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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on fess up all you voyeurs of the forums!

Those that read but don' t post, come and say Hi!

We don' t bite.......unless you beg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dabble occasionally, usually lurk

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Hi!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

yes hello all x

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

**waves** Hello...lurker here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

I know they're out there,someone messaged me about a comment I made over a year ago on here yesterday

They read......they watch......they need to get posting

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By *essesCouple over a year ago

nottingham

lurker here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello and welcome snogs and air kisses as appropriate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lurker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snogs ? Hell, now you tell me ! Count me in

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By *ercedes62Woman over a year ago

Northampton

Lurk more than post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Occasionally post, but mainly lurk, with a bit of dabbling in stealth perving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am far too quiet and shy to post so a lurker here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurker more than poster here

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By *enithWoman over a year ago

closer than you think

usually lurk but do post occasionally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am far too quiet and shy to post so a lurker here

Never seen you before, welcome newbie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never been one for posting myself

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By *enithWoman over a year ago

closer than you think

"I am far too quiet and shy to post so a lurker here

you in panto this year as pinocchio?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am far too quiet and shy to post so a lurker here

Never seen you before, welcome newbie

awwww thank you made me feel really welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never been one for posting myself "

*splutters*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am far too quiet and shy to post so a lurker here

you in panto this year as pinocchio?

blooming heck is nothing safe on here

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"I am far too quiet and shy to post so a lurker here

Of course you are...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am far too quiet and shy to post so a lurker here

Never seen you before, welcome newbie

awwww thank you made me feel really welcome

One tries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never been one for posting myself "

who are you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know how to post in a forum

Tony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I am far too quiet and shy to post so a lurker here

Of course you are...

I am I am just ask anyone at chams on Sunday....... actually maybe not

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By *danteMan over a year ago

rhonda

well what can i say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*hangs head in shame*

lurker x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Na can't be doin wi the fourms xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I am far too quiet and shy to post so a lurker here

Of course you are...

I am I am just ask anyone at chams on Sunday....... actually maybe not

If your shy I'm straight xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

SW1A1AA

There is alot, i didnt realize until i did the forum awards last year and 2/3rds of the votes where from lurkers.

So good morning lurkersx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to keep a low profile so's not to upset anyone or piss them off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More of a lurker,but do post now and again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't know the forums existed!

Hello everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't know the forums existed!

Hello everyone

just like me then hello newbies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't know the forums existed!

Hello everyone

just like me then hello newbies

oh hello!!

I like you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't know the forums existed!

Hello everyone

just like me then hello newbies

oh hello!!

I like you

wow your a bit upfront for a newbie

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Any newbies want breaking in gently

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Had quite a few private replies to post I have made before from lurkers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

am a christmas forum lurker

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

ooohhhh I do love a lurker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on fess up all you voyeurs of the forums!

Those that read but don' t post, come and say Hi!

We don' t bite.......unless you beg

Giggles, people do bite and hard quite often to posters...

Would be great if there was a few more forums for people to post the repetitive; Would ??? the above, Profile feed back, people not replying to emails to name a few

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mainly lurkers here, with the odd dabble,

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

Hi to all the newbies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi to all the newbies

Who are ya again? Xx

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By *r slimMan over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

me stealth lurking never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lurk about everyday and post the odd thing every now and again :P

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Hi to all the newbies

Who are ya again? Xx

Another newbie

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Come on fess up all you voyeurs of the forums!

Those that read but don' t post, come and say Hi!

We don' t bite.......unless you beg

Voyeur

My hands are too busy doing other things to be able to type,...

Oh and as for my lurcher,( my dog can't type)..

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

I'm shy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

just like me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi to all the newbies

Who are ya again? Xx

One of them pair likes to drop in occasionally... the other likes to drop off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get some lovely letters from the ones looking in who say nothing here ... had one 5 mins ago , lol really sweet .

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

you must intimidate them in here...

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I post occasionally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i post some times lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you must intimidate them in here...

"
no thay read some of my old mail in forums and chat about how thay may like to do things , lol xxx

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

I do post on things that interest me, but it goes in fits and starts!

(Hmmm. Mrs R says "More like sits and farts!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tend to lurk and rarely say much on the forums (or perv as i _iew when not logged in so pictures don't show on my screen, just text), but days when it's quiet in work I have been known to do the odd post.

