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Please feel free to a pint or a shag or both
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"neither I am on a diet "Shag - I'll help you on the diet afterwards  | |||
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"Both......merry xmas" Shag Merry Christmas too you xxx | |||
"I most definately would say both and a coffee after "Not just any ole coffee tho an its me special.coffee  | |||
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"would give you special everything "Ohhh tell me.more...  | |||
"just a pint I think" Of jd ?????? | |||
"just a pint I think Of jd ?????? "Sounds good | |||
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"both please xxx" | |||
"both please xxx "Same again please | |||
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" "Give me a clue where privy toen is and I'll find a nice place for us to have a drink and a meal before we go for the final show down | |||
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"deffo both but more of the shagging " | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging "green tea and then a shag | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag "U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed "eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet "Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold "ffffffreezing  | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold
ffffffreezing "Ooooops sorrrry | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold
ffffffreezing
Ooooops sorrrry "no ya not  | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold
ffffffreezing
Ooooops sorrrry
no ya not "Bugger ya rumbled me......again | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold
ffffffreezing
Ooooops sorrrry
no ya not
Bugger ya rumbled me......again "you want buggering? | |||
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"Mrs K yes "jeeeeesssss it's gonna have to be a pint, you keep popping up next to me | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold
ffffffreezing
Ooooops sorrrr
y rr
no ya not
Bugger ya rumbled me......again
y
you want buggering? "Be rude to say no after u asked | |||
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"I can feel a party coming on "Whoopeeeee!! Ill bring the Saké... | |||
"I can feel a party coming on "Im.bringing meeeeeee | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold
ffffffreezing
Ooooops sorrrr
y rr
no ya not
Bugger ya rumbled me......again
y
you want buggering?
Be rude to say no after u asked "be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared | |||
"I can feel a party coming on
Im.bringing meeeeeee "That'll do nicely madam... | |||
"be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared "want to borrow a little blue pill | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Y
Dont need telling twice......mmmmm
m are my feet cold
ffffffreezing
Ooooops sorrrr
y rr
no ya not
Bugger ya rumbled me......again
y
you want buggering?
Be rude to say no after u asked
be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared "Ok.....plenty of time to work the room and perv before u arrive then | |||
"I can feel a party coming on
Im.bringing meeeeeee
That'll do nicely madam..."Your too kind sir...... | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Y
Dont need telling twice......mmmmm
m are my feet cold
ffffffreezing
Ooooops sorrrr
y rr
no ya not
Bugger ya rumbled me......again
y
you want buggering?
Be rude to say no after u asked
be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared
Ok.....plenty of time to work the room and perv before u arrive then"Have you got enough lube or shall I bring some? | |||
"be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared
want to borrow a little blue pill "would you want it back after I've used it? | |||
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"be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared
want to borrow a little blue pill
would you want it back after I've used it? "well I'm not gonna say I'll give you one now am I oops I just did  | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Y
Dont need telling twice......mmmmm
m are my feet cold
ffffffreezing
Ooooops sorrrr
y rr
no ya not
Bugger ya rumbled me......again
y
you want buggering?
Be rude to say no after u asked
be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared
Ok.....plenty of time to work the room and perv before u arrive then
Have you got enough lube or shall I bring some? "Never needed any........ever | |||
"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Y
Dont need telling twice......mmmmm
m are my feet cold
ffffffreezing
Ooooops sorrrr
y rr
no ya not
Bugger ya rumbled me......again
y
you want buggering?
Be rude to say no after u asked
be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared
Ok.....plenty of time to work the room and perv before u arrive then
Have you got enough lube or shall I bring some?
Never needed any........ever"mmmmmmmmmmmmmm now this is sounding beter and better, I'll cum in the fast car, be there in 2 hrs lol | |||
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"deffo both but more of the shagging
green tea and then a shag
U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed
eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet
Y
Dont need telling twice......mmmmm
m are my feet cold
ffffffreezing
Ooooops sorrrr
y rr
no ya not
Bugger ya rumbled me......again
y
you want buggering?
