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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What 5 words do you say to them?

Good morning, fancy another fuck..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That your carrot under there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you untie me please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What 5 words do you say to them?

Good morning, fancy another fuck..?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That your carrot under there?"

Who the fuck are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What 5 words do you say to them?

Good morning, fancy another fuck..?

Yes please

Let’s get it on again

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By *owhard007Man over a year ago

leeds

Shit! Is that your husband

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Shit! Is that your husband

No I think it’s theirs

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By *imandher84Couple over a year ago

Leeds

Have you seen my wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall I untie you now?

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By *owhard007Man over a year ago

leeds

"Have you seen my wife

? "

Yes under the sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Full Scottish please no mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Umm your not my wife...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You looked better last night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/12/18 13:39:54]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was an unexpected suprise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whoops, you had better put the kettle on !!

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By *owhard007Man over a year ago

leeds

Ssshhhh you'll wake my parents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How did you get in?

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Woops wrong hole. Carry on great

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some people really can’t count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee two sugars please petal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee, drop of milk please

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

think he’s talking to you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

Why is there a shit in my bed???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I warned you I'd bite!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I warned you I'd bite! "

Don't cry... I'm not THAT bad

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Don't come at me, bro

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Is that you gran?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is my bum sore ! X

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

You promised you wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry but it is Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god noooo not that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You promised ! Come to daddy

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Want tea or coffee cuz?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck. We didn’t did we?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah we did and sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What happened last night fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have my buspass?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really love morning sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I really love Monday sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You want it in there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok PB, bend over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not me his hole please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why am I so itchy!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice penis on you dude

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Where’s the nearest GUM Clinic?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need to stop boozing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've cum all over me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where did you learn skills like that ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get these handcuffs off me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You ready for round six xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How was it for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How was it for you?"

Fuck fuck fuck

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Can we do it again?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Roll over and kiss me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Brush your teeth first matey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't worry I can breath xx

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Bring the wife next time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move on

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Move on "

Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka-ora!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've your brown seed now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you seen me teef?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes they're up my bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/12/18 22:21:56]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg I'm naked you naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And your wife is too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And your wife is too"

What I am doing here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And your wife is too

What I am doing here

"
snap now the lights on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What was in that drink???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calm down it's only blood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just cold plane tap water

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Quick let’s do a runner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick let’s do a runner "

No.lets stay a little longer ...

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm getting the drinks in x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick let’s do a runner "
but u paid for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please god no, not again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was I d*unk last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting the drinks in x"

But the drinks are right here sugabum

Mmmmm

Nice áss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please god no, not again! "
he won't help you now

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By *allSteveMan over a year ago

Poole

How did I get here??

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By *ucky88oMan over a year ago

london

"I'm getting the drinks in x

But the drinks are right here sugabum

Mmmmm

Nice áss

Hope You had fun with alpha last night can i serve You both breakfast in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did I get here??"
your wagon is out side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well may as well

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By *ornyDubMan25Man over a year ago

Berlin

Where did that bird go?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the actual total fuck?

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Oh thank God it's you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait. Who are you again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten!?!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Now where can I warm my hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ve got just the place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got just the place "
you have just drugged me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I forget to put the condom on

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By *ug247Man over a year ago

Near You

I don’t remember meeting you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahem. How did that happen?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t know I’m blaming the person below

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Was I sleepwalking again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How did I get here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning .whats for breakfast..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhh

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By *usietranslutTV/TS over a year ago

carlow

"Ohhhh"

Where's my lighter and tape?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmm curious

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Why have you got a pickle fill up your ass, and why is the bed in John Lewis window?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be looking for a 9 letters word

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Can i have some breakfast x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can i have some breakfast x "

And admire those gorgeous stockings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s hand is doing that?!?

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Who’s hand is doing that?!?

It can't be morning already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d feel lucky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s hand is doing that?!?

It can't be morning already

Wow ! That was amazing gorgeous

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