(Him half of the couple).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im a newbie i need breaking in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when i see a bit of fanny posting, i have to post...mmmmm now checkin whos posted here....

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By *oodnvampCouple over a year ago

beverley

I lurked for a while before I started posting only recently... Still lurk more than post.

Oh and I perve a fair bit too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lurked for a while before I started posting only recently... Still lurk more than post.

Oh and I perve a fair bit too!

phoarrr am pervin ya!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I agree with Paddy, nice pics _oodnvamp.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I agree with Paddy, nice pics _oodnvamp.

I wouldn't know I've never looked... ahem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I agree with Paddy, nice pics _oodnvamp.

I wouldn't know I've never looked... ahem."

Where's the one eyebrow raised smiley when you need it?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I agree with Paddy, nice pics _oodnvamp.

I wouldn't know I've never looked... ahem.

Where's the one eyebrow raised smiley when you need it? "

Where is the whistling innocently while rolling eyes smiley also.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

just like me

and me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

just like me

and me! "

cough splutter I believe you thousands wouldnt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello, my name is Pauly, and this is my first post.... I am also a compulsive liar..... and I never have sex on a first date/meet/kidnap

P xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Pauly, and this is my first post.... I am also a compulsive liar..... and I never have sex on a first date/meet/kidnap

P xxx"

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

just like me

and me!

cough splutter I believe you thousands wouldnt

xx"

Everyone knows I'm extremely shy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

just like me

and me!

cough splutter I believe you thousands wouldnt

Everyone knows I'm extremely shy

oh of course you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

just like me

and me!

cough splutter I believe you thousands wouldnt

Everyone knows I'm extremely shy

Gobsmacked!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

just like me

and me!

cough splutter I believe you thousands wouldnt

Everyone knows I'm extremely shy

oh of course you are

bit like you then eh just ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

just like me

and me!

cough splutter I believe you thousands wouldnt

Everyone knows I'm extremely shy

oh of course you are

bit like you then eh just ?"

yep see you know me so well Bussy

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm shy

just like me

and me!

cough splutter I believe you thousands wouldnt

Everyone knows I'm extremely shy

and i'm the virgin mary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I seem to have stumbled into the Pinocchio Posters thread.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I seem to have stumbled into the Pinocchio Posters thread.

I know the tales these people try to tell ya ... huh

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

i sometimes lurch to the left, especially when the piccies are on their side. even worse when upside down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seem to have stumbled into the Pinocchio Posters thread.

I know the tales these people try to tell ya ... huh

Unlike us sisters of piety from the Order of the Born Again Virgins .

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I seem to have stumbled into the Pinocchio Posters thread.

I know the tales these people try to tell ya ... huh

Unlike us sisters of piety from the Order of the Born Again Virgins ."

Im born again every morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I seem to have stumbled into the Pinocchio Posters thread.

I know the tales these people try to tell ya ... huh

Unlike us sisters of piety from the Order of the Born Again Virgins .

Im born again every morning

I've heard you sing in the shower of a morning .... "I'm going to wash that sin right out of my hair"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I seem to have stumbled into the Pinocchio Posters thread.

I know the tales these people try to tell ya ... huh

Unlike us sisters of piety from the Order of the Born Again Virgins .

Im born again every morning

I've heard you sing in the shower of a morning .... "I'm going to wash that sin right out of my hair"

X-Factor here I come

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we normally lurk!! we do reply to threads but seem to be post killers LMAO!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"we normally lurk!! we do reply to threads but seem to be post killers LMAO!!

It feels like that sometimes, I still kill threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

My apologies Miss Frock Off .... hello and welcome to the forum.

pssssst..... which personality am I talking to this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

Stop laughing

You're making me look a right tit now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a bit more confidence recently but always nervous posting - you big hitters are more fun - just enjoy watching you post!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

My apologies Miss Frock Off .... hello and welcome to the forum.

pssssst..... which personality am I talking to this evening?

The extremely shy one... the other one (extremely, extremely shy) has gone off to hide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got a bit more confidence recently but always nervous posting - you big hitters are more fun - just enjoy watching you post!

Welcome welcome, just join in with the banter and insults ...... I'm used to it.

(ye feeling sympathy for me yet?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mostly a lurker but have posted a couple of times x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello then..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

My apologies Miss Frock Off .... hello and welcome to the forum.

pssssst..... which personality am I talking to this evening?

