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By *uchy of pornwall OP   Woman 16 weeks ago

stripperton manor

I know it’s been done before, it always raises a smile, you know what to do....

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By *rs Sex in HeelsWoman 16 weeks ago

Exmoor & West Midlands

Please marry me

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By *rs Sex in HeelsWoman 16 weeks ago

Exmoor & West Midlands

I love you

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By *uzzy NavelWoman 16 weeks ago

so near and yet so far...

Is it in?

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By *dam1971Man 16 weeks ago

Bedford

“Is it in?”

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By *dam1971Man 16 weeks ago

Bedford


"Is it in? "

Shit, you beat me to it!

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By *uchy of pornwall OP   Woman 16 weeks ago

stripperton manor

Theres this rash.....

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By *wearyMcSwearFaceAkaSlimMan 16 weeks ago

Where do you want me ??

Leave or Remain

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By *rs Sex in HeelsWoman 16 weeks ago

Exmoor & West Midlands

I forgot condoms

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By *8rk33Man 16 weeks ago

portrush

I feel sick

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By *uriousguy82Man 16 weeks ago

North East

You like kippers?

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By *rs Sex in HeelsWoman 16 weeks ago

Exmoor & West Midlands


"You like kippers?"

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By *uchy of pornwall OP   Woman 16 weeks ago

stripperton manor


"Leave or Remain "

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By *irl in blueWoman 16 weeks ago

Lancs

I hate sex

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By *8rk33Man 16 weeks ago

portrush

God you're ugly

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

I like knives

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By *SAchickWoman 16 weeks ago

Hillside desolate


"I like knives "

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By *ensuallover1000Man 16 weeks ago

The Ether

‘This is my mum.’

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"I like knives

"

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

You want crabs?

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By *estarossa.Woman 16 weeks ago

Anticipation

Is that it?

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By *lacerMan 16 weeks ago

Grays

Bring your Mum

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By *uietly_KinkyMan 16 weeks ago

High Wycombe

Hi, how are-

*sound of other fabber running away*

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

What was that....

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By *issing KellyWoman 16 weeks ago

herne bay, kent

What is that?

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Hes my dad

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

It wasnt me

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By *estarossa.Woman 16 weeks ago

Anticipation

Bare back only

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By *ometsMan 16 weeks ago

Glasgow

... ignore the smell...

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester

I'll ruin you

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By *hotglass73Man 16 weeks ago

the shire

Mum ! What the......

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By *ollycouple71Couple 16 weeks ago

manchester

Is that it ?

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By *ewtothis1919Couple 16 weeks ago

Chester

Shit on me.....

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman 16 weeks ago

Surrey / SW London

Smaller than expected

Antibiotics are helping

Unexpected item in bagging-area

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester

No clean sheets?

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By *talbridge_studMan 16 weeks ago

sturminster newton

Why’s it blue

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman 16 weeks ago

Surrey / SW London

Use the curtains

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

The crusty bit...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman 16 weeks ago

Constantly wandering here, there, everywhere

That was quick

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By *hezGeekCouple 16 weeks ago

Bristol

Theresa May Roleplay?

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By *entileschiWoman 16 weeks ago

Norwich

Cash or card?

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By *ometsMan 16 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Theresa May Roleplay?"

Oh god no

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By *uietly_KinkyMan 16 weeks ago

High Wycombe


"Theresa May Roleplay?"

I may never get hard again

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By *ensuallover1000Man 16 weeks ago

The Ether


"Theresa May Roleplay?

I may never get hard again "

Curiously it made my willy tingle somewhat.....

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester


"Theresa May Roleplay?

Oh god no "

I think I'm going to be sick.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

What’s that smell

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By *uzukiNo1Woman 16 weeks ago

Rhyl

Meet my Alan....

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

It’s not contagious!!

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By *8rk33Man 16 weeks ago

portrush

Is it erect?

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By *limarkCouple 16 weeks ago

Next door to Brenda & Clive

Move Over Gran!

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester

Who are you?

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By *8rk33Man 16 weeks ago

portrush

Gotta go bye

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By *tingly ByronMan 16 weeks ago

Bazingastoke

Painters have arrived.

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Meet my Alan.... "

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Like my mankini

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By *ornylittlesubWoman 16 weeks ago

Grangemouth

Are you cold?

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Please marry me "

I learned my lesson saying that lol. I jokingly asked a lady to marry on this site and got blocked

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

How much then?

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Your dad's better

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Your grans watching

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By *erealMRmeanorsWoman 16 weeks ago

a world of her own.

It's a micropenis

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By *erealMRmeanorsWoman 16 weeks ago

a world of her own.

Smell this rag?

