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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

The Ether

One for the chaps now (and ladies can join in with a willing male partner)

Have you experienced the sheer artistic joy bequeathed by the elasticity of the ol’nad sack? Fess up - you must at some point have pulled and twisted that glorious wrinkly skin into interesting artistic pieces?

Of course, it doesn’t last long before resuming to its original form but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in contributing photos of our subsequent artistic endeavours to exhibit as a theme for a gallery exhibition.

Any takers for this fine cause?

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

That sound likes fun

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By *dam1971Man 4 weeks ago

Bedford

As long as the sculpture can look like the spare bit of skin on your elbow, fashioned into a threadbare doormat.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

The Ether


"That sound likes fun "

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

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By *at-mustardMan 4 weeks ago

suffolk


"That sound likes fun "

Sounds like a load of old bollocks to me

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come! "

Proof or it didn’t happen

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

The Ether


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen "

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool! "

I so want to play this game

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By *ull my fingerMan 4 weeks ago

my girls lips

God no

Makes me cringe checking for lumps nevermind twistin em

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

The Ether


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game "

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term) "

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

The Ether


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work "

Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.

Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work

Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.

Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose "

Ok you bring the marker pen and I’ll just bring my hands. I’m good with play doh so I reckon I could sculpt some interesting shapes

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

The Ether


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work

Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.

Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose

Ok you bring the marker pen and I’ll just bring my hands. I’m good with play doh so I reckon I could sculpt some interesting shapes "

Deal Oh by the way look at that -my scrotum now looks like the face of a Ferengi from Star Trek - how awesome is that?

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"That sound likes fun

After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!

Proof or it didn’t happen

Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera

But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!

I so want to play this game

You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)

Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work

Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.

Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose

Ok you bring the marker pen and I’ll just bring my hands. I’m good with play doh so I reckon I could sculpt some interesting shapes

Deal Oh by the way look at that -my scrotum now looks like the face of a Ferengi from Star Trek - how awesome is that? "

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By *J RHEAMan 4 weeks ago

N. West

I've known people to actually twist them and had to get them removed, I know of one guy at work with a plastic one

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By *utumn76Woman 4 weeks ago

The Boatshed

Has anyone twisted out a poodle yet?

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By *eOldeWitchDocMan 4 weeks ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land

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By *eOldeWitchDocMan 4 weeks ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land


"Has anyone twisted out a poodle yet? "

Nope but I have twisted a testicle

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By *eOldeWitchDocMan 4 weeks ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land


"[Scrot blot removed by poster at 25/03/19 17:22:30]"

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By *utumn76Woman 4 weeks ago

The Boatshed


"Has anyone twisted out a poodle yet?

Nope but I have twisted a testicle "

needs more rubbing to soften it up a bit

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

I mould mine to look like Jabber The Hut or Freddie Krueger.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

The Ether

Stop the press! I’ve just managed a dodecahedron. Of sorts. If you cover your eyes. Yes.....

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By *anielpiercedMan 4 weeks ago

Here

Mine looks like Pinface from HellRaiser

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By *utumn76Woman 4 weeks ago

The Boatshed


"Stop the press! I’ve just managed a dodecahedron. Of sorts. If you cover your eyes. Yes....."

Do we have to feel our way round it if we cant look

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"Has anyone twisted out a poodle yet?

Nope but I have twisted a testicle

needs more rubbing to soften it up a bit"

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 4 weeks ago

The Ether


"Stop the press! I’ve just managed a dodecahedron. Of sorts. If you cover your eyes. Yes.....

Do we have to feel our way round it if we cant look"

Yes indeed - have a squish of it; It’s a bit like one of those stress balls. Stretchy to - I can expand mine to about half a foot

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By *periaMan 4 weeks ago

Bath ish

Not even gonna scroll....

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