The extremely shy one... the other one (extremely, extremely shy) has gone off to hide

Ahhhhhaa! extremely extremely shy, that's the one that sloped off with my virginity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have nothing to declare but my jeans !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 09/12/11 17:42:46]"

Have you gone shy too PP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Mrshousewife, hello silent but deadly PP, hello .Pridey.

Good to see new blood flowing pulsing through the forums. (as opposed to fresh blood spilling...)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Mrshousewife, hello silent but deadly PP, hello .Pridey.

Good to see new blood flowing pulsing through the forums. (as opposed to fresh blood spilling...)

I hope you guys continue posting

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

Stop laughing

You're making me look a right tit now

lmao you dont need any help from me

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple over a year ago

outside kilrea north west nothern ireland

can be a bit daunting for people if like me spelling and punctuation is constantly nit picked, maybe some should lightin up on others, make it more inviting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

Stop laughing

You're making me look a right tit now

lmao you dont need any help from me

hmmmmmmm.... trust trying to work out if that's the bed wetter or the unbalanced one talking

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By *ucati1098Couple over a year ago

nottingham

I have posted in the pass,but enjoy reading some of the threads.

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple over a year ago

outside kilrea north west nothern ireland

that is my speeling and punctuation is a prob ands see it nit picked

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

Stop laughing

You're making me look a right tit now

lmao you dont need any help from me

hmmmmmmm.... trust trying to work out if that's the bed wetter or the unbalanced one talking

wrong its the sane one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can be a bit daunting for people if like me spelling and punctuation is constantly nit picked, maybe some should lightin up on others, make it more inviting

Just ignore the spelling police... I do!

We have some brilliant regulars that struggle with spelling and punctuation.... keep posting away my dear... It'll piss em off even more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

Stop laughing

You're making me look a right tit now

lmao you dont need any help from me

hmmmmmmm.... trust trying to work out if that's the bed wetter or the unbalanced one talking

wrong its the sane one

Huh?

*goes off to ring Mrs A to warn her that their account has been hacked*

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

BREAKING NEWS : Mr Now is not shy, he just can't get a word in edgeways

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can be a bit daunting for people if like me spelling and punctuation is constantly nit picked, maybe some should lightin up on others, make it more inviting

...for every nit-picker there are dozens who are interested in you and just want to know what you have to say.

So worry not about spelling, punctuation etc.

Jo (game4it) is a regular forum poster and has dyslexia, she doesn't care just banters away with the rest. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BREAKING NEWS : Mr Now is not shy, he just can't get a word in edgeways

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

Stop laughing

You're making me look a right tit now

lmao you dont need any help from me

hmmmmmmm.... trust trying to work out if that's the bed wetter or the unbalanced one talking

wrong its the sane one

Huh?

*goes off to ring Mrs A to warn her that their account has been hacked*

Nah hasnt been hacked, I'm being sensible from now on, no more drinking, smoking, sex, chocolate or pringles,

fuk that, thats to boring wheres the voddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Typical!

I leave you lot alone for a few hours and you hijack my thread

.....I was trawling for fresh meat and you lot have scared 'em off grrrrrr!

...*runs after lurkers saying," come back....."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi you lot! I was very nervous writing my post on this thread

Stop laughing

You're making me look a right tit now

lmao you dont need any help from me

hmmmmmmm.... trust trying to work out if that's the bed wetter or the unbalanced one talking

wrong its the sane one

Huh?

*goes off to ring Mrs A to warn her that their account has been hacked*

Nah hasnt been hacked, I'm being sensible from now on, no more drinking, smoking, sex, chocolate or pringles,

or telling porkies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Typical!

I leave you lot alone for a few hours and you hijack my thread

.....I was trawling for fresh meat and you lot have scared 'em off grrrrrr!

...*runs after lurkers saying," come back....."

** nudges Testy ** they're still there lurking, just smile and wave.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Typical!

I leave you lot alone for a few hours and you hijack my thread

.....I was trawling for fresh meat and you lot have scared 'em off grrrrrr!

...*runs after lurkers saying," come back....."

Wasn't me honestly, it was the bad man that made me do it

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Being a mere male, may i suggest if you ladies want to be successful at trawling, you could do worse than ask Frockie for a borrow of her netting.

Hook, line and sinkered here.

Though not a Belfast sink ( ahem ) , they're too cold on the bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Typical!

I leave you lot alone for a few hours and you hijack my thread

.....I was trawling for fresh meat and you lot have scared 'em off grrrrrr!

