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over a year ago
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"One word for you, Battenburg
Vile cake only good for the bin.
Noooo it's delicious in its dayglow glory
So why only eaten on Sundays when your aunte comes over?"
It's posh expensive cake. |
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"One word for you, Battenburg
Vile cake only good for the bin.
Noooo it's delicious in its dayglow glory
So why only eaten on Sundays when your aunte comes over?"
It's a happy cake , joyous for days of gatherings |
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"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.
If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."
What you need is a German cake called Stollen full of dried fruit with strips of marzipan running through it. No icing at all.  |
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"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.
If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing.
What you need is a German cake called Stollen full of dried fruit with strips of marzipan running through it. No icing at all. "
Tried it. Bloody awful. |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
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"One word for you, Battenburg
Vile cake only good for the bin.
Noooo it's delicious in its dayglow glory "
The Mr Kipling mini ones are amazing - even more delicious marzipan to eat  |
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"One word for you, Battenburg
Vile cake only good for the bin.
Noooo it's delicious in its dayglow glory
The Mr Kipling mini ones are amazing - even more delicious marzipan to eat "
Everyone has gone mad  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.
If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."
Helps the icing stick to the cake, also makes an even layer to ice. |
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"Love it. Lidl sell bars of pure marzipan coated in chocolate, they're so good. "
Aldi used to sell them bars too but stopped getting them in, I will be stopping off at my local Lidl tomorrow while I'm at work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I adore it on that cake is it battenburg? Pink and lemon squares it’s kind of gritty tho
Yes that's the one unfortunately.
Fantastic Charlie's by the way  "
Charlie’s? I’m gonna assume that means tits |
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"I adore it on that cake is it battenburg? Pink and lemon squares it’s kind of gritty tho
Yes that's the one unfortunately.
Fantastic Charlie's by the way
Charlie’s? I’m gonna assume that means tits "
Yes I may have over streached myself using the word "Charlie's". |
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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago
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"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.
If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."
XY loves a bit of marzipan. Forget cooking the cake, just leave him the batter with done marzipan and icing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love it! When I was a kid I picked the marzipan off the Christmas cake and carefully put the icing back in place. I was in BIG trouble when it was discovered |
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"I adore it on that cake is it battenburg? Pink and lemon squares it’s kind of gritty tho
Yes that's the one unfortunately.
Fantastic Charlie's by the way
Charlie’s? I’m gonna assume that means tits
Yes I may have over streached myself using the word "Charlie's"."
Hey captain did you get enough sleep last night lol marzipan? It's that almondy stuff isn't yeah very rougeish there lol still quite nice tho |
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"Love it. Lidl sell bars of pure marzipan coated in chocolate, they're so good.
Aldi used to sell them bars too but stopped getting them in, I will be stopping off at my local Lidl tomorrow while I'm at work "
I get mine from Home Bargains (munching one at the moment ) but they only sell the plain version. Lidl used to sell different flavours - rum & raisin, etc.
I love 'real' marzipan, made with almonds - not the fake stuff, made with apricot kernels. |
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"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.
If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."
I'm totally with you.. Disgusting stuff!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone like Marzipan? I find it to be the most deceitful and stealthy of all the confectioneries.
If it's so good why is it always hidden under layers and layers of tasty icing."
Don’t eat sugar but I recall it used to be delightful... |
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"To be honest I didn't expect so many fabbers to have such strong marzipan veiws.
After three years of Brexit we'd forgotten to have a marzipan thread."
Can’t wait for the continental almond tax!...
Bloody foreigners stealing our nuts |
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