Do me a favour?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's so cold outside and I'm all wrapped up warm in bed.

I don't want to go to work!

Could you possibly phone my boss and tell him? What excuse would you give for my absence?

By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

I'd tell him you had Anal Glaucoma. ....

You can't see your arse getting into work today

By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I can only find a bra big enough to fit one tit - sorry boss"

By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I'd tell him you had Anal Glaucoma. ....

You can't see your arse getting into work today

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell him you already have two large tits and don't have the patience to deal with another one.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d tel him you were a little tied up right now.......but if I had my way it wouldn’t just be a made up excuse

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rubi can't walk that well today"

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Be honest.

Tell him going out on this weather is a public health hazard, and your insurance won't cover you for taking someone's eye out with ya nipples

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Tell him/ her that you went outside and your tits brushed up against a fence , but it was that cold your nipple froze and snapped off

By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

I would tell them that your suffering with a frozen bottom and just cant get it moving.