...*runs after lurkers saying," come back....."

** nudges Testy ** they're still there lurking, just smile and wave.

"Testy????" Cheeky mare!

*Waves alluringly at Lurkers and does my Joey from Friends impression...

"How YOU Doin'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Being a mere male, may i suggest if you ladies want to be successful at trawling, you could do worse than ask Frockie for a borrow of her netting.

Hook, line and sinkered here.

Though not a Belfast sink ( ahem ) , they're too cold on the bum. "

Thanks for that Shadow Man but us other ladies do ok, methinks, with our assets, and like Frockie, like to be original!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm shy

just like me

and me!

cough splutter I believe you thousands wouldnt

Everyone knows I'm extremely shy

and i'm the virgin mary

No am the Virgin Mary

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm shy

just like me

and me!

cough splutter I believe you thousands wouldnt

Everyone knows I'm extremely shy

and i'm the virgin mary

No am the Virgin Mary

Jesus

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm shy

just like me

and me!

cough splutter I believe you thousands wouldnt

Everyone knows I'm extremely shy

and i'm the virgin mary

No am the Virgin Mary

no thats only your arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on fess up all you voyeurs of the forums!

Those that read but don' t post, come and say Hi!

We don' t bite.......unless you beg

Im a full time lurker... part time poster, hi all. and to the OP loving the festive profile pic...everyone should have festive photos to fit with the sites current theme.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on fess up all you voyeurs of the forums!

Those that read but don' t post, come and say Hi!

We don' t bite.......unless you beg

Im a full time lurker... part time poster, hi all. and to the OP loving the festive profile pic...everyone should have festive photos to fit with the sites current theme."

Including you?

Come on then, you next?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lurks...everyday....but am usually either too scared or just peeing meself laughing at you mad lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everybody gets arse ache when I post

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everybody gets arse ache when I post

Metaphorical bum pincher?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some are just more fickle than tickle

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

By the beach

This site has a forum?

Since when??

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Daily lurker here but dont post very much unless the urge gets too much for me...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

im the shy 1 (mr a )....mrs a is the mad 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've dabbled in posting previously, started liking it a lot. Did it with friends, but obviously kept it from family. Used to go clubs, and seen others doing it, then it started becoming a problem.

I started posting on street corners, then finding I was posting for days on end not eating, not sleeping. Becoming a recluse, avoiding everyone, just for one more post.

I admitted I had a problem, sought counselling, seen specialists and now happy to say I'm a recovering poster, I limit myself to a couple of posts a day, I'm building my life back up, back together. Everyday is a battle.

Hi my name is bobby, and I'm a recovering poster....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im the shy 1 (mr a )....mrs a is the mad 1

your not shy just cant get a word in can you, never mind you will be able to post on yours soon and then we will be able to hear you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"im the shy 1 (mr a )....mrs a is the mad 1

Ha yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helloooooooo peeps

mwaahhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"im the shy 1 (mr a )....mrs a is the mad 1

Yea right Mr A ... you are 10 times worse than me!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

This coming from the women that asked for HELP earlier

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Helloooooooo peeps

mwaahhhh!!!"

hello and welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

This coming from the women that asked for HELP earlier

Ahh but that was with some techno geeky stuff not real important stuff like who is mad and who is sane on here

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

This coming from the women that asked for HELP earlier

Ahh but that was with some techno geeky stuff not real important stuff like who is mad and who is sane on here

Your the only mad one here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

This coming from the women that asked for HELP earlier

Ahh but that was with some techno geeky stuff not real important stuff like who is mad and who is sane on here

Your the only mad one here

Maybe its cos I am mad I think you all mad when in fact you lot all sane and I am mad I think I need a lie down my brain hurts now

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By *ayceeCouple over a year ago

northampton

Mainly a lurker, used to be a regular

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

This coming from the women that asked for HELP earlier

Ahh but that was with some techno geeky stuff not real important stuff like who is mad and who is sane on here

Your the only mad one here

Maybe its cos I am mad I think you all mad when in fact you lot all sane and I am mad I think I need a lie down my brain hurts now

that just pickled my head, need to lay down now as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

This coming from the women that asked for HELP earlier

Ahh but that was with some techno geeky stuff not real important stuff like who is mad and who is sane on here

