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"Lots of vodka, cakes and twister " Perfect start  | |||
"Lots of vodka, cakes and twister Perfect start "You have to have twister! | |||
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"Booze, rubbers, lube and some attractive lady friends that like to play with other girls... "The host is a bi lady | |||
"Will always come to your party Ruby! Bottle of wine and a feather duster ... "I'll get the glasses ready, Ching Ching | |||
"I'm coming, I will bring me, as the naked butler "Already had you booked | |||
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"Beer and an inflatable Jacuzzi!! " Perfect | |||
"Missed your chance. I'm back down south now...... "Ohhhh I'll be hosting some more  | |||
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"Just me in my gold hotpants "They'll brighten up any room | |||
"Gin and kerplunk! " Great combination | |||
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"My CD collection, everything from the eighties to the naughties "Yessss!!!! Need great tunes to get the party started | |||
"Tequila, cards against humanity and lots of baby oil and the Karma Sutra" Excellent, think this party is going to get messy | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do?" I’d like you to turn that music down, I’m trying to sleep. | |||
"Family size bag of Haribo and a bottle of jack Daniels " They will go down a treat | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? I’d like you to turn that music down, I’m trying to sleep. " Sleep is for wimps | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? I’d like you to turn that music down, I’m trying to sleep. Sleep is for wimps "Too right...... let's party | |||
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"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? I’d like you to turn that music down, I’m trying to sleep. Sleep is for wimps
Too right...... let's party "That's the spirit | |||
"Our virginal naivety, butt plugs, chains, gags and whips. "Come on in!! | |||
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"I'll bring jelly shots, jelly tots and some kisses for all "Mwah...come on inside | |||
"Can i cum please Il bring my blow up sheep and a winning attitude "Oh you know how I love my sheep! | |||
"Can i cum please Il bring my blow up sheep and a winning attitude
Oh you know how I love my sheep! "So do i
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"Can we come too please? Will bring naughty games x" Yes, you were on the list! | |||
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"Pink gin and a sexy friend "Oh hello gorgeous. Come on in and sit here. | |||
"Missed your chance. I'm back down south now......
Ohhhh I'll be hosting some more "It may be my sole reason for heading north again.. I'll bring me, and I'd like to do you... | |||
"Can we come too please? Will bring naughty games x Yes, you were on the list!" Good, do you need anything else? | |||
"Can we come too? Will bring our convoy of lustful lady lovers and lots of mud for wrestling in X" Oh now this sounds fantastic fun | |||
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"I shall bring music and the gift of song. I use the word gift loosely " Can you bring some more furniture too please  | |||
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"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do?" Tequila, Sex toys Baby oil And hot porn videos | |||
"I shall bring music and the gift of song. I use the word gift loosely " Fantastic, love a good sing song | |||
"I shall bring a hoover. "Ermmmmm....may I ask why? | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? Tequila, Sex toys Baby oil And hot porn videos" Excellent but we will be making our own porn | |||
"I shall bring a hoover.
Ermmmmm....may I ask why?"Because I can. | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? Tequila, Sex toys Baby oil And hot porn videos Excellent but we will be making our own porn "Even better | |||
"I shall bring a hoover.
Ermmmmm....may I ask why?
Because I can. " | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? I’d like you to turn that music down, I’m trying to sleep. Sleep is for wimps "Or those that are hungover | |||
"I shall bring music and the gift of song. I use the word gift loosely Fantastic, love a good sing song" Dont get me started singing | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? I’d like you to turn that music down, I’m trying to sleep. Sleep is for wimps
Or those that are hungover"Hair of the dog? | |||
"I shall bring music and the gift of song. I use the word gift loosely Fantastic, love a good sing song Dont get me started singing "Hilarious | |||
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"A meat grinder and kittens."  | |||
"I shall bring music and the gift of song. I use the word gift loosely Fantastic, love a good sing song Dont get me started singing
Hilarious "Can I bring Henry, as he sings a beautiful song.  | |||
"A meat grinder and kittens. "The kittens are to cuddle while waiting for me to make the party sausages. | |||
"A meat grinder and kittens.
