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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...that at the last time Siren will be producing natural milk she flatly refuses to indulge me in my farmyard fantasy of milking her like a cow.
Got me bucket and dungarees all ready to go and she keeps telling me to fook off!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...that at the last time Siren will be producing natural milk she flatly refuses to indulge me in my farmyard fantasy of milking her like a cow.
Got me bucket and dungarees all ready to go and she keeps telling me to fook off! "
throw in a 3 legged milking stool .... may sway it for you ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...that at the last time Siren will be producing natural milk she flatly refuses to indulge me in my farmyard fantasy of milking her like a cow.
Got me bucket and dungarees all ready to go and she keeps telling me to fook off! "
What about your three legged stool and straw hat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...that at the last time Siren will be producing natural milk she flatly refuses to indulge me in my farmyard fantasy of milking her like a cow.
Got me bucket and dungarees all ready to go and she keeps telling me to fook off!
throw in a 3 legged milking stool .... may sway it for you ??"
maybe not, but putting on a wenches outfit might sway it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...that at the last time Siren will be producing natural milk she flatly refuses to indulge me in my farmyard fantasy of milking her like a cow.
Got me bucket and dungarees all ready to go and she keeps telling me to fook off!
throw in a 3 legged milking stool .... may sway it for you ??"
Beat me to it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's not like I'm gonna be tugging her nipples to hard that they'll end up looking like teats, although that would give rise to taking her to a dairy farm and getting her in one of them stalls in the milking shed and putting the automatic milking teats on her. Bit of black and white paint on her rump and she'll be all Fresian-like.
Dunno what the problem is really. Just a bit of fun.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suppose she is equally unreasonable when you mentioned your dream to put your elbow-length latex gloves and slap on the lube, ready to play James Herriot in All Creatures Great and Small. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suppose she is equally unreasonable when you mentioned your dream to put your elbow-length latex gloves and slap on the lube, ready to play James Herriot in All Creatures Great and Small. "
Going anywhere near her ass is more than my life's worth. Fookin hell, I'd have to sleep with one eye open!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You got off lightly Wishy!....I'd be sticking the funnel right up yer jacksy for even suggesting it.....
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Got no sense of fun, you gals. It's only a bit of roleplay oo-ar! |
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"I suppose she is equally unreasonable when you mentioned your dream to put your elbow-length latex gloves and slap on the lube, ready to play James Herriot in All Creatures Great and Small. "
He already got banned by the hospital for doing that last time Siren was in the delivery room...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd tell ya more than fook off
Ya want ya cock milkin like a cow?
(actually don't answer that) xx "
Hmmm.. now ya mention it...
Very fast, bout fifty times, should do the trick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd tell ya more than fook off
Ya want ya cock milkin like a cow?
(actually don't answer that) xx
Hmmm.. now ya mention it...
Very fast, bout fifty times, should do the trick. "
Fifty times?
You been practicing that new method I told ya bout then? Xx  |
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