Be rude to say no after u asked
be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared
Ok.....plenty of time to work the room and perv before u arrive then
Have you got enough lube or shall I bring some?
Never needed any........ever
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm now this is sounding beter and better, I'll cum in the fast car, be there in 2 hrs lol" so get a move on then........ | |||
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"whooooo you are bossy "And???? | |||
"whooooo you are bossy
And???? "just sayin I suppose a shags out of the question then | |||
"whooooo you are bossy
And????
just sayin I suppose a shags out of the question then "U really want me to answer that one.... | |||
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"yes "Ok then YES....... | |||
"yes
Ok then YES....... "go on then | |||
"yes
Ok then YES.......
go on then "Where am i going to exactly????? | |||
"yes
Ok then YES.......
go on then
Where am i going to exactly????? "back under the duvet | |||
"yes
Ok then YES.......
go on then
Where am i going to exactly?????
back under the duvet "My favourite place......dive dive | |||
"yes
Ok then YES.......
go on then
Where am i going to exactly?????
back under the duvet "She's waiting for me!!!! | |||
"yes
Ok then YES.......
go on then
Where am i going to exactly?????
back under the duvet
She's waiting for me!!!!"always room for a couple more | |||
"yes
Ok then YES.......
go on then
Where am i going to exactly?????
back under the duvet
She's waiting for me!!!!"But in the meantime..... | |||
"yes
Ok then YES.......
go on then
Where am i going to exactly?????
back under the duvet
She's waiting for me!!!!
But in the meantime..... "1st come 1st served n all that | |||
"yes
Ok then YES.......
go on then
Where am i going to exactly?????
back under the duvet
She's waiting for me!!!!
But in the meantime.....
1st come 1st served n all th
Tat "
Get a ticket go to back of queue........ | |||
"yes
Ok then YES.......
go on then
Where am i going to exactly?????
back under the duvet
She's waiting for me!!!!
But in the meantime.....
1st come 1st served n all th
Tat
Get a ticket go to back of queue........ "best get me coat then, as it will be cold around the corner, hope the chippy is open  | |||
"yes
Ok then YES.......
go on then
Where am i going to exactly?????
back under the duvet
She's waiting for me!!!!
But in the meantime.....
1st come 1st served n all th
Tat
Get a ticket go to back of queue........ best get me coat then, as it will be cold around the corner, hope the chippy is open "Ohhh get me a small fish bout batter pleaseeeeee.... | |||
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"it will be cold and soggy by the time I get back "Not when i get my lips round it ,it wont | |||
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"pint for me thanks "Shagathon | |||
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"goes for gremlin like shag "We really need to stay out of the jacuzzi | |||
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"pint..fed up shagging mrs a lmao "Pint for MrA and large voddy for MrsA. | |||
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"Pint xx "while your at the bar soapy make mine a voddy n please | |||
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You dont have to flutter those eyelashes missus... "Ohhh i do.... | |||
"pint and half in "Shag xx | |||
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"shag plz xx "A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs | |||
"shag plz xx
A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs "and while you're shagging his missus I'll have to entertain yours | |||
"shag plz xx
A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs "guinness plz lol | |||
"shag plz xx
A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs
guinness plz lol "ordinary or extra cold? | |||
"shag plz xx
A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs
guinness plz lol
ordinary or extra cold? "ohh ordinary...extra cold take the taste away | |||
"shag plz xx
A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs
guinness plz lol "defo another pint, a shag is out of the question when he has been drinking guiness. he will fart all the time | |||
"shag plz xx
A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs
guinness plz lol
ordinary or extra cold?
ohh ordinary...extra cold take the taste away"Man after my own heart - fancy a pint mate? we can join the girls later lol | |||
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"shag plz xx
A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs
guinness plz lol
ordinary or extra cold?
ohh ordinary...extra cold take the taste away
Man after my own heart - fancy a pint mate? we can join the girls later lol"...sounds good 2 me | |||
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"I'm off to the pub "Mines a Guinness please. | |||
"Mines a Guinness please. "Would you like a head on it?....... | |||
