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Jeremy Corbyn v Teresa May
People think Teresa is a soft gentle vicars daughter but I can see her taking Corbyn in a Streetfight raining blows on him with her stiletoes until his grey beard is red with blood. |
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Amber Rudd v Diane Abbott
A battle of heavyweights.
Dianne in her prime was a force of nature and I think Amber is her natural successor. This would end in a bloody drag down no strength left draw. |
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Sajid javid v Sajid Khan
Hard to be separated having more to do with names than fighting prowess. Javid seems more bold to be a potential 1 on 1 fighter and may lack Khan's wisdom in unveiling the 30 brothers hiding in the shadows. Victory to Khan. |
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Boris Johnson v Tom Robinson
More of a bully meets bluster the gangster faced Tom Robinson would strike fear into the heart of Boris,one look and the sweets would be handed over. |
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"Sajid javid v Sajid Khan
Hard to be separated having more to do with names than fighting prowess. Javid seems more bold to be a potential 1 on 1 fighter and may lack Khan's wisdom in unveiling the 30 brothers hiding in the shadows. Victory to Khan."
Sadiq Khan... |
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"Sajid javid v Sajid Khan
Hard to be separated having more to do with names than fighting prowess. Javid seems more bold to be a potential 1 on 1 fighter and may lack Khan's wisdom in unveiling the 30 brothers hiding in the shadows. Victory to Khan."
There's only one victorious Khan round these parts  |
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Caroline Lucas V Dr Sarah Woolaston
This would be a fight that would arise out of great principles and would be classed as a possible epic. Hard to call as it would depend on who had the most passion and energy left that day to fight.
Lucas edges it for me due to previous battle experience. |
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Oliver Letwin V Jacob Rees-Mogg.
This would take place during a argument over a taxi. The seemingly always about to blow his top Letwin would strike suddenly flooring the smooth talking negotiating Mogg and put him down. Climbing over his body to enter the cab. |
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Prince Charles v Nigel Farage
This would be one that is entirely provoked by The Duke of Edinburgh who actually liking Farage still feels the need to put the little bugger in his place. An unwilling Charles downgrades the issue to a slanging match away from the cameras. |
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Norma Major v Edwina Currie
This was the day when Edwina got stirred like a curry over a man who ate green peas (or so the rumour goes) She was lucky to escape alive from the flailing, screaming, kicking, and whirling dervish that was realeased upon her. |
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Fiona Bruce v David Dimbleby
This took place when the normally humble Bruce made a joke to the normally humble(but long established family in broadcasting) Dimbleby at a drinks party to celebrate the changeover. There was no Victor as they were both too d*unk to notice onlookers said.
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"Fiona Bruce v David Dimbleby
This took place when the normally humble Bruce made a joke to the normally humble(but long established family in broadcasting) Dimbleby at a drinks party to celebrate the changeover. There was no Victor as they were both too d*unk to notice onlookers said.
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..too d*unk to notice they were fighting each other. |
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Prince William v 6 well compensated strangers
This was the day Prince William lost it due to unknown pressures. The lad had the strength of ten men it was reported. |
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Oliver Letwin V Jacob Rees-Mogg Part 2 Mogg comes prepared carrying an umbrella ala John Steed and the rest is history.As in the interim period Mogg has learned that it's possible to go along armed into a bad place to save face. |
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Holly Willoughby v Alex from the One Show began over who had the nicest co-presenter Philip or Matt and was stopped by Keith Lemon who happened to be around at the time. Both were treated for minor injuries. |
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Katie Price v a lampost
Katie Price was Snapchated while striking a lampost and screaming something about... that fucking Jordan. Which proves the point that even lamposts can become famous! |
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Elizabeth v Merkel
This one has been long buried the day Queen Elizabeth slapped Angela Merkel over comments about Kaiser Wilhelm.Though hushed up some feel this is the real reason brexit has been dangled to the British public as a warning to Germany short of war. |
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Sandra Bernhard v Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein reports that she laid both out right hook,left hook as they were both fumbling in their pockets for something to give her. |
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Princess Anne v Meghan Markle
Normally the best of friends things got out of hand when the words Horses and faces were mentioned in the same sentence and things were misconstrued. Somehow Edward was left injured in the ensuing struggle. |
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"Princess Anne v Meghan Markle
Normally the best of friends things got out of hand when the words Horses and faces were mentioned in the same sentence and things were misconstrued. Somehow Edward was left injured in the ensuing struggle."
