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"if fab issued a welcome pack for new members, what would be useful for it to include ? i am suggesting a mini flannel it would come in handy for those who don't like to see cock pics they can simply to pop it over the offending picture and remove it when moving onto view another profile it could also be useful for mopping up any mess induced by a particularly raunchy set of pics "a set of manners? :P jk a t-shirt or some cards with your profile link on would be good | |||
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"a dictionary with a thesaurus " people need to be able to read first 
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"Sense of humour "....don't forget the defibrillator, just incase the Sense of humour fails when posting on the forums | |||
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"a dictionary with a thesaurus " whats another word for thesaurus ??? | |||
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"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed "pmsl make it a bouncy mat | |||
"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed "I'm never gonna live this down lmao xxx  | |||
"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed
pmsl make it a bouncy mat "Probably better to start on the bouncy mat | |||
"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed
I'm never gonna live this down lmao xxx
".....while you're down there | |||
"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed
pmsl make it a bouncy mat
Probably better to start on the bouncy mat "probably more fun on a bouncy castle | |||
"a dictionary with a thesaurus whats another word for thesaurus ???" | |||
"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed
I'm never gonna live this down lmao xxx
.....while you're down there "woo hoo | |||
"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed
pmsl make it a bouncy mat
Probably better to start on the bouncy mat
probably more fun on a bouncy castle "Make that a low level one for Mr A | |||
"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed
pmsl make it a bouncy mat
Probably better to start on the bouncy mat
probably more fun on a bouncy castle
Make that a low level one for Mr A "one of my best meets from here was a camping weekend in Norfolk this year and can recommend an airbed | |||
"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed
pmsl make it a bouncy mat
Probably better to start on the bouncy mat
probably more fun on a bouncy castle
Make that a low level one for Mr A
one of my best meets from here was a camping weekend in Norfolk this year and can recommend an airbed "An airbed should be safe enough | |||
"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed
pmsl make it a bouncy mat
Probably better to start on the bouncy mat
probably more fun on a bouncy castle
Make that a low level one for Mr A
one of my best meets from here was a camping weekend in Norfolk this year and can recommend an airbed
An airbed should be safe enough "Agrees! It'll be so much easier to find the 'missing person' | |||
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"i was pushed !!!! lmao" I was waiting for that | |||
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will come in usefull with all the timewasters on here!. | |||
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"don't forget to include a bullshit deflecter!, will come in usefull with all the timewasters on here!. "I have the 'natural' version | |||
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"i was pished !!!! lmao" As per. | |||
"i was pished !!!! lmao As per. " | |||
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"I think a scratch and sniff option in the Gallery of Latest Public Photos would keep a few people happy.... "Fooooooookinnnnn hell nnnoooooooooooooo  | |||
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"a dictionary with a thesaurus " Whats this dinosawrus thingy?? | |||
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"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started... "brings red bull as well then | |||
"I think a scratch and sniff option in the Gallery of Latest Public Photos would keep a few people happy....
Fooooooookinnnnn hell nnnoooooooooooooo "But Frock think of it as a safety feature,,,,,,,, Hey,,,,,,,,, cuz if we just leave people licking their screens, as some do now !!!,,,,, , there’s bound to be an accident sooner or later….!. | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then "Thought you were providing the nibbles...;-) | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
Thought you were providing the nibbles...;-)"what do you want to nibble on  | |||
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"I think a scratch and sniff option in the Gallery of Latest Public Photos would keep a few people happy....
Fooooooookinnnnn hell nnnoooooooooooooo
But Frock think of it as a safety feature,,,,,,,,
Hey,,,,,,,,, cuz if we just leave people licking their screens, as some do now !!!,,,,, , there’s bound to be an accident sooner or later….!. "Ok, ok... scratch n sniff which admin give us the 'opt out' feature would be bearable. I'm only at 'tame' window licking levels so screen sniffing and licking would prove a bit too much for me xx | |||
" a leaflet entitled "How to survive the chatrooms"." The text would move far too fast for most.... | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
Thought you were providing the nibbles...;-)
what do you want to nibble on "Somehow I dont think Twiglets is the right answer... | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
Thought you were providing the nibbles...;-)
what do you want to nibble on
Somehow I dont think Twiglets is the right answer..."bugger I like twiglets as well | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then "and some diet | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet "and diet got to keep Mrs A happy | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy "oh we do | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do " I can hear your voice saying that now | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice saying that now "lmao | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now "So can I | |||
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"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I "Is it too late to say "Get a room" to you lot abve | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I
Is it too late to say "Get a room" to you lot abve "I dont know what you mean | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I
Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve "Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I
Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve
Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans "if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I | |||
"An umbrella, sunscreen and a flask of weak lemon drink........oh and a note book and four spare biros........and an anorak..... .....why do I always get swinging and train spotting mixed up? I am banned from 4 mainline railway stations because of this strange form of dyslexia" daft bugger | |||
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"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch "packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then | |||
"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch
packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then "dont think that will help when someone(who shall remain nameless) throws my drink around | |||
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"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch
packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then
dont think that will help when someone(who shall remain nameless) throws my drink around "oh oh is it that Frocky or even that Mr Now bet its Frocky | |||
"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch
packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then
dont think that will help when someone(who shall remain nameless) throws my drink around "sick were you lol | |||
"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch
packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then
dont think that will help when someone(who shall remain nameless) throws my drink around
sick were you lol "nope no sickness here | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I
Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve
Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans
if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I "I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame | |||
"A landing mat incase a meet falls off the bed
I'm never gonna live this down lmao xxx
"free pass to A&E | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I
Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve
Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans
if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I
I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame "That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh | |||
"I want in the middle, but not on the wet patch
packs conti pads , the wet patch moves then
dont think that will help when someone(who shall remain nameless) throws my drink around
sick were you lol "She didn't chuck... unless you are counting her glass of voddy and | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I
Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve
Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans
if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I
I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame
That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh "Your profile name looks a bit familiar... do I know you?  | |||
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"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I
Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve
Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans
if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I
I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame
That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh
Your profile name looks a bit familiar... do I know you? "I'm not sure, but i think ive seen that ass before | |||
" I can't remember the song title but it goes ... "Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, ladies and gentleman i give you ..... The Just, Frock and CofA (*) show. How many threads are you lot on? i said "threads" (*) save the best till last lol "aww mushy you wanna join in | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I
Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve
Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans
if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I
I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame
That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh
Your profile name looks a bit familiar... do I know you?
I'm not sure, but i think ive seen that ass before "I have felt that ass before | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I
Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve
Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans
if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I
I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame
That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh
Your profile name looks a bit familiar... do I know you?
I'm not sure, but i think ive seen that ass before
I have felt that ass before "Who feels a bit of an arse? | |||
"A bottle of Voddy and a bag of Big Purple Ones, to get the paaartaaay started...
brings red bull as well then
and some diet
and diet got to keep Mrs A happy
oh we do
I can hear your voice singing now
So can I
Is it too late to say "Get a room with a huge bed" to you lot abve
Yep, I think one is needed after Sunday's shenanigans
if we getting a huge bed I want to be in the middle dont want to fall off do I
I'll keep a firm grip of you and my drink... unlike others that I will NEVER name n shame
That is awful, naming and shaming, some people huh
Your profile name looks a bit familiar... do I know you?
I'm not sure, but i think ive seen that ass before
I have felt that ass before
Who feels a bit of an arse? "a bit? sometimes a little is better than a lot | |||
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