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By *erealMRmeanorsWoman 16 weeks ago

a world of her own.


"Shit on me....."

and hit it, with a cricket bat hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Fogot my wallet

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Fogot my wallet"

Oh a meet...

Forgot my wallet

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

That was shit

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

I’m not coming

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By *hebigmatMan 16 weeks ago

glos

Your breath stinks

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By *onguetwisted87Man 16 weeks ago

south west

Heeeeelloooo Daaaaaaaave your.......

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By *ilkes74Man 16 weeks ago

Reading

Must try harder

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By *oughnut_and_DanishCouple 16 weeks ago

Crawley

I shit myself!

Doughnut

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By *eOldeWitchDocMan 16 weeks ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land

Is that sweetcorn?

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By * and M lookingCouple 16 weeks ago

Worcester

Where's your wife?

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By * and M lookingCouple 16 weeks ago

Worcester

Ignore those scabs

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Heeeeelloooo Daaaaaaaave your......."

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester

Ugh, my period.

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By * and M lookingCouple 16 weeks ago

Worcester

You said "BIG"

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By *rightonsteveMan 16 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Here I am!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple 16 weeks ago

Leeds

Christ you're hideous.

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By *oserMan 16 weeks ago

where the wild roses grow

Ignore the scabs

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple 16 weeks ago

Leeds

You need lobsterpots.

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By *ruebame dosMan 16 weeks ago

the womb and trying to get back in

Bring your sister

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By *at-mustardMan 16 weeks ago

suffuck

My mum's watching

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By *arahBaby123Woman 16 weeks ago

WORCESTER

Call me Grandma

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By *ever TreeMan 16 weeks ago

In and out of Terminal 5

got a defiblilator?

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By *arahBaby123Woman 16 weeks ago

WORCESTER

Smell my cheese

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By *nabelle21Woman 16 weeks ago

B38

I've come on

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By *ocket-rocketxxxWoman 16 weeks ago

Hundred Acre Wood

Footballs on soon

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By *ocket-rocketxxxWoman 16 weeks ago

Hundred Acre Wood

Where's me teeth

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By *d1513Man 16 weeks ago

dublin

Oh shit I’m going to.....already

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By *ruebame dosMan 16 weeks ago

the womb and trying to get back in

Whats that string

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By * and M lookingCouple 16 weeks ago

Worcester

Did you fart?

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By *andybeachWoman 16 weeks ago

In the middle


"I’m not coming"

I’m already there

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By *ever TreeMan 16 weeks ago

In and out of Terminal 5

just staple here...

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By *oeandmandyCouple 16 weeks ago

Surrey

Can I smoke

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By * and M lookingCouple 16 weeks ago

Worcester

Why's mom here?

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By *ruebame dosMan 16 weeks ago

the womb and trying to get back in


"Can I smoke"

My cock OK

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By *iptonblokeMan 16 weeks ago

tipton

Is that it

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By *ever TreeMan 16 weeks ago

In and out of Terminal 5

what genital warts?

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By *ust PeachyWoman 16 weeks ago

Prestonish

I followed through!

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By *andybeachWoman 16 weeks ago

In the middle

Sniff this handkerchief

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By *uzzy NavelWoman 16 weeks ago

so near and yet so far...


"Is it in?

Shit, you beat me to it!"

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Sniff this handkerchief "

I was gonna say that! Lol x

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By *amsmateMan 16 weeks ago

ramsgate

oh shit ..... sorry !

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

is that it?

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

For ladies my partner is getting parole today

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By *ocket-rocketxxxWoman 16 weeks ago

Hundred Acre Wood

Is that poo?

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By *ensualbicockMan 16 weeks ago

Craggy Island

I'm gonna fart

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By *erryoneMan 16 weeks ago

cardiff

Ignore the rash

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester

What's that stain?

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester

Mum's home soon

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By *ocket-rocketxxxWoman 16 weeks ago

Hundred Acre Wood

Ignore that screaming

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By *naswingdressWoman 16 weeks ago

Manchester

Kids, get out!

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By *ust PeachyWoman 16 weeks ago

Prestonish

Have my baby?