...and had to be put down. |
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Mel B/sexyashell/Scary Spice
and Baby Spice/cheesy/the pretty quiet girl next door/ v Unknown Assailants.
This was considered at the time to be a Jessie Smollett type incident before there was a Jessie Smollett as the incident appeared in the papers before the incident even happened. By the way the Spice in Spice girls stands for Special Privileges in cunt eating and was later changed by some to Special Privileges in Cock entry. |
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Bridgette Nielsen v Pamela Anderson the first grapple involved oil and a tub and was watched over by such luminaries as Tommy Lee, Mick Jagger and Sylvester Stallone this took place behind closed doors and never made the papers. The second grapple a Streetfight took place but never really got started due to lack of oil as their 4 protuberances got in the way. |
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Big Narstie v Flavor Flav
As Big Narstie who is in the process of trying to get Pamela Anderson on his show reaches in to stop the fight and accidently? touches Bridgette's tit. Flavor Flav gives him a smack for that! "Watch out boooooyyyyy"! |
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"Big Narstie v Flavor Flav
As Big Narstie who is in the process of trying to get Pamela Anderson on his show reaches in to stop the fight and accidently? touches Bridgette's tit. Flavor Flav gives him a smack for that! "Watch out boooooyyyyy"!"
..and calls him a goddamn public Enemy! |
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"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!
I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call."
..their sexual proclivities? |
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"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!
I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call."
I'm thinking a homo-erotic wrestle along the lines of "Women in Love". |
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"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!
I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call.
I'm thinking a homo-erotic wrestle along the lines of "Women in Love". "
Now that is damn funny!! |
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"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!
I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call.
I'm thinking a homo-erotic wrestle along the lines of "Women in Love". Now that is damn funny!!"
Rinder in a purple thong, Kyle in a sumo style nappy. |
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"Alan Carr v Louie Spence Looking forward to it!  "
Though I would have to back the dancer in this one..something tells me that Louie Spence is a very dangerous man! |
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"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!
I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call.
I'm thinking a homo-erotic wrestle along the lines of "Women in Love". Now that is damn funny!!
Rinder in a purple thong, Kyle in a sumo style nappy."
A modern day twist add oil...I can see them both giggling like children! |
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"Roy Keane v Frank Bruno
The day Roy broke his hand while hitting Frank's head!"
Wily Paul Scholes dared him too and only the intervention of Eric Cantonas soothing french accent calmed the beast down...reminding me of Mungo in Blazing Saddles.
Paul Scholes reclaimed his place in the team. |
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"Roy Keane v Frank Bruno
The day Roy broke his hand while hitting Frank's head!Wily Paul Scholes dared him too and only the intervention of Eric Cantonas soothing french accent calmed the beast down...reminding me of Mungo in Blazing Saddles.
Paul Scholes reclaimed his place in the team."
....and the day David finally proposed to Posh...saying quote "I've got to get away from these nutters"! |
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"Roy Keane v Frank Bruno
The day Roy broke his hand while hitting Frank's head!Wily Paul Scholes dared him too and only the intervention of Eric Cantonas soothing french accent calmed the beast down...reminding me of Mungo in Blazing Saddles.
Paul Scholes reclaimed his place in the team.....and the day David finally proposed to Posh...saying quote "I've got to get away from these nutters"!"
...Poor boy..out of the frying pan into the fire! |
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"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!
I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call.
I'm thinking a homo-erotic wrestle along the lines of "Women in Love". Now that is damn funny!!
Rinder in a purple thong, Kyle in a sumo style nappy.A modern day twist add oil...I can see them both giggling like children!"
Chilli infused oil, extra virgin of course. |
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"Maybe not a fight but Ian Paisley having a argument with Brian Blessd while mountain climbing A formidable confrontation! "
Maybe during a climb for Charity? Blessed was supporting a well known charity while Paisley's was less well known but had the word Order in it. |
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"Maybe not a fight but Ian Paisley having a argument with Brian Blessd while mountain climbing A formidable confrontation!
A recipe for an avalanche "
Paisley was saved by his use of an orange coloured flag...Blessed by his rotunditity as he joined up with the avalanche! |
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"Warwick Davies v Richard Osman
I can hear that basketball tune playing now  Tell us more.
Warwick Davies getting bounced everywhere by 6.7 inch Richard Osman "
Brilliant! |
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"Maybe not a fight but Ian Paisley having a argument with Brian Blessd while mountain climbing A formidable confrontation!
A recipe for an avalanche "
Both known for their voices that's a good one. |
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