Your the only mad one here

Maybe its cos I am mad I think you all mad when in fact you lot all sane and I am mad I think I need a lie down my brain hurts now

that just pickled my head, need to lay down now as well

Thats the vodka not me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep, deffo the Pinocchio Posters thread!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

This coming from the women that asked for HELP earlier

Ahh but that was with some techno geeky stuff not real important stuff like who is mad and who is sane on here

Your the only mad one here

Maybe its cos I am mad I think you all mad when in fact you lot all sane and I am mad I think I need a lie down my brain hurts now

that just pickled my head, need to lay down now as well

Thats the vodka not me

not on the voddy tonight .... only the captains morgans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

This coming from the women that asked for HELP earlier

Ahh but that was with some techno geeky stuff not real important stuff like who is mad and who is sane on here

Your the only mad one here

Maybe its cos I am mad I think you all mad when in fact you lot all sane and I am mad I think I need a lie down my brain hurts now

that just pickled my head, need to lay down now as well

Thats the vodka not me

not on the voddy tonight .... only the captains morgans

And what are you drinking

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

This coming from the women that asked for HELP earlier

Ahh but that was with some techno geeky stuff not real important stuff like who is mad and who is sane on here

Your the only mad one here

Maybe its cos I am mad I think you all mad when in fact you lot all sane and I am mad I think I need a lie down my brain hurts now

that just pickled my head, need to lay down now as well

Thats the vodka not me

not on the voddy tonight .... only the captains morgans

And what are you drinking

captain morgans spiced rum and diet

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Yep, deffo the Pinocchio Posters thread!

wasn't me... i'm innocent, i tell ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BOO! :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Its ok I will help you out now you need to stay away from Soapy and Bussy and Mr and Mrs A and Frocky and Diamondsmiles Oh bugger it est dont talk to anyone they all blooming mad

Hi and welcome I btw am totally sane

This coming from the women that asked for HELP earlier

Ahh but that was with some techno geeky stuff not real important stuff like who is mad and who is sane on here

Your the only mad one here

Maybe its cos I am mad I think you all mad when in fact you lot all sane and I am mad I think I need a lie down my brain hurts now

that just pickled my head, need to lay down now as well

Thats the vodka not me

not on the voddy tonight .... only the captains morgans

And what are you drinking

captain morgans spiced rum and diet

Ah see i thought you was sitting on captain morgan while drinking something else

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"BOO! :P"

AHHHHH you scared me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

never thought anyone read anything anyone typed in the forums ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BOO! :P

AHHHHH you scared me

That was the idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BOO! :P"

EEK! you frightened me fartless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BOO! :P

EEK! you frightened me fartless.

OK, I apologise and hang my cock in shame.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i clicked This thread

thinking

it was about -

LURPAK - the butter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

"BOO! :P

EEK! you frightened me fartless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a bit scared by some of the forum-ites.... i'm more sensitive than I look ....

Hello newbie

Ignore anyone suggesting I'm slightly unhinged... my door fell outta the frame a very long time ago my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on fess up all you voyeurs of the forums!

Those that read but don' t post, come and say Hi!

We don' t bite.......unless you beg

Hi,

I do post, now and again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who says ya slightly unhinged babe?

You tell me and I'll sort em and put em right!!!

Ya VERY unhinged xx

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

Welcome back. You've been missed

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

Welcome back. You've been missed

Aw, thank you - I have missed the forums, too. The trouble is, once you start you can easily spend an hour or more on here - I think I need help with my ironing...;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

Welcome back. You've been missed

+1 xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

Welcome back. You've been missed

Aw, thank you - I have missed the forums, too. The trouble is, once you start you can easily spend an hour or more on here - I think I need help with my ironing...;-)"

An hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

Welcome back. You've been missed

+1 xx"

+2 xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

Welcome back. You've been missed

+1 xx

+2 xx"

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

Welcome back. You've been missed

+1 xx"

Thank you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

Welcome back. You've been missed

+1 xx

+2 xx"

+4 xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

Welcome back. You've been missed

+1 xx

+2 xx"

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not been lurking as I have not been online a lot recently due to work and study and family and other things.... but back here on and off for a peep and a post

Welcome back. You've been missed

+1 xx

+2 xx

+3 Your welcome

Aphrodite so wants to say thank you on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, it's not closed yet Aphrodite, but will be soon."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, it's not closed yet Aphrodite, but will be soon."

So nice to see so many newbie posters on here. Welcome to the forums & keep posting.

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