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By *pider-WomanWoman 16 weeks ago

Exeter, Plymouth, South Hams, Bristol

Scratch my itch

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By *ruebame dosMan 16 weeks ago

the womb and trying to get back in


"Scratch my itch "

Where is your itch

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By *ocket-rocketxxxWoman 16 weeks ago

Hundred Acre Wood

Think I'm clear

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By *inkey_catWoman 16 weeks ago

The Cat Colony, End of the Rainbow

Is that it

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By *nabelle21Woman 16 weeks ago

B38

Is it in

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By *uietly_KinkyMan 16 weeks ago

High Wycombe


"Is it in"

God you're loose

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By *uchy of pornwall OP   Woman 16 weeks ago

stripperton manor


"Ignore that screaming"

That made me belly laugh

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By *ensualbicockMan 16 weeks ago

Craggy Island

It's fell off

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By *ulfilyourfantasyMan 16 weeks ago

travelling for work

Pull my finger

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By *SAchickWoman 16 weeks ago

Hillside desolate


"Pull my finger"

Sniff my finger

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By *ubmichellestarTV/TS 16 weeks ago

kent

Smell my hankachief

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Don’t turn up

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Faf

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Pull my finger

Sniff my finger"

Lick your finger

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By *rightonsteveMan 16 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s not contagious

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By *winger212Woman 16 weeks ago

navan

It won't burst

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By *sa_curiousMan 16 weeks ago

Waterford

Did it split?

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By *cgkcCouple 16 weeks ago

Hitchin

Hi. Tommy Robinson.

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By *educedWoman 16 weeks ago

Birmingham

My husband/wife/significant other is home...

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By *ocket-rocketxxxWoman 16 weeks ago

Hundred Acre Wood

It's only gaffertape

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By *aul521Man 16 weeks ago

yorks/lancs/cheshire


"... ignore the smell... "

That reminds me of an earlier post , yuk lol

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By *asha86Couple 16 weeks ago

walsall

It only smells... lol

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By *uietly_KinkyMan 16 weeks ago

High Wycombe

It rubs off

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By *iane SelwynWoman 16 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

I’m Piers Morgan

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By *ineMan 16 weeks ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I turned up

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By *ill74Man 16 weeks ago

New forest area

I got bail.

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By *ocket-rocketxxxWoman 16 weeks ago

Hundred Acre Wood

I've broke curfew

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Soiled myself again...

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Crying over ex

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By *ed-monkeyCouple 16 weeks ago

Worthing

Tits out then

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Did you remember the plastic sheets and knife block......

(it's a long, true story)

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By *ust PeachyWoman 16 weeks ago

Prestonish


"Did you remember the plastic sheets and knife block......

(it's a long, true story) "

Not three words!

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Is that it

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Did you remember the plastic sheets and knife block......

(it's a long, true story)

Not three words! "

Details....

Plastic sheets, knife? *

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By *hitewitch77Woman 16 weeks ago

North Wales

It's probably...

Its be exclusive

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Fuck! You're hideous!

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By *irl in blueWoman 16 weeks ago

Lancs

I have scabies

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By *ed-monkeyCouple 16 weeks ago

Worthing

Are you justin

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 25/03/19 21:17:47]

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

Breast feeding time??

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By *ust PeachyWoman 16 weeks ago

Prestonish


"Did you remember the plastic sheets and knife block......

(it's a long, true story)

Not three words!

Details....

Plastic sheets, knife? *"

Rather odd fetish!

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By *oppet22TV/TS 16 weeks ago

huddersfield

Looks better on me

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By *anxioMan 16 weeks ago

Sheep City, Derbyshire

You look older

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By *ason77777Man 16 weeks ago

kingswood,surrey

I love you

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By *sGivesWoodWoman 16 weeks ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ewww dick cheese

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By *ineMan 16 weeks ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill


"Ewww dick cheese"

Is he the private detective in Wallace and Grommit?

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By *onygirl19Woman 16 weeks ago

co dublin

What’s that smell ?

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By *inky_BarmanMan 16 weeks ago

Manchester

Mums back in 30

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By *objob54321Man 16 weeks ago

london

It smells funny

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By *annatry500Man 16 weeks ago

west yorkshire

Dick pic lover?

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By *ettertainmentMan 16 weeks ago

princeton plainsboro

What that smell?

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By *ettertainmentMan 16 weeks ago

princeton plainsboro

Small isn't it

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By *ettertainmentMan 16 weeks ago

princeton plainsboro

Forgot the ducktape

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

"Hi, I'm Lib"

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By *ellHungandBaldMan 16 weeks ago

England. and. Scotland.

Thay isn't you.

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By *ellHungandBaldMan 16 weeks ago

England. and. Scotland.


"That isn't you."

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By *imon the welderMan 16 weeks ago

Rugby

Coffee means coffee....

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By *tlas2019Man 16 weeks ago

Whitley bay

Is she dead?

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By *D_23Man 16 weeks ago

Liverpool

What a mistake

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By *ugga MannMan 16 weeks ago

Fareham and West London

You’re too ...

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By *ipmannMan 16 weeks ago

Cahir

Your sisters better

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By *ubbynwifeCouple 16 weeks ago

basildon


"Your sisters better "

Your dads better!!!

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