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Well it's either a pint or a shag
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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why not both? |
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Bet I can tempt you with an Asbach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A four fingered jd...  |
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over a year ago
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You get yourself off for a pint PP, I'll look after this end  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bet I can tempt you with an Asbach "
hell yes please  |
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Bet I can tempt you with an Asbach
hell yes please "
Not another one after me Asbach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bet I can tempt you with an Asbach
hell yes please
Not another one after me Asbach"
yep  |
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Bet I can tempt you with an Asbach
hell yes please
Not another one after me Asbach
yep "
I'm down to me last 2 and a half litres |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bet I can tempt you with an Asbach
hell yes please
Not another one after me Asbach
yep
I'm down to me last 2 and a half litres"
that will do for starters  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bet I can tempt you with an Asbach
hell yes please
Not another one after me Asbach
yep
I'm down to me last 2 and a half litres
that will do for starters "
Shag, a few pint then shag again?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pint xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pint  |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Pint"
Not sure if I can fill a pint...but for you I'll try...   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pint
shag then wine"
Champagne |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bet I can tempt you with an Asbach
hell yes please
Not another one after me Asbach
yep
I'm down to me last 2 and a half litres
that will do for starters
Shag, a few pint then shag again?
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ok if you must  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isnt shag summat ya smoke ? cant remember as its been a while  |
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over a year ago
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Isnt shag summat ya smoke ? cant remember as its been a while
Shag "
In a pipe...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmm thinking xx  |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Mmm thinking xx "
Stop thinking and get the drink in...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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anyone having sprouts for xmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmm thinking xx
Stop thinking and get the drink in... "
shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone having sprouts for xmas"
yep |
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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago
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"anyone having sprouts for xmas
yep "
Fruit and two veg all year  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sprouts could be a hot dog ,,eh peaches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sprouts could be a hot dog ,,eh peaches"
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
OK pint or two...put the world to rights...   |
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"pint "
Pint with Mr & Shag with Mrs !!! all bases covered there i think  |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"pint
Pint with Mr & Shag with Mrs !!! all bases covered there i think "
Ok you have talked me into it...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shag"
nothing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pint and a few vodkas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pint and a few vodkas."
i think holiday pics should be banned on this cold winters night.....off for a pint (voddie)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pint and a few vodkas.
i think holiday pics should be banned on this cold winters night.....off for a pint (voddie) "
That was Morecambe Bay before a nude swim yesterday.
Definitely go for a pint of voddy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not a drinker mesel but pass the shag could do with rolly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She is giving me no choice ;
shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pint |
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Pint please, buisness before pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had apint so who wantsa shag?  |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
By the beach |
I dare anyone to drink a pint of Tactical Nuclear Penguin (google it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dare anyone to drink a pint of Tactical Nuclear Penguin (google it)"
Was that a yes?
Been drinking Goldshlager-(try it)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pint xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Half pint... ;-);-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A nice g and t and a shag
beer does so bloat  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
as it's late it'll have to be a quick one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well it's abit early but if you insist then it would be rude not to, then i should be time for a pint  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ermmmmmmmm.................Yes yes ohh and yes again but can i have mi green tea too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now that you ae refreshed from the green tea I would love a shag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be rude not to..  |
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over a year ago
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
ok Screewge you can have it where and when ever you want it...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thats the christmas spirit......  |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Thats the christmas spirit...... "
So which would you be, past, present or future...if you were the christmas spirit...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats the christmas spirit......
So which would you be, past, present or future...if you were the christmas spirit... "
Future cos looks pretty good from what i can see of it on mi tiptoes ....  |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Future cos looks pretty good from what i can see of it on mi tiptoes ....
So you see the future...so go on then share your insight...   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Future cos looks pretty good from what i can see of it on mi tiptoes ....
