgeous tanned flesh around.
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I can imagine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Whilst in a very small meeting room with 3 colleagues - 2 female. When I stood up to draw some stuff up in the whiteboard it wasn’t the best not thing I was presenting.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Whilst in a very small meeting room with 3 colleagues - 2 female. When I stood up to draw some stuff up in the whiteboard it wasn’t the best not thing I was presenting.... "
Did they notice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst in a very small meeting room with 3 colleagues - 2 female. When I stood up to draw some stuff up in the whiteboard it wasn’t the only thing I was presenting....
Did they notice "
Fixed that....
Yes I saw that both females were not paying attention to my explanation on the board when I turned around to ask if they understood...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When the nurse was checking I had shaved properly just before my vasectomy!! Understandable to be fair as she was having a good old feel lol. "
Did she mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey I get them in work especialy when the women wear shorts and thin tops get me going easily
Are they easy hide ?"
Not in our uniforms but I sometimes wear loose fitting boxers to make it more risible lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"get them anywhere and everywhere, work, restaurants, shopping centres, beaches, swimming pools, walking along streets, im very easily excited. "
You sound like a child |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some guys are horny and get their cocks out and tell me... Oi you fugly I am horny lol
I don't care for your erection unless I want you or need you or going to meet you.
Kind regards |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not me but my mate we were on holiday and away from his gf every time he saw a scantily clad girl he was up like a flagpole, we went in a disco and he was hard for ages lol"
Id imagine it was hard for him to hide |
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Home alone and chilling naked the other evening. I was reliving sexy memories, so had an erection, when the door bell rang. It was a neighbour delivering a parcel she had taken in whilst I was out. Oops. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Most awkward place I have had an erection?
Inside my best friends sister - to be fair it was only awkward when he walked in on us! "
This gave me a good laugh |
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