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By *ayMyName123 OP Man over a year ago

Barnsley

In just your underwear and feel me grow underneath you and push against you mmm turns me on the thought of my gardening cock leaving pre cum on your knickers

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Gardening?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Does your cock often cut the lawn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In just your underwear and feel me grow underneath you and push against you mmm turns me on the thought of my gardening cock leaving pre cum on your knickers

Gardening c@#k. Is that code for something?. Lexi

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"In just your underwear and feel me grow underneath you and push against you mmm turns me on the thought of my gardening cock leaving pre cum on your knickers

Can it mow the grass too? Maybe do some ing whilst it's at it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Proper percy thrower lmao

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Does your cock often cut the lawn?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are the worst Santa I've ever heard of

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You are the worst Santa I've ever heard of"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this a chat up line? you talking dirty? or a page you're reading out of viz?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are the worst Santa I've ever heard of"

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By *ayMyName123 OP Man over a year ago

Barnsley

You lot are brutal sorry for posting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gardening cock? Fantastic. Can you cut my grass in the back garden?

Also my sunflowers died. Can you replace them with amazing sunflowers. Ta

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

In this weather, fock that

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You lot are brutal sorry for posting

Don't be sorry, we all make typos. We generally laugh at ourselves too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gardening? Is it plowing a furrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just a lawnmower

You can tell me by the way I walk

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS over a year ago

midlands

Erm - is your cock hidden in a big bush or is it a forest

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By *layfulfoxMan over a year ago

nowhere

I prefer a trimmed Bush tbh so it's kinda handy

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

If your cock is green, try antibiotics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP I beg you to please dress your cock as a gardener and make it your profile pic

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By *ilthyCuteWoman over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"In just your underwear and feel me grow underneath you and push against you mmm turns me on the thought of my gardening cock leaving pre cum on your knickers

Where can I get a gardening cock, been to b and q and could only find a hoe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew a lady once who reckoned if she cold find a dildo that could mow the lawn as well then she wouldn't need a husband at all!

Maybe the original poster has hit on something??

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