So you see the future...so go on then share your insight...  "
I can see lots of fun,frolic madness and mayhem sprinkled with laughter and damn right horny moments,lots of wetness and the need to buy more sheets and a good quality waterproof one... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can I give you some christmas spirit  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cliff xx  |
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over a year ago
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I might ... "
Shag, then a glass of wine, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wine first please
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ooh my cork just popped out
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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how about a slippery nipple? lol |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"how about a slippery nipple? lol"
Gone on I'll have one...  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"how about a slippery nipple? lol
Gone on I'll have one... "
Drink for now......maybe a shag once my back is better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how about a slippery nipple? lol
Gone on I'll have one...
Drink for now......maybe a shag once my back is better "
shag you can just lie there!!  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"how about a slippery nipple? lol
Gone on I'll have one...
Drink for now......maybe a shag once my back is better
shag you can just lie there!! "
Ok if you promise to be gentle with me...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh umm damn cant promise that sorry!  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"oh umm damn cant promise that sorry! "
I'm holding out then till I'm 100%  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always hold it until its 100% in...otherwise my boat would float off without me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pint  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Pint ? voddy ?
Make that 2"
mmm yes shag the 2 above  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shag and pint n vodka after. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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pint then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shag and a pint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shag and a pint"
Glass of bubbly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i don't want a pint ,helpxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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we don't serve pop in here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we don't serve pop in here "
Shag drinks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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deffo shag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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would deffo have to be a shag |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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pint then Oz  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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set up on the bar mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"set up on the bar mate"
nice 1  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"set up on the bar mate"
Slides one over  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time  "
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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why not its only money  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time 
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands "
gissa shag then cheepskate. |
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Is this a private party or can anyone join in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time 
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands "
god here's a fiver  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time 
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands
god here's a fiver "
Tight arse  |
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time 
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands
god here's a fiver
Tight arse "
Really  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time 
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands
god here's a fiver
Tight arse "
wot you on about, we don't see ya for weeks then when the bars open up ya pop  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time 
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands
god here's a fiver
Tight arse
Really "
Not anymore  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time 
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands
god here's a fiver
Tight arse
Really "
Evenin Pet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if I buy a round for everyone, will it get ma a shag?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if I buy a round for everyone, will it get ma a shag? "
not from me but I'll watch ya beer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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your a gent |
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time 
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands
god here's a fiver
Tight arse
Really
Evenin Pet "
Evening PP, nice package between ya legs |
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"if I buy a round for everyone, will it get ma a shag? "
Does ma want a shag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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got excited at the thought |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time 
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands
god here's a fiver
Tight arse
Really
Evenin Pet
Evening PP, nice package between ya legs"
hehe Pet what ya fancy  |
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"set up on the bar mate
Slides one over
you gonna buy a round this time 
My turn again the last virtual round cost me thousands
god here's a fiver
Tight arse
Really
Evenin Pet
Evening PP, nice package between ya legs
hehe Pet what ya fancy "
Now that is a silly question to ask me, you know what I like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pint eh Soapy me old mate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pint eh Soapy me old mate "
Christmas pint for both of ya... |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
Who knows |
For Cinnamon is definately a shag followed by a coupla glasses of champagne  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Both
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A good few pints for a sympathy shag.....just 1 for a normal shag!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shag for sure!  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pint xxxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deffo shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Deffo shag "
Shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll have a pint when I'm done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint when I'm done "
shag n pint |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mine's a pint  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"mines a shag"
mine too  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"mines a shag"
lets start the weekend with a shag |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"mines a shag
lets start the weekend with a shag "
dam it PP you got there first not gonna get my todger anywhere near you!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"mines a shag
lets start the weekend with a shag "
you don't have to leave early do you  |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
now now boys ever heard of sharing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I like sharing  |
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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago
Helensburgh |
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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago
Helensburgh |
PPP pint private parts |
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over a year ago
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
I've been to slow today but hope I can get it in the right place this time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been to slow today but hope I can get it in the right place this time "
A couple of pints while we work out who is goin down first...  |
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