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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One for the chaps now (and ladies can join in with a willing male partner)

Have you experienced the sheer artistic joy bequeathed by the elasticity of the ol’nad sack? Fess up - you must at some point have pulled and twisted that glorious wrinkly skin into interesting artistic pieces?

Of course, it doesn’t last long before resuming to its original form but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in contributing photos of our subsequent artistic endeavours to exhibit as a theme for a gallery exhibition.

Any takers for this fine cause?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That sound likes fun

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

As long as the sculpture can look like the spare bit of skin on your elbow, fashioned into a threadbare doormat.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That sound likes fun "

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That sound likes fun "

Sounds like a load of old bollocks to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come! "

Proof or it didn’t happen

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen "

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool! "

I so want to play this game

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

God no

Makes me cringe checking for lumps nevermind twistin em

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game "

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term) "

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work "

Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.

Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work

Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.

Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose "

Ok you bring the marker pen and I’ll just bring my hands. I’m good with play doh so I reckon I could sculpt some interesting shapes

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work

Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.

Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose

Ok you bring the marker pen and I’ll just bring my hands. I’m good with play doh so I reckon I could sculpt some interesting shapes "

Deal Oh by the way look at that -my scrotum now looks like the face of a Ferengi from Star Trek - how awesome is that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work

Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.

Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose

Ok you bring the marker pen and I’ll just bring my hands. I’m good with play doh so I reckon I could sculpt some interesting shapes

Deal Oh by the way look at that -my scrotum now looks like the face of a Ferengi from Star Trek - how awesome is that? "

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By *J RHEAMan  over a year ago

S West

I've known people to actually twist them and had to get them removed, I know of one guy at work with a plastic one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has anyone twisted out a poodle yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has anyone twisted out a poodle yet? "

Nope but I have twisted a testicle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Scrot blot removed by poster at 25/03/19 17:22:30]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has anyone twisted out a poodle yet?

Nope but I have twisted a testicle "

needs more rubbing to soften it up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I mould mine to look like Jabber The Hut or Freddie Krueger.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Stop the press! I’ve just managed a dodecahedron. Of sorts. If you cover your eyes. Yes.....

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By *anielpiercedMan  over a year ago

by the seaside

Mine looks like Pinface from HellRaiser

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stop the press! I’ve just managed a dodecahedron. Of sorts. If you cover your eyes. Yes....."

Do we have to feel our way round it if we cant look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has anyone twisted out a poodle yet?

Nope but I have twisted a testicle

needs more rubbing to soften it up a bit"

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Stop the press! I’ve just managed a dodecahedron. Of sorts. If you cover your eyes. Yes.....

Do we have to feel our way round it if we cant look"

Yes indeed - have a squish of it; It’s a bit like one of those stress balls. Stretchy to - I can expand mine to about half a foot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not even gonna scroll....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Well, with all this foreskin talk today, the poor old, trusty scrotum was inevitably feeling a bit left out so......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well, with all this foreskin talk today, the poor old, trusty scrotum was inevitably feeling a bit left out so...... "

Can you make it look like Batman sat on a washing machine

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By *nto My ArmsMan  over a year ago

Herts/London

I do balloon animals with mine.

Proper hit at kids' parties.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Well, with all this foreskin talk today, the poor old, trusty scrotum was inevitably feeling a bit left out so......

Can you make it look like Batman sat on a washing machine "

Hmmm....I’ve just managed what looks a bit like Danny De Vito’s face as the Penguin in Batman Returns......

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I do balloon animals with mine.

Proper hit at kids' parties. "

I’ve rolled out a sausage dog and with a twist and a tuck, now have formed two ball like feet.

.....I am also in some rather extreme pain....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Resurrected like a Phoenix from the ashes!

Yes, twist those scrotums into wondrous designs my good chaps!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

How's your bollox now mate?

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Mine can look like a puppy.... Until someone comes along and starts stroking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll add my creation to my photos.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"How's your bollox now mate? "

I’m presently trying to recreate Auguste Rodin‘s, ’The Thinker’ with my wondrously pliable nad sack.

Damn though! - it keeps on shrinking back before I can complete this intricate design and now more closely resembles Edvard Munch‘s,The Scream (complete with scrotally imbued wrinkles)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Interlude: Chaps - a quick survey; Grasp thy sack and stretch it as far as thou can. Now measure the distance.... The longest wins a bag of Walkers on me

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I think I could do the scream...with some stretching I could try Dumbo

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I think I could do the scream...with some stretching I could try Dumbo "

Through some not inconsiderable pain unto myself, I managed Dumbo’s ears (with Pinocchio’s nose.....)

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Salvador Dali would be amusing

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Anyone remember Morph from the late Tony Hart’s TV shows?

Yep.....well now my trusty nad sack now resembles him

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Anyone remember Morph from the late Tony Hart’s TV shows?

Yep.....well now my trusty nad sack now resembles him "

Interlude: I realise I’m replying to myself here but Chad used to scare the shit out of me as a kid

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

How about Pingu and his Igloo?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine can look like a puppy.... Until someone comes along and starts stroking "

Oh I love puppies. What breed?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"One for the chaps now (and ladies can join in with a willing male partner)

Have you experienced the sheer artistic joy bequeathed by the elasticity of the ol’nad sack? Fess up - you must at some point have pulled and twisted that glorious wrinkly skin into interesting artistic pieces?

Of course, it doesn’t last long before resuming to its original form but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in contributing photos of our subsequent artistic endeavours to exhibit as a theme for a gallery exhibition.

Any takers for this fine cause? "

The ball sack?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Mine can look like a puppy.... Until someone comes along and starts stroking

Oh I love puppies. What breed? "

I'm gonna guess Shar Pei

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone else remember a couple of guys actually toured a show ‘Puppetry of the Penis’? Basically they pulled their scrotums (scrota?) into all sorts of shapes on stage for 90mins every night. It was actually much funnier than it sounds!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work

Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.

Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose "

Check out my video!!! And you will witness the awesome Betty Boob!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire

Found it

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work

Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.

Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose

Check out my video!!! And you will witness the awesome Betty Boob!"

she nodded and winked at me

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Went to see Puppetry of the Penis years ago...now that was an eye opener!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love balls. Fascinating things. I love making shapes out of them

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Mine can look like a puppy.... Until someone comes along and starts stroking

Oh I love puppies. What breed?

I'm gonna guess Shar Pei "

Apparently I looked like a shar pei as a baby. Unless mum was just being diplomatic.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire

I like to draw letters of the alphabet with my tongue on them and have the man guess what letter it is

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"I like to draw letters of the alphabet with my tongue on them and have the man guess what letter it is "

Did you ever apply to be a letter-picker on Countdown? That would have been a really inventive way to liven up the show. Being Channel 4,they might even have gone for it.

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