The kittens are to cuddle while waiting for me to make the party sausages."I'm bringing toys for the kittens! If you need me I'll be in the corner playing with the cats
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"A meat grinder and kittens." Errrmmmmmm | |||
"I shall bring music and the gift of song. I use the word gift loosely Fantastic, love a good sing song Dont get me started singing
Hilarious
Can I bring Henry, as he sings a beautiful song. "Of course you may | |||
"A meat grinder and kittens.
The kittens are to cuddle while waiting for me to make the party sausages."Are you sure, I mean are really sure.  | |||
"A meat grinder and kittens.
The kittens are to cuddle while waiting for me to make the party sausages."Phew!!! Think there'll be a few pussies that will need stroking | |||
"A meat grinder and kittens.
The kittens are to cuddle while waiting for me to make the party sausages.
I'm bringing toys for the kittens! If you need me I'll be in the corner playing with the cats
C"This party is going to be fun, but you can't stay in the corner all night long | |||
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"Some booze (if I'm not driving), me, floggers, chains, ankle and wrist restraints, restraint bars, vampire gloves, pin wheel, wand, satisfyer pro 2, whisper bullet, feathers, and other types of sensual kink sex toys, and my tongue xx" I shall convert one of the rooms into a dungeon | |||
"Some booze (if I'm not driving), me, floggers, chains, ankle and wrist restraints, restraint bars, vampire gloves, pin wheel, wand, satisfyer pro 2, whisper bullet, feathers, and other types of sensual kink sex toys, and my tongue xx I shall convert one of the rooms into a dungeon "  | |||
"A meat grinder and kittens.
The kittens are to cuddle while waiting for me to make the party sausages.
Phew!!! Think there'll be a few pussies that will need stroking"Line them up and let me at them M | |||
"A meat grinder and kittens.
The kittens are to cuddle while waiting for me to make the party sausages.
Phew!!! Think there'll be a few pussies that will need stroking
Line them up and let me at them
M"In progress | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? I’d like you to turn that music down, I’m trying to sleep. Sleep is for wimps
Or those that are hungover
Hair of the dog?"What if I’d been mixing drinks? Do I have to all of them again? | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? I’d like you to turn that music down, I’m trying to sleep. Sleep is for wimps
Or those that are hungover
Hair of the dog?
What if I’d been mixing drinks? Do I have to all of them again?"Ohhhh that's a killer, I never learn my lesson from doing that. | |||
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"Booze, rubbers, lube and some attractive lady friends that like to play with other girls...
The host is a bi lady "I noticed this. I'm bringing extra girls just for you. x | |||
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"Gin and dad dancing " That sounds a great idea | |||
"Booze, rubbers, lube and some attractive lady friends that like to play with other girls...
The host is a bi lady
I noticed this. I'm bringing extra girls just for you. x"Awesome | |||
"Lube, big dildos, some sexy outfits and a whole lotta sass "Perfect, come on in | |||
"Gin and dad dancing That sounds a great idea " I'm full of em | |||
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"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do?" A shit ton of cider and a drink or dare beer pong set | |||
"Lube, big dildos, some sexy outfits and a whole lotta sass
Perfect, come on in "Woop woop, 'swings hips and dildos as i stride in ' | |||
"Paprika Pringles ... I’m fancying "Come on in, once you pop, you just can't stop. | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? A shit ton of cider and a drink or dare beer pong set " ohhh love cider | |||
"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? A shit ton of cider and a drink or dare beer pong set ohhh love cider " I have one question for you.... can you hang | |||
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"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do? A shit ton of cider and a drink or dare beer pong set ohhh love cider I have one question for you.... can you hang " I can hang your coat up for you | |||
"If i was invite i bring a spit BBQ half cow with a chef to cook it only in my dreams loll" Youd have to stand in the garden and it's a cold night  | |||
"If i was invite i bring a spit BBQ half cow with a chef to cook it only in my dreams loll Youd have to stand in the garden and it's a cold night "well that okay as i all left out in the cold at parties loll | |||
"If i was invite i bring a spit BBQ half cow with a chef to cook it only in my dreams loll Youd have to stand in the garden and it's a cold night well that okay as i all left out in the cold at parties loll "No you won't, I will keep you warm | |||
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"Will you come and what will you bring?@ And what would you like to do?" chess and I will bring cheese